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17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week

17 Absurd Headlines That Should Not Have Happened This Week
Updated 1 year ago

The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.

I'm sure the 45,000 people who die annually beg to differ. But then again, what do you expect from someone named after a dog.

Because nothing shouts heroism like slapping some cuffs on a person snapping photos of landmarks.

Please, don't encourage him.

I think this is a prime example of voting against one's own interests. But hey, you gotta sacrifice for the common good of the nation, right?

But...but...our second amendment rights?!

Hopefully it makes your IKEA furniture stronger, because my s**t will last for generations if that's the case, lemme tell ya.

"We promise not to cheat you anymore."

"Why are you holding your hand behind your back?"

"What?"

"Are you crossing your fingers?"

"..."

"Well?"

"Just play the f**king claw game."

Hey guys, I found Hell. Stop looking.

What. The. Hell.

Did they use silencers? (In all seriousness this is pretty damn tragic)

What kind of Amerlia Bedelia crap is this?

Stay classy, JC.

"So like...does the jury think it's big?"

The Emirates are so rich...they're literally towing friggin' glaciers to the desert. Meanwhile, we can't even get clean water to Flint in the US.

The forks are a nice slap-in-the-face touch.

Pretty soon we're going to have rehab centers for pigeons.