The truth isn't always stranger than fiction, but in these cases, it totally is.
Seriously, anything goes in America at this point.
What's most absurd about this is that Sean Spicer actually hid in bushes. In real life. To avoid journalists.
But by all means, keeping gassing and firehosing protesters.
I just wish someone who thought the play was too "preachy" and over-dramatized the effects of racism saw that.
I mean, what else would you do with your money?
To quote Titus: "What kind of white nonsense is this?"
Never underestimate the power of the senate.
This craptastic festival story just gets stranger and stranger.
"We gotta use catapults, they've gotta be yuge!"
Wait...so those videos are real?!
Seriously, did no one beta-test with the coke fiends, first?
"If you don't stop crying this instant, ya infant..."
There's officially a President more corrupt and villified than Richard Nixon. Rest easy, Dick, you're not the worst.
Please tell me they're made by Acme enterprises.
Now it's living up to its name.
God forbid someone exercises their right to free speech.
The real question is, how much did she charge him?