As you're undoubtedly aware even if you've never seen a single episode of Game of Thrones, the show's season finale aired Sunday night. Don't worry, this post won't have any spoilers—unlike everywhere else you'll go today.
Given how omnipresent Thrones discussion is, one IT employee who hadn't watched last night's episode decided to take things into his own hands before going into work today. His solution is pretty brilliant.
The sign around his neck reads "I have not seen the finale of G.O.T.!"
"So help me God if you ruin it for me I will make your computer run slower than a 1997 Compaq with a 57K modem!"
Of course, people sympathized. Apparently, not everyone watches Game of Thrones exactly at 9 p.m. on Sunday nights?
Though some people thought there might be an easier way to punish spoilers.
Episode 5 of Season 7 of Game of Thrones, "Eastwatch," was packed full of some pretty incredible moments and fans are already chomping at the bit for more.
However, the most important detail from the show probably flew right past you, despite the fact that it seemingly foreshadows one of the biggest possible conflicts in the series, and blows a huge point in the plot wide open.
This is a massive potential spoiler, so if you're the type of person to get annoyed by that, then it's probably best you don't keep reading.
But of course you can't help yourself, so I want you to sit back and consider last night's scene between Samwell Tarly and Gilly as she pores over the diary of High Septon Maynard. Tarly's a bit preoccupied with his work, as is usually the case, when Gilly asks him a seemingly innocuous question:
"What does annulment mean?"
Sam, too busy to pay serious attention to what Gilly asks, says it means ending one marriage so a person can marry someone else. Then Gilly follows up and says that the annulment was for a "Prince Raggar," and since Jon Snow is the love child of Prince Rhaeger and Lyanna Stark, that means that the Targaryen King very well may have technically ended his marriage, married a woman he was madly in love with (Lyanna) and birthed a son who is the rightful heir to the Iron Throne.
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