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21 Texts From Dads That Will Make You Cry-Laugh

21 Texts From Dads That Will Make You Cry-Laugh
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Dads. They’re notorious for their senses of humor—whether cheesy or savage, witty or groan-worthy, they never miss an opportunity to try and make us laugh. In fact, dads are such natural comedians they often crack us up without even meaning to. It should come as no surprise then, that when dads learn to text, hilarity ensues.

Here are 21 dads who prove that, in their hands, smartphones are truly a blessing:

This dad, who just discovered emojis and definitely has a favorite.
This dad who out-pranked his kid.
This sarcastic dad who was def not bitter he couldn't come on vacation.
This dad's attempt to text via Siri.
This exceedingly practical dad who just doesn't see the point.
This dad who just DGAF.
This dad offering his son some perspective.
This dad who wasn't born yesterday.
This dad who still enjoys playing with his food.
This open-minded but confused dad.
This dad who straight up dragged his daughter.
This dad who shared some deep shower thoughts.
This dad who trolled his wife in the group chat.
This adorably supportive dad.
This dad who roasted his son.
This dad who desperately needs a lesson in emoji.
This dad who couldn't wait to spill.
This dad who always gives his honest feedback.
This savage dad who managed to roast his wife and daughter in one fell swoop.
This dad with the daily update.
And finally, this no-nonsense dad who definitely cares deep down.

Shout out to all the hilarious dads out there who brighten our days!

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I grew up in a marginally superstitious family who brought some beliefs and hocus-pocus superstitions from the old country. I couldn't make too much noise late at night for fear of attracting a "jinn." I couldn't point at cemeteries or stare into a mirror for too long or my face would become deformed, and heaven help me if I was ever mean to or disobeyed my parents or grandparents, because then I'd be looking at a cursed life that would ruin me until the day that I died.

But the idea of "back luck" or stepping on cracks, walking under ladders, or stealing a black cat's macchiato isn't something that my family really bought into. Sure, we believed in supernatural stuff and the idea that karma gets back around to mess with you or your kids, but "bad luck"? 

No honey, it isn't luck that's ruining your life, it's an unseen species of metaphysical monsters that exist in a different plane we know little about—but they are mentioned in the Quran, so be careful!

There are phenomena so unfortunate that simply looking at images of them will cause the same bad luck to befall you. So on this Friday the 13th, gaze upon these pictures with extreme caution.

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