Cards Against Humanity's Email Exchange With a Glitter-Loving Customer Is Hilarious
Jul. 31 2018, Updated 12:31 p.m. ET
If you know anything about Cards Against Humanity, then you know first and foremost that the card game manufacturer is well-versed in the ways of trolling. Remember the Cards Against Humanity Saves America pack?
Or how about their "Prongles" joke where they started selling the most blatant rip-off of the world's favorite canned potato chips?
For all of their publicity stunts, the game's creators also work on improving the game itself with expansions and add-ons, like the Cards Against Humanity Pride Pack.
The additional set of cards doesn't just pack a whole bunch of LGBT-themed irreverent jokes and offensive set-ups, it was also supposed to come with a bunch of glitter. You know, for extra fabulousness.
The Pride Pack was such a big success that the CAH peeps eventually ran out of glitter, so some orders were shipped without the shimmery, sparkly extra.
Something that bummed Kaitlyn Johnson out so much that she emailed the games' customer service reps to ask them if they could pretty please send her some glitter.
And it didn't take long for them to get back to her with this positively ominous message.
When Kaitlyn came home one day she saw a letter from the game manufacturer in her mailbox.
She ended up getting an apology card in the mail that was completely covered in glitter.
And when I say covered in glitter, I mean, covered in glitter. Can you think of anything more colorfully annoying that opening up an envelope only to be assaulted by bits of sparkles, everywhere?
It wasn't just the one small envelope that they sent, either.
That was just the tip of the shiny iceberg.
They sent her another, larger envelope, too.
Now she has more glitter than she knows what to do with.
No, your eyes aren't deceiving you, the Cards Against Humanity crew actually sent Kaitlyn an entire, Costco-sized bag of glitter. Well, if Costco sold glitter, that is.
Here's the thing: Although Cards of Humanity had already sent her an ungodly amount of glitter, Kaitlyn decided to get into the trolling business herself.
She took a screenshot of their gift, and asked them if that was the best that they could do.
They heard her challenge loud and clear and decided that it was time to really impress her.
An envelope wasn't big enough to contain the CAH team's second glitter onslaught on Kaitlyn.
No, that isn't an old TV set full of static, that's an enormous mound of glitter.
Finally, Kaitlyn tapped out and admitted that they got the best of the email-glitter exchange.
The Cards of Humanity team reminded her that they did indeed warn her, and Kaitlyn knew it, too.
Now I'm just biding my time until they release a peanut butter Cap'n Crunch extension pack. Until then, I'll just keep my house glitter-free.
