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36 Santa Jokes That'll Send Your Kids Into a Laugh Attack


We've covered PG-13 Santa jokes in the past, but this time we're doubling down to bring you Christmas humor the whole family can enjoy. And by whole family, we mean specifically your kids. Or the kid in you, whatever.

From Santa jokes to reindeer quips, read on for 36 Christmas jokes that'll leave the whole family in stitches.

Santa Jokes for Kids

1) Q: How many presents can Santa fit into an empty sack?
A: Only one. After that, it's not empty. 

2) Q: What is Santa's favorite Olympic sport?
A: The North Pole vault.

3) Q: What did the reindeer sing to Santa on his birthday?
A: "Freeze a jolly good fellow."