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29 Seriously Funny Adult Christmas Jokes Because Santa Isn't Just for Kids

By Pippa Raga

It's not too early to spread some Christmas cheer, just ask these 14 people who practically didn't even wait until Thanksgiving was over to flood their feeds with intense holiday spirit. And even if you're not a huge fan of Christmas, here is something other than Christmas carol music (ugh) that'll make this year's holidays a little lighter.

Whether you can't wait to share Christmas humor with your adult friends or are drunk from Christmas dinner and want some Santa jokes, Christmas jokes, or dirty holiday jokes to pass around the table, we've got you covered with these 29 jokes that are pretty much PG-13.

Santa Jokes for Adults

1) Q: What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?
A: A rebel without a Claus.

2) Q: Why is Santa so jolly?
A: Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

3) Q: Why is Christmas just like your job?
A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets the credit.