Donald Trump too hard to satirise, say South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone
They should parody him by making him an actually good President in the show.
Virginia used to have an official groundhog; it killed itself on Groundhog Day
He won't take part in your insulting ceremonies.
Police station fumigated after men caught in store sex act, report says.
"It smells like sex in here. Oh well, only one way to fix that."
'Tinder for orangutans': zoo lets female primate choose mate using tablet
This Dunston Checks In sequel should've never been produced by Cinemax.
Woman won't stop spending at Kmart, boyfriend complains
The craziest part about this headline is that there are still K-Marts around.
Man charged with stealing Roll Up The Rim Tim Hortons cups
You gotta win those prizes any way that you can.
Workington police blow up 'suspicious' car parked by fellow officers
This is why communication is very, very important ladies and gentlemen.
Good Samaritan offers man a ride, winds up 'getaway driver' in Columbia bank heist
No good deed goes unpunished.
Man shot cat that 'looked at him like it owned the place'
Listen, I'm not condoning violence against animals, but I totally get where this guy is coming from.
Johnny Depp spent $3 million blasting Hunter S. Thompson’s ashes out of a cannon, ex-managers claim in lawsuit
Hey it's his money, he can do what he want with it. That's a good friend right there.
Oldest Prostate Stones Ever Found Suggest a Man Was in Agony 12,000 Years Ago
Doesn't help him now, does it?
Five years of 'no dinners out, no entertainment, no sports' for two company execs who evaded taxes.
You mean, jail?
Neither Donald Trump nor Sean Spicer Seem to Know That Frederick Douglass Is Dead
"He plays for the Bucks, right?"
Denis Leary acknowledges he looks exactly like Kellyanne Conway, eyes Oscar-winning role
Would be the funniest thing he's ever done since the a**hole song.
New DC comic reinvents Snagglepuss as 'Gay Southern Gothic Playwright'
If anyone wants to get me a gift, please get me this.
Man's daily vodka intake calcified his pancreas
I've been wondering when/how they were going to reboot this character.
Police commissioner all smiles after domestic violence arrest
Poor soul, he thinks that just because the President could get away with treating women like sh*t that he can too.
Clean energy subsidies could be used to build new coal power plants, Scott Morrison says
Yeah I mean, coal's super clean, even canaries can breathe it in. That's why miners would bring them down in the tunnels so much.
In corruption-riddled Romania, officials now allow room for modest abuses
They should call it "the partial scumbag" initiative.
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