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Ho Ho Ho! and Ha Ha Ha! These Dad Jokes Will Bring on the Holiday Cheer

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Dec. 11 2020, Published 4:52 p.m. ET

The holidays are literally synonymous with cheer and we don't know about you, but nothing makes us happier and more giggly than some innocent dad jokes around Christmas.

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To add some more laughs to your day, we've compiled the most knee-slapping dad jokes to tell around the dinner table.

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The best dad jokes to tell at Christmas

1. Q: What kind of cars do Santa's elves drive?
A: Toy-otas

2. Q: How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
A: Only one. After one present, it is not empty anymore.

3. Q: Who is Santa's favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley!

4. Q: Who is Santa's favorite female pop star?
A: Beyon-sleigh

5. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite!

6. Sister: What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?
Brother: A list of everything I want!

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7. Q: How does a snowman get to work?
A: By icicle

8. Q: How do Christmas angels greet each other?
A: "Halo!"

9. Q: What's a sheep's favorite Christmas song?
A: "Fleece Navidad!"

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10. Q: What do you get if you cross a Christmas tree with an iPad?
A: A pineapple!

11. Q: What do you call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.

12. Q: What did Santa Claus say when he crashed his sleigh?
A: Well, now I'm really Scrooged.

13. Q: What's red, white, and blue at Christmas time?
A: A sad candy cane!

14. Q: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
A: "Do you smell carrots?"

15. Q: What did the teacher say to Rudolph when he didn't prepare for his test on the Civil War?
A: You'll go down in history!

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16. Q: What do you call a person who is afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic.

17. Q: If the end of the year is on December 31, then what is at the end of Christmas?
A: The letter S.

18. Q: Where does Santa stay when he's on a vacation?
A: At a ho-ho-hotel.

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19. Q: What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has No-el.

20. Q: Why did Frosty's wife ask for a divorce?
A: Frosty the Snowman was being a total flake!

21. Q: What does Santa eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes

22. Q: What do you call Santa living in the South Pole?
A: A lost clause.

23. Q: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he's visited?
A: He keeps a log book.

24. Q: Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A: Rude-olph!

25. Q: What do elves sing to Santa Claus?
A: "Freeze a Jolly Good Fellow"

26. Q: What's a dog's favorite carol?
A: "Bark, the Herald Angels Sing"

27. Q: Why did Santa's helper see a psychologist?
A: Because he had low elf-esteem

28. Q: What do the elves call it when Santa claps his hands at the end of a performance?
A: Santapplause

Merry Christmas!

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