Is Rambo Rocking a Toupee? An Investigation Into Sylvester Stallone's Luscious Locks

Mustafa Gatollari - Author

Sep. 23 2019, Updated 5:58 p.m. ET

It's no secret that folks who have money aren't afraid of a little unnatural work to enhance their looks. From steroids, to growth hormone, to cosmetic surgery, there's a saying on Twitter that goes like this: You ain't ugly — you're just broke. 

Now, while I think that this discounts a lot of work people put into having the toned bodies we ogle over on the silver screen and Instagram, there are some things people raise eyebrows at, like Sylvester Stallone's full head of hair.

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Sly's been a longtime bodybuilder and fitness buff both on-camera and off. The guy's pretty much always been in great shape. With the exception of his role in Copland, his physique has been a huge selling point in many of his films. 

I have to admit as a kid growing up in Jersey, he's someone I kinda idolized, even if he did get caught smuggling HGH into Australia. That doesn't really bother me because it's not like steroids just work without you exercising your butt off — Stallone clearly does.

But no matter how many 'roids you inject, deadlifts you max out on, carbs you cut, and chicken breasts you pound down, none of that will help you grow back a thick head of hair. 

And people are not only impressed with Stallone's enviable physique at 73 years of age, but that huge head of hair he's been rocking throughout his career. Some people even think that his hairline improved with age after browsing through some recent photos.

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