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Is Rambo Rocking a Toupee? An Investigation Into Sylvester Stallone's Luscious Locks

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It's no secret that folks who have money aren't afraid of a little unnatural work to enhance their looks. From steroids, to growth hormone, to cosmetic surgery, there's a saying on Twitter that goes like this: You ain't ugly — you're just broke. 

Now, while I think that this discounts a lot of work people put into having the toned bodies we ogle over on the silver screen and Instagram, there are some things people raise eyebrows at, like Sylvester Stallone's full head of hair.

Sly's been a longtime bodybuilder and fitness buff both on-camera and off. The guy's pretty much always been in great shape. With the exception of his role in Copland, his physique has been a huge selling point in many of his films. 

I have to admit as a kid growing up in Jersey, he's someone I kinda idolized, even if he did get caught smuggling HGH into Australia. That doesn't really bother me because it's not like steroids just work without you exercising your butt off — Stallone clearly does.