May the Farce Be With You! These Are the 25 Best 'Star Wars' Jokes for Kids

Kelly Corbett - Author

May 4 2023, Updated 11:29 a.m. ET

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Looking for Star Wars jokes for kids? Well, then you've come to the right place! We've rounded up some of the best Star Wars jokes, puns, and one-liners to tell your little jedis on May 4th or any time of year.

May the farce be with you!

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Best Star War jokes for kids

  • 1. What did Darth Vader’s teacher say when he was disrupting her class?

  • Sith down and be quiet.

    2. What does Princess Leia use to style her hair?

    A Hans Solo cup.

  • 3. What did the lunch lady say to Luke Skywalker?

  • Use the forks, Luke.

  • 4. Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

  • To get to the Dark Side!

  • 5. What do you call a pirate droid?

  • Arrrrgh-2-D2

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  • 6. What do you call two suns fighting each other?

  • Star Wars

  • 7. Why did the droid take a vacation?

  • He needed to recharge his batteries

  • 8. Why did Kylo Ren join the dark side?

  • He couldn't find the light switch.

  • 9. Why was Yoda such a good gardener?

  • He had a green thumb.

  • 10. What do you call two Han Solos singing together?

  • Han Duet.

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  • 11. What’s a Jedi’s favorite brand of car?

  • A Toy-Yoda.

  • 12. How does Darth Vader like his toast?

  • On the Dark Side.

  • 13. Why don't droids ever get hungry?

  • Because they're always running on low-battery!

  • 14. Why did episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

  • Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

  • 15. Why was the droid angry?

  • Because people kept pushing its buttons.

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  • 16. What does Leia say when she needs help?

  • "I think I could use a Han here."

  • 17. How did they get between floors on the Death Star?

  • In the ele-Vader.

  • 18. What is Jabba the Hutt's middle name?

  • The.

  • 19. Is BB hungry?

  • No, BB-8.

  • 20. What do you call it when only one Star Wars character gives you a round of applause?

  • A Hand Solo.

    21. Is Chewbacca any good at baseball?

    Nah, he's a Wookiee.

    22. How did Luke find out what he got for his birthday?

    He felt his presents!

    23. What did the Jedi say to his girlfriend?

    You're the Obi-Wan for me.

    24. Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns?

    So it doesn't Hang Solow.

    25. What do you call Chewbacca when he's cold?

    A Chewie-sicle!

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