If you feel like there's another ridiculous headline about the Russian investigation each and every day, you're definitely not alone. And now we can add to the madness that is Trump's America and the issue of Russian collusion.
To give you some context, it all began (and be "it all" we mean "this specific slice of the madness") when Jared Kushner told Senate investigators: "I did not collude with Russians, nor do I know of anyone in the campaign who did..."
The New York Times reported on Kushner's prepared, voluntary statement in an attempt to harness the political storm surrounding the ongoing Russia investigation.
His conflicting accounts of Russian meddling continue to draw skepticism from the press.
On the subject of the infamous 2016 meeting with a Russian lawyer, which Kushner has admitted attending, the senior White House advisor said he was unaware of the damaging information against Clinton because he didn't read the email chain from Donald Trump Jr., titled 'Re: Russia - Clinton - private and confidential,' according to the .
Which is, you know, somewhat ridiculous. Enter our hero: This woman, who pretty much summed up our collective thoughts on Kush's excuse about not reading the email. As this one commenter on the NYT article nailed it when she said, "I don't take meetings without knowing what they are and I'm a suburban divorced woman who works part-time in a jewelry store."
Naturally, Twitter praised her for her pointed comment, and instantly the wisecracks were overflowing.
If I'm in a meeting I've determined is not applicable to me, I excuse myself. I don't email someone to call me to get me out. 🙄— MyKidsMom (@MyKidsMomBB8) July 24, 2017
Let it be known. This could happen to you.
People that take meetings not knowing what they are about wind up in Amway.— Black Cheeseburger (@BlackCheesebur1) July 24, 2017
People are already anticipating dramatizations of Jared Kushner.
Critics r calling Broadway’s *Kushner’s Meeting* “stunning” and “brave”.— Colin M. (@ColinEMills) July 24, 2017
Michael Cera is a 1-man "tour-de-force… his finest performance.”
Melissa Bayer is Kushner this fall on SNL. Take it to the bank.— Steven Sullivan (@compliancedivis) July 24, 2017
Imagining a conversation with Kushner seems to be Twitter's favorite game.
Kushner: ooh I have a meeting today? No need telling me who it's with, I like to just go in completely blindsided and unprepared!— Brandon Abrams (@brandonskye_) July 24, 2017
"I didn't know.— Mentor (@mentorinca) July 24, 2017
Look, whatever you're going to ask me, I can save u time...
1. I don't know,
2. I didn't know, &
3. I won't know. Got it?"
And to sum everything up: a little admonishment from a familiar face.