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31 Hilarious Valentine's Day Tweets Definitely Written By Single People


Valentine’s day is coming up and that means you will be doing one of two things. Either you and your loved one will share a romantic evening, or you will be alone on Twitter. Two equally valid options.  

With the first choice you will get to longingly stare as your loved one and wonder how you could ever be apart. With the other choice, you get to sadly stare a glowing rectangle and wonder how you could ever be apart.  

 Maybe you will get a kiss. Or maybe you won’t.

Perhaps someone will give you chocolate as a gift. Or perhaps you will eat chocolate by yourself because you are a big fatty and no one will ever love you.

Like I said, two equally valid choices.  

1. Been there, buddy.