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This Mom's Message To 'Mommy Critics' Is All About Unity In Parenthood

By Mustafa Gatollari

I know why men don't carry a child for nine months: it's because we can't. Hell, I was depressed about the snowstorm yesterday, so after putting my son to bed, I just ate a ton of brownies and went to sleep.