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The Look On Michelle Obama's Face When Melania Trump Handed Her A Gift Didn't Go Unnoticed

The Look On Michelle Obama's Face When Melania Trump Handed Her A Gift Didn't Go Unnoticed
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Updated 1 year ago

Today is the day. Inauguration Day has finally come around, and the Obamas welcomed the 45th President of the United States and his wife. 

It's all because of this awkward exchange that we have the pleasure of viewing for the next four years.

Did you see it? Because everyone on Twitter did.

After years of Trump's birther claims and insults hurled at the now former couple, it's easy to understand why the gesture fell short of exciting her.

Hopefully that isn't the face we'll be making for the next 4 years.

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