There's a slight chance that you aren't planning to pay much attention to football while watching the Super Bowl this weekend. Since we've never been able to get a firm grasp on the game, we generally tune into the food and beer selection, the legendary commercials, and most importantly, the hottest football players on the field.
In other words, we can totally relate to viewers who might not feel adequately entertained during the Big Game this weekend.
Our ideal football draft has more to do with the hottest players, and less to do with their skills and abilities. Keep scrolling for the sexiest players on both of the competing teams at the 2022 Super Bowl.
Joe Burrow (Cincinnati Bengals)
With a great sense of humor (have you watched his press conferences?) and a killer jawline to match, quarterback Joe Burrow will have all eyes on him this Sunday. Plus, who doesn't love the Tom Brady comparisons?
Tee Higgins (Cincinnati Bengals)
Aside from catching passes from No. 9 during Super Bowl Sunday, Tee Higgins will also be catching a few ~lewks~ thanks to his perfect smile.
Sam Hubbard (Cincinnati Bengals)
Looking as if he just stepped out of an episode of Friday Night Lights, this defensive end sure knows how to wear his uniform well. Plus, who can forget the way he tackled Patrick Mahomes during the AFC Championship game? We sure can't!
Samaje Perine (Cincinnati Bengals)
While we can totally appreciate Samaje Perine's speed, we'd like to also give a shoutout to the running back's perfectly shaped beard. Plus, we can't help but melt over the fact that he's a total #GirlDad.
Odell Beckham Jr. (Los Angeles Rams)
Seriously, do we even need an introduction? Three words: Odell Beckham Jr. Though some people may dub OBJ as "cocky," we feel he just oozes confidence, and we certainly appreciate it.
Cooper Kupp (Los Angeles Rams)
When you think "All-American" football player, the name Cooper Kupp should immediately come to mind. Sporting a full beard, perfectly coiffed hair (even during a game), and a pearly white smile, it's hard not to swoon over No. 10.
Jalen Ramsay (Los Angeles Rams)
Look out, because cornerback Jalen Ramsay's swagger will hit you when you least expect it. Between his tatted bod and street style, we truly appreciate a sweet guy who puts effort into his look off the field.
Matthew Stafford (Los Angeles Rams)
Aside from being the underdog and showing the NFL (and the world) just how good of a quarterback he really is, Matthew Stafford is also a total family man. As the father-of-four kids, we can't help but swoon at just how adorable this player is, on and off the field.
Like we said, completely disregarding their positions and athletic abilities, these men are — by far — the sexiest athletes you'll see at the Super Bowl this Sunday. So keep an eye out for them while you're totally bored out of your mind, and really, you can thank us later.