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34 Thanksgiving Jokes to Tell Before the Food Coma Hits

By Pippa Raga

Thanksgiving can be an emotionally trying time for families who travel across cities just to spend an annual meal together. But instead of focusing all of your energy on rolling your eyes every time your great-uncle says something you don't agree with, bring up everyone's mood with Thanksgiving jokes to add some holiday-related humor to the festivities.

From dad jokes to turkey puns, with some jabs at Pilgrims in between, relish Thanksgiving this year by biting into some of these jokes and sharing them with the whole family. It'll be more fun to get laughs out of everyone than to argue about politics with people who'll never get where you're coming from. 

Dad Jokes

1) My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I told them I couldn't just quit "cold turkey."

2) A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store for Thanksgiving Day, but she couldn't find one big enough for her family. She turned to the stock boy and asked, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" "No, ma'am," he replied. "They're dead."

3) Amy: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner.
Dad: Why? Is it broken?