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Start 2019 off Right with 26 New Year's Eve Jokes

By Pippa Raga

Even though 2018 felt like January-January-January-January-May-August-Septemeber-Halloween-November-Christmas, it is somehow about to be January again. I know, every year, they go by faster, and the babies born around the turn of the millennium already turned legal this year — SOS.

But because we can't stop the clock, we might as well let the good times roll. And what better way to do that than with some funny jokes to make sure you start the new year off on the right foot?

Here are 26 New Year's Eve jokes that'll make for better conversation than going around the table sharing resolutions everyone knows you won't actually follow.