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31 Funny Halloween Jokes That Will Never Get Old

By Pippa Raga

Because Halloween is undoubtedly our favorite holiday of the year — what with the laughable costumes, scary stories and, obviously, all of the pumpkin carving activities — we decided to have some fun with it.

If Halloween's spooks aren't exactly for you, combat your fears with humor. Here are 31 hilariously seasonal jokes that you, your family and your friends will definitely enjoy on Halloween this year.

1. Q: How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
A: A pumpkin patch.

2. Q: What do you get if you cross an exam with blood?
A: A blood test.

3. Why don't skeletons hang out in graveyards?
A: They don't have the guts.