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Ghoulishly Good Halloween Captions That'll Haunt Your Instagram Followers

Lily Rose - Author
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Oct. 25 2022, Updated 3:42 p.m. ET

If you thought celebrating Halloween was just for Oct. 31, guess again, ghoul.

It’s officially October, which means it’s Halloween month, and you have every excuse to decorate your door with glow-in-the-dark cobwebs, bust out your favorite spooky skeleton decorations, buy a million mini pumpkins, chug pumpkin spice lattes, eat candy corn like your life depends on it and oh yeah — take a kajillion Halloween-inspired Instagram photos.

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But even though you’ve nailed that pumpkin patch pic, made a Pinterest-perfect Halloween treat, or come up with like, the cutest couples costume ever, you’re still going to need a caption so good it’s scary. On that note, check out these ghoulishly good Halloween captions before you share that Instagram post.

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Here's a few witch puns to consider as a good Halloween caption.

1. I just took a DNA test turns out I’m 100 percent that witch.

2. Resting witch face.

3. Bad witches only.

4. Witch better have my candy.

5. Witch you were here.

6. Basic witch.

7. Witching you a happy Halloween!

8. Don’t you witch your girlfriend was hot like me?

9. Trick or treat yourselves, witches.

10. Sippin' on gin and witches brew.

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Halloween selfies.
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11. This is how you party when you’re witch and famous.

12. Bad witch.

13. Bow down, witches.

14. If the broom fits.

15. These witches are my best ghoulfriends.

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Let's check out a few Halloween group photo captions.

16. Hot Ghoul Halloween.

17. We’re here for the boos.

18. #Squadghouls

19. Tricks and their treats.

20. Creepin’ it real.

21. Don’t we look fa-boo-lous?

Halloween pumpkin carving.
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22. Hallow-queens.

23. Ginger, Baby, Sporty, Scary, Posh, and Pumpkin Spice.

24. With my ghoul friends.

25. Fangs for the memories.

26. Happy Hallow-scream!

27. Trick-or-treat yo' self.

How about some pumpkin-themed Halloween captions?!

28. Let’s give ‘em pumpkin to talk about.

29. Hello, gourd-geous!

30. Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

31. Let’s get lit.

32. Cutest pumpkin in the patch.

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33. I love you a (pumpkin spice) latte.

34. Life is gourd.

35. The pump-king to my pump-queen.

36. Too gourd to be true.

37. No tricks, just treats and pumpkin carving here.

There's also plenty of ghost puns!

38. Keep calm and scare on.

39. Hello, boo-tiful.

40. If you've got it, haunt it.

41. Ghouls just wanna have fun.

42. Just me and my boo thang.

43. Not afraid to ghost your whole crew.

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Halloween karaoke night.
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44. Mostly ghostly.

45. High Spirited.

46. Ghouls rule, boys drool.

47. Back on my boo-s--t.

48. Ghoulie-girl.

49. Boo-ya!

50. Ready, set, ghoul.

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There's also the option to use Halloween quotes as photo captions.

51. "It's all just a bunch of hocus pocus!" — Hocus Pocus

52. "Some people are born for Halloween, and some are just counting the days until Christmas." — Stephen Graham Jones

53. "Halloween is cool." — Halloweentown

54. "There is magic in the night when pumpkins glow by moonlight." — Unknown

55. "Every day is Halloween, isn't it? For some of us." — Tim Burton

56. "Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story." — Mason Cooley

A kitten finds its way into Halloween decorations.
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57. "Something wicked this way comes." — William Shakespeare

58. "I'm so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers." — L.M. Montgomery

59. "Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and caldron bubble." — William Shakespeare

60. "Have you come to sing pumpkin carols?" — It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

61. "On Halloween, witches come true; wild ghosts escape from dreams. Each monster dances in the park." — Nick Gordon

62. "It's Halloween, everyone's entitled to one good scare." — Halloween (1978)

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