Joseph Allen
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Some People Think That Donald Trump Poops Himself Regularly, but Is That True?
Donald Trump is not beloved by everyone, but that doesn't mean he's pooping his pants.
Dave "Ace" Cannon From the 'Ace and TJ Show' in Charlotte Has Died at the Age of 56
The long-time radio host has died, but no cause of death has been revealed.
Here's What the New Tariffs Mean for All of Your Potential Shein Orders
Trump's tariffs are going to make it harder to get your hands on Shein products.
Ace From 'The Ace and TJ Show' Passed Away Months After He Exited the Radio Show
The long-running radio show changed after Ace's exit.
Bill Gates's Siblings Are Just Involved in Philanthropy as the Billionaire Is
Bill Gates's siblings aren't quite as wealthy as their brother.
Adam Levine Is Back on 'The Voice,' Leading Some to Wonder Why He Left
Adam Levine left 'The Voice' in 2019, but he's back for the 27th season.
Former Rams Wide Receiver Cooper Kupp Has a Pretty Impressive Net Worth
Cooper Kupp's net worth is reflective of his star power as a receiver.
Donald Trump Wants to Create a Sovereign Wealth Fund so the U.S. Can Buy TikTok
It's unclear how the fund would actually acquire money.
Colin Cowherd Had to Leave in the Middle of His Show Due to Illness
Colin Cowherd's mid-show departure was dramatic, but he's doing OK now.
Victoria Monét and Janelle Monáe Are Not Related, in Spite of Their Similar Last Names
The two singers aren't actually connected by blood.
Actor Sterling K. Brown Has Two Children and a Long-Time Partner
The actor has two children and has been a father for more than a decade.
'The Squawk Box' Host Joe Kernen Is Absent From His Show, and No One Knows Why
Joe Kernen has been absent from his CNBC show for several weeks.
Mark Cuban Didn't Have Anything to Do With the Maverick's Decision to Trade Luka
Mark Cuban is no longer in control of the Dallas Mavericks.
Luka Dončić's First Game With the Lakers Could Come Before the All-Star Break
Luka Dončić is now in L.A., and is expected to play before the All-Star break.
Ravens Kicker Justin Tucker Has Just One Kid With His Wife of a Decade
Justin Tucker's son was born almost a decade ago.
Google Has Turned Black on Some People's Phones, and They Don't Know Why
Google might be black on your phone for a couple of simple reasons.
We're Learning More About the Miscommunication That Led to the Washington Crash
The helicopter pilot communicated about the plane in the moments leading up to the crash.
Former President George W. Bush Is Alive and Well Despite What You've Heard
Bush's death hoax rumors are not uncommon on the internet.
Following His Death at 95, Many Want to Know Who Dick Button's Children Are
The figure skater had two children who both work in Hollywood.
Following the Reagan Plane Crash, Many Are Looking at Trump's Recent Firings
The firing happened shortly after Trump took office.
Trump Says He Is Going to Send Migrants to Guantanamo Bay, but Will That Work?
The existing facilities could never support the migrants Trump wants to house there.
Tonya Cooley Alleged in 2011 That She Was Assaulted While Filming 'The Challenge'
Tonya Cooley claimed that she was assaulted on the show.
Taylor Swift and Blake Lively Remain Close Following Justin Baldoni Drama
Taylor Swift and Blake Lively are still close, despite what you may have heard.
Were There Any Survivors in the Washington, D.C. Plane Crash? Here's Everything We Know
The plane crash was the first major mid-air collision in more than a decade.
Is Tulsi Gabbard Married? Here Are the Details of Her Personal Life
Tulsi married her second husband in a "deeply spiritual, traditional ceremony."
Trump Says That Microsoft Is in Contention to Buy TikTok, but Is That True?
Trump suggested that many companies might bid for the platform.
Sharon Stone's 2001 Stroke Was Life-Threatening and Changed Her Life Forever
Stone said that the stroke changed her life.
Caroline Kennedy's Letter About Her Cousin Had Some Wondering About Her Health
Her statement about her cousin's nomination has garnered major headlines.
RFK Jr. Is One of Trump's Most Controversial Nominees, but When Will He Be Confirmed?
RFK Jr.'s confirmation is still up in the air as he begins his hearings.
Former Russian Tennis Pro Anna Kournikova Has a Pretty Substantial Net Worth
Anna's net worth comes more from endorsements than it does from tennis winnings.
Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream Is Locked up in Stores, and Many Think It's Political
The brand appears to be locked up at some stores.
The Phrase "Sign Name Cuff" Is All Over TikTok Because of How It Sounds Backwards
The phrase doesn't mean anything until you manipulate the audio.
Jimmy Butler Has Been Suspended From the Miami Heat, but Why Is He Being Punished?
The Miami Heat star was suspended from the team for the third time in January.
Jacksonville Jaguars Fans Say Duval to Honor the County Where They Play
The team's fans use it to situate themselves in their town.
Selena Gomez Has Responded to the Senate Candidate Who Said She Should Be Deported
The singer was upset over the Trump administration's deportation policies.
Users Are Scared to Update Their Phones Because They Don't Want to Lose TikTok
Some are worried about the app disappearing if they keep their phone software current.
NFL Helmets Say Choose Love on the Back, but What Does That Phrase Mean?
The phrases are meant to be a low-key form of activism.
Pete Hegseth Was Confirmed as Defense Secretary, but Where Did He Go to School?
The secretary of defense is Ivy League educated.
Trump Advisor Stephen Miller Is Married to Someone Else Who Works in Politics
Stephen Miller and his wife met while planning family separation.
Chiefs Defensive Tackle Chris Jones Is Often Crying, but Is There Any Reason?
Chris's emotions have always been worn on his sleeve.
Donald Trump Is Declassifying JFK and MLK Files, but What Does That Even Mean?
Trump has ordered the declassification of some interesting documents related to several assassinations.
Only Two Presidents Have Ever Been Divorced, and We Bet You Know One of Them
The two presidents both come from the Republican party.
Republicans Are Worried About Exposing Explicit Text Messages Sent to Cassidy Hutchinson
The texts have not been released, but are apparently not great.
Novak Djokovic Retired From the Australian Open After Suffering a Muscle Tear
Djokovic is done at the Australian Open, but not with tennis overall.
Vivek Ramaswamy's Departure From DOGE Was Reportedly Orchestrated by, Who Else? Elon Musk
“Everyone wants him out of Mar-a-Lago, out of D.C.”
Kevin Frazier Is Rocking a Bandage Over His Eyebrow, but How Did He Hurt It?
Frazier passed out in his bathroom after covering the L.A. wildfires.
The Spagetti Method Is Super NSFW, but It's Also Trending All Over TikTok
The method is definitely kinky, but not necessarily dangerous.
Norah O'Donnell Has Left CBS Evening News, but Is She Leaving the Network?
O'Donnell is leaving the Evening News, but she's not leaving CBS.
ChatGPT Briefly Went Down, and People Were Really Freaked out About It
ChatGPT was down on Jan. 23, disrupting many people's work days.
Gamers MrBeast and Thea Booysen Are Engaged After First Meeting in 2022
MrBeast got engaged on Christmas Eve 2024 to fellow gamer and YouTuber Thea Booysen.