Joseph Allen
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Bluesky CEO Jay Graber Has a Relatively Modest Net Worth and a Low Profile
Jay Graber's net worth could be set to explode int he months ahead.
Mike Tyson Bites His Gloves During Fights, but Where Does That Tick Come From?
Mike Tyson said that he has a "biting fixation," and that seems clear.
Justine and Jason Bateman Are Siblings, but Are the Two of Them Close?
"You're not handcuffed by blood. You've got to earn it," he explained.
Mike Tyson's Voice Has Always Been Part of the Boxer's Distinct, Unusual Appeal
Mike Tyson's high voice is the result of a broken nose he sustained when he was 7.
Bluesky Is Emerging as an Alternative to X, but Who Actually Owns the Platform?
Bluesky is owned by its CEO and everyone else who owns its stock.
Rumors Are Swirling About the Death of the X2 Twins, but Are those Rumors True?
The streamers are alive and well, but there are rumors swirling that they died.
The Phrase "Glass Cleaner" Is Trending on TikTok, but Not Because of Dirty Windows
"Glass cleaner" does not mean what you think it does, at least on TikTok.
Matt Gaetz Resigned From the House and Avoided an Ethics Investigation
Gaetz resigned quite abruptly the day he was named as Trump's nominee.
Trump's Attorney General Nominee Is Matt Gaetz, but Is He Even a Lawyer?
Matt Gaetz is a lawyer, but he's also had some legal issues in the past.
TikTok Star Spencer Jamie Has Died, and Fans Are Currently in Mourning
Spencer Jamie was just 22 years old at the time of his passing.
TV Host Pete Hegseth Already Had His Last Day at Fox News
"We are extremely proud of his work at FOX News and wish him the best of luck in Washington."
Trump Has Announced the Creation of a New Department With a Meme-Worthy Name
Donald Trump's new agency will be charged with rooting out government waste.
Michael Strahan Is Caught in a Super Fake Controversy Over the National Anthem
Michael Strahan is facing one of the fakest controversies in history.
Fox News Pete Hegseth Has Several Tattoos: Here's What Each of Them Means
Pete Hegseth's tattoos are all signals of his right-wing politics.
Pete Hegseth Is Set to Become the Secretary of Defense, but What Is His Net Worth?
Pete Hegseth's net worth comes from his time as a Fox News host.
Governor Kristi Noem Has Been Married to Her Husband for More Than 30 Years
Kristi and Byron Noem were high school sweethearts before they were married.
Jamie Sigler Paid Tribute to Her Brother 10 Years After His Death in 2014
The actress posted a lengthy tribute to her brother.
Nick Fuentes's House Is Still Standing, but It Does Seem Like He Was Doxxed
Nick Fuentes is a white supremacist, and now he's a white supremacist whose address is on the internet.
Megan Fox's Pregnancy Announcement Used Tons of Black Oil, Leaving Some Confused
Fox's pregnancy announcement was just a little bit confusing.
Rudy Pankow's Departure From 'Outer Banks' Leave Many Wondering Why He Left
Rudy Pankow's departure from 'Outer Banks' was shocking for some fans, and many now want to know why the actor left the popular Netflix series.
The "Leopards Ate My Face" Party Has Been a Political Parody for a Decade
The Leopard ate my face has slowly become part of the vernacular of American culture.
'Yellowstone' Has Finally Revealed the Fate of Kevin Costner's John Dutton
John Dutton's death was a shock to some 'Yellowstone' viewers who hadn't heard about Kevin Costner's departure.
"I Won't Be Returning" — Kevin Costner Explains Why He Left 'Yellowstone'
“We very rarely started when we said we would and we didn’t finish when we said we would. It wasn’t a trend that could continue for me.”
Let's Dive Into that Shocking Death in the Season Finale of 'The Penguin'
Oz's decision to kill Victor cements his status as a super villain.
Michael Bublé's Son Was Diagnosed With Cancer at Just 3 Years Old
Michael's son Noah has been in remission since 2017.
'Outer Banks' Fans Think Something Is Up Between Rudy Pankow and Madison Bailey
They may be in a feud, but it's actually unclear.
Is Alex Jones Really Going to Serve as Donald Trump's Press Secretary?
Alex Jones has accepted a job as Trump's press secretary, but it's unclear if one was even offered.
The White House Chief of Staff Doesn't Make a Ton of Money, but That's Not the Point
The chief of staff is one of the most crucial roles in the White House.
Businessman and Political Influencer Alfie Oakes Has a Sizable Net Worth
The political influencer appears to be in some financial trouble.
Macaulay Culkin's Career as a Child Actor Led Him to a Significant Net Worth
Macaulay Culkin didn't even know he was wealthy until he turned 18.
Arizona Is One of the Slowest States in the Nation at Vote Counting, but Why Is That?
Arizona counts votes slower than almost any other state.
A Poster for Macaulay Culkin's 'Cabin Alone' Is Going Viral, but Is It Real?
'Cabin Alone' is not real, but it's a movie that plenty of people want to be real.
Some Women Are Wearing Blue Bracelets to Signal That They Didn't Vote for Trump
The movement is designed to be a quiet signal for like-minded people.
McDonald's Has Confirmed That Spicy Chicken Nuggets Are Back for a Limited Time
McDonald's has brought back one of its most beloved limited time items.
Donald Trump Will Take Office for His Second Term in January of Next Year
Donald Trump will take office again in January of 2025.
Sarah McBride Honored Her Late Husband Following Her Election to Congress
Sarah McBride's husband died just four days after the two of them got married.
Black Profile Pictures Are Taking Over Facebook — What Do They Mean?
The black profile picture can have a couple of different meanings.
Democrats and Republicans Are Associated With a Color, but Where Do They Come From?
For much of both parties' histories, neither one had an official color, and that didn't ultimately matter all that much.
Endorsing Is a Huge Part of Presidential Election, but What Even Is It?
Endorsements are one part of the momentum a campaign builds.
Donald Trump Is a Convicted Felon, but He Can Still Vote in the 2024 Election
Donald Trump can vote in Florida even though he's a convicted felon in New York.
Megyn Kelly's Journey Since Leaving Fox News Has Been a Bit of a Roller Coaster
Megyn Kelly said, ironically, that Donald Trump was the reason she left Fox.
Election Days in the U.S. Are Always on a Tuesday for a Pretty Arcane Reason
Election Day has been on Tuesday since an 1845 law was passed.
Quincy Jones and Peggy Lipton Divorced After About 15 Years of Marriage
Their relationship lasted more than a decade, and they had two children together.
Rashida Jones Once Wrote an Open Letter Criticizing Tupac for Going After Her Dad
Rashida criticized the rapper for going after her father.
Peanut the Squirrel's Death in New York Has Led to Outrage Across the Internet
The squirrel's death has become a viral outrage on the right.
Astronaut Buzz Aldrin Has Amassed an Impressive Net Worth After the Moon Landing
Buzz's net worth is built in large part on his reputation as an Apollo 11 astronaut.
Russia Fined Google More Money Than Circulates Across the Entire World
The fine is purely symbolic, since that much money doesn't actually exist.
MrBeast Was Arrested in 2018 for Drag Racing When He Was Just 19 Years Old
A TikTok video is circulating online that seems to suggest he was taken into custody.
Yankees Fans Who Interfered With a Catch Were Banned, but Not For Life
The fans were banned from Game 5, but were not banned from the stadium for life.
Nebraska Is One of Just Two States to Split Electoral Votes, but Why Does It Do That?
The state is one of two states that doesn't award all of its electoral votes to the winner of the state popular vote.