Joseph Allen
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Nancy Pelosi Is Retiring After 40 Years in the House — Why Do So Many People Seem to Hate Her?
Pelosi has been a fixture of Washington politics for 40 years.
Zepbound Is Set to Be Even More Affordable, but When Will the Price Drop?
The deal will apply to Medicare and Medicaid users.
Nick Fuentes's Heritage Might Surprise You, Given His White Supremacist Views
Nick Fuentes is a product of immigration himself.
ISIS Didn't Endorse Mamdani, Despite What You May Have Seen on Social Media
The New York mayor is the first muslim in the city's history.
Zohran Mamdani Says He's a Democratic Socialist, but What Does That Mean?
Mamdani has described himself as a democratic socialist since launching his campaign.
Zohran Mamdani Told Trump to "Turn the Volume Up" During HIs Victory Speech
The remark came in a section of Mamdani's speech about Trump.
Donald Trump's Swollen Eye Became a Topic During His '60 Minutes' Interview
Donald Trump's health has long been a topic of conversation online.
Dick Cheney's Accidental Shooting of a Texas Lawyer Will Live on for Years
The Vice President's shooting incident made international news in 2006.
The 2025 New York Mayoral Race Will Finally Have a Winner Very Soon
The race is in its final stages.
Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend Walks With a Cane Because of a Spinal Condition
Jim has used his own experience with pain as a way to connect with potential clients.
Lil Wayne Pulls out of Two Events Amidst Health Struggles — Here Is the Latest Update
In October 2025, the New Orleans rapper canceled two events.
Following an Intimate Hug, Rumors Are Swirling About Erika Kirk and JD Vance
Vance is married, but that didn't stop people across the internet from speculating that there was something going on.
Trump Wants to Invoke the Senate's "Nuclear Option," but What Does That Mean?
The nuclear option could fundamentally change how the Senate operates.
Fans Are Concerned About Michael Jordan's Health Following a Recent Interview
Michael Jordan's eyes have made people concerned for years.
Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has Been Sentenced to Jail Time After Three Arrests
Rosie O'Donnell's daughter has suffered from addiction for years.
Philadelphia Rock Radio Legend Pierre Robert Has Died at the Age of 70
Pierre was found alone at his home on Oct. 29.
Schea Cotton's NBA Saga Is a Cautionary Tale for NBA Prospects Everywhere
Schea Cotton lost out on a career in the NBA thanks to injuries and personal habits.
Masika Kalysha’s Estranged Husband Jamar Champ Was in a Fatal Car Accident
Jamar was hit head-on by a car driving the wrong way.
Chess Master Daniel Naroditsky's Death Is Being Investigated for Two Possibilities
Police are investigating his death, but we don't know what happened yet.
Trump Might Seek a Third Term as President, but Could He Run for Vice President?
Some argue a legal loophole will allow him to seek a third term as president.
Donald Trump Said That He Had an MRI During a Recent Checkup, but What Was It For?
The president didn't offer details on which part of his body was scanned.
Donald Trump Has Not Weighed in on the Teams Playing in the World Series Yet
"No matter who wins, I will refuse to invite either baseball team to my ball room as they are both run by highly inept officials from California and Ontario Canada."
Kenny Loggins Demanded the Removal of Donald Trump's AI "Danger Zone" Video
Loggins is not the first artist to protest Trump's use of one of their songs.
Influencer Emman Atienza Was Found Dead, but What Was Her Cause of Death?
The influencer was the daughter of a famous Filipino TV presenter.
Michael Wolff Is Suing Melania Trump, but Which Political Party Does He Vote For?
Michael Wolff is one of the defining authors of the Trump era.
Donald Trump Is Not the First President to Spend Time Remodeling the White House
Trump's renovations are the first major changes in more than a generation.
Government Shutdowns Seem to Keep Getting Longer, but What's the Longest One?
Only one government shutdown lasted more than 30 days.
John Grisham Has Created a Substantial Net Worth as a Prolific Fiction Author
John Grisham's startling net worth speaks to his popularity.
President Trump Is Tearing Down the East Wing, but What Was It Originally For?
The East Wing renovations have some people pretty upset.
The Death of Chinese Actor Yu Menglong Has Led to Loads of Conspiracy Theories
Yu Menglong's death has caused a major conspiracy wave online.
TikTok Comedian Steve Bridges Died Suddenly at 41, and Apparently in His Sleep
Steve Bridges had more than 2 million followers on TikTok.
Karoline Leavitt's Husband Nicholas Riccio Has a Pretty Substantial Net Worth
Nicholas Riccio wasn't always as wealthy as he is now.
Rumors That David Muir Is Suing Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Are Swirling
Did David Muir really sue the Press Secretary?
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Apparently Told a Reporter "Your Mom"
The White House press secretary got a little snippy with reporters.
Trump's Plans to Build an 'Arc de Trump' Are in Line With a Lifelong Obsession
There's plenty we still don't know about the arch, like how long it will take to build, or even exactly what it will look like.
Isaac Hayes's Son Says His Father's Management Forced Him off of 'South Park'
Isaac Hayes's departure from the show was controversial at the time.
Malcolm Brogdon Is Retiring From the NBA, but What Is His Current Net Worth?
Malcolm Brogdon made more than $130 million over the course of his career.
Congress Continues to Get Paid During a Shutdown, Even Though They're Responsible
Congress and the president keep getting paid regardless of circumstances.
President Trump's "Reverse Bathtub" Speech Has Some People Deeply Confused
It's not totally clear what reverse bathtubs even are.
The 'I've Had It' Podcast Had Tense Exchanges With Cory Booker Over Charles Kushner
The interview featured a couple of tense exchanges.
Trump Awarded Charlie Kirk With the Medal of Freedom, but Why Did He Do That?
Charlie Kirk's Medal of Freedom was awarded posthumously.
Bobby Walker's Controversial Text Messages Have Become a National News Story
Bobby Walker is one of several young Republicans accused of sending offensive private messages.
Winnie Akoury From Kiss 108 Is No Longer With the Station, but What Happened?
Winnie has addressed her departure on Instagram.
Dean Wilson Just Had the 'Toughest Weekend' of His Life — What Happened?
Dean Wilson dealt with a major loss over the weekend.
George C. Scott Refused His Oscar Because He Didn't Like Competing With Actors
Scott preferred stage acting to screen acting.
Charlie Kirk Day Is Being Celebrated on October 14, but What Does That Mean?
Charlie Kirk Day is not going to cause any bank closures.
Mitt Romney's Sister-in-Law Was Found Dead Near a Parking Garage in California
Mitt Romney's sister-in-law was found dead, but no foul play is currently suspected.
Turning Point USA Is Hosting an "All-American" Super Bowl Halftime Show — Who's Performing?
"I really hope Kid Rock performs at the Turning Point USA Halftime extravaganza."
FSU Linebacker Ethan Pritchard Was Shot in the Back of the Head — But Survived
“Ethan has a long journey ahead of him."
'Matlock' Star David Del Rio’s Wife Breaks Silence on Sexual Assault Allegations
"This is the most disturbing human being I have ever met.”