Joseph Allen
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Sony Didn't Cancel the 'Spider-Verse' Movies, but the Third Will Be the Last
Don't worry, 'Beyond the Spider-Verse' is still heading to theaters at some point.
It Might Take TSA Time to Get Back to Normal, Even After the Shutdown Ends
TSA's extended shutdown has left people wondering when agents will be paid again.
The CEO of Five Guys Gave His Executive Bonus to 1,500 of His Employees
The CEO's yearly bonus was distributed to employees.
'Harry Potter' Is Coming to TV, but Why on Earth Are They Remaking It?
The remake comes just 15 years after the film franchise ended.
Stephen Colbert Is Pivoting From Late Night TV to Writing 'Lord of the Rings' Movies
The new movie will be his first project after 'The Late Show.'
OpenAI Is Shutting Down Its Video Generation App Sora Just Months After Launch
OpenAI's decision to shut down Sora was a pivot toward business uses for AI.
Miley Cyrus Is Back as Hannah Montana, but Why Isn't Emily Osment Back As Well?
Emily is not present in the Hannah Montana anniversary special.
Cam Thomas Was Waived by the Bucks Just Weeks After the Team Signed Him
Cam Thomas's tenure with the Bucks lasted less than two months.
ICE Agents Are Coming to Airports, but Which Airports Are They Coming To?
There's a list of 13 airports where agents have been deployed.
OnlyFans Owner Leonid Radvinsky Has Died at Just 43 Years Old, but What Happened?
The venture capitalist has owned OnlyFans for the last eight years.
Trump Brought up Pearl Harbor While Sitting Next to Japan's Prime Minister
President Trump's comments about Pearl Harbor were a little surprising, to say the least.
Chuck Norris's "Medical Emergency" Has Many Worried About the 86-Year-Old Actor
Chuck Norris said that he doesn't age, he 'levels up.'
Rand Paul's Neighbor Attacked Him Over a Dispute the Two Had About Yard Waste
The attack was over, of all things, lawn care.
Following News of His Arrest, Many Want to Know if Joseph Duggar Is Married
Joseph is not the first Duggar to be accused of this kind of crime.
What Exactly Happened to Joe Kent's Wife? She Was Killed While Serving in the United States Armed Forces
Joe Kent's wife died in a theater of war.
The SAVE Act Could Change the Way Americans Vote, but Is It Set to Pass?
The practical effect of the law would be to shrink the pool of voters who are eligible to vote in America.
At the Height of Tax Season, You Might Be Entitled to a Second IRS Refund
A federal court says you might be entitled to another tax refund.
Diane Stupar-Hughes of 'Elliot in the Morning' Is Mourning the Loss of Her Husband
Diane's absence from the show is the result of a devastating loss.
Sean Penn Won His Third Oscar — Why Did He Skip the 2026 Ceremony?
"Sean Penn couldn't be here tonight, or didn't want to."
Conan O'Brien Shouted at Martin Short at the End of This Year's Oscars Ceremony
Conan O'Brien gave a shout out to his friend from the Oscars stage at the end of this year's telecast.
Zach Braff Denies He Has an AI Girlfriend, Despite Chatbot Dating Rumors
"There is an actor who is currently in a romantic relationship with his AI chatbot."
NYC News Anchor Ernie Anastos Died at 82 Years Old After a Battle With Pneumonia
Ernie Anastos's legendary career as a broadcaster lasted over 40 years in New York.
President Trump Is Apparently Obsessed With Gifting a Particular Kind of Shoe
The shoes don't always fit, but Trump's staff wears them anyway.
Jake Paul Has Not Said He's Running for Office, but He Has Trump's Support
The endorsement was not for any particular office.
Rumors of Russell Brand's Death Are All Over X — Are They True?
Rumors of Russell Brand's death seem to be based on a single tweet.
An Instagram Outage Has Left Users Without the Ability to Post or Send DMs
The issue appears to have started early this morning.
ENHYPEN's Heeseung Is Leaving the K-Pop Group, But Why?
"It became clear that Heeseung has his own distinct musical vision."
Erika Kirk Was Named to the Air Force Academy's Board of Visitors Pretty Quietly
Erika Kirk's Air Force Academy appointment has stirred up some controversy.
Joe Burrow and Jessica Alba Are Not Dating, but They Do Seem to Be Friends
The two celebrities were just hanging out as friends.
A Woman Shot at Rihanna's House With an AR-15-Style Rifle, but What For?
The shooting happened on March 8 while Rihanna was inside the house.
DHS Secretary Nominee and Senator Markwayne Mullin Has a Wife and Six Children
Markwayne Mullin's wife has been by his side for decades.
'Pawn Stars' Star Corey Harrison Is Looking for Help With Medical Bills
The former star of 'Pawn Stars' is facing a mountain of medical debt.
The New England Patriots Have Released Stefon Diggs as They Hunt Other Receivers
The Patriots might be looking for an even better receiver.
Notre Dame Football Coach Lou Holtz Had Three Rules for Living a Good Life
Lou Holtz's three rules were more famous than his tenure as a coach.
Jasmine Crockett Lost the Texas Senate Primary, but Will She Stay in Congress?
Jasmine Crockett lost a closely fought primary to James Talarico.
Marco Rubio Says We're Going to "Unleash Chiang," but What Is He Talking About?
The phrase used to be ironic, but now it means something else.
The Rash on Donald Trump's Neck Has Already Caused Plenty of Speculation
The rash on Trump's neck has been caused plenty of speculation.
Trae Young Was Ejected From a Washington Wizards Game Before He Played in One
The NBA guard promised he wouldn't get ejected from too many more games.
People Are Boycotting ChatGPT Over OpenAI's Recent Deal With the Pentagon
The boycott is in opposition to OpenAI's partnership with the Pentagon.
Golfers at the Cognizant Classic Have Been Wearing Yellow Ribbons for Years
The charitable effort has been ongoing since at least 2019.
Burger King Is Making Changes to Its Whopper After More Than a Decade
The changes are meant to make the experience of eating one better.
Hilary Clinton Says That She's Never Met Jeffrey Epstein in Closed-Door Testimony
Hilary Clinton claims that she never met Jeffrey Epstein.
Former Olympian Jeff Galloway and "Run-Walk-Run" Advocate Has Died at 80
Galloway's Olympic success was just part of his legacy.
Is 'Real Housewives' Star Mary Cosby Related to Disgraced Comedian Bill Cosby?
Mary Cosby has the same last name as Bill Cosby.
Abigail Spanberger's Religious Beliefs Have Never Been a Major Part of Her Politics
Abigail Spanberger's religious beliefs are not central to her politics.
Rep. Al Green's Protest Sign Got Him Kicked out of the State of the Union
Al Green is making a habit of getting kicked out of the State of the Union.
Caitlin Clark Was Absolutely Thrilled When a Former Teammate Got Engaged
Caitlin Clark's love life has been steady for years.
The Carradine Brothers Have Had Long and Storied Careers in Hollywood
The Carradine brothers come from a line of hugely important actors.
Jack Hughes's Patriotic Message Has Some People Wondering About His Politics
Jack scored the game-winning goal for the U.S. hockey team.
Kash Patel's Apppearance at an Olympics Celebration Has Led to Major Backlash
Kash Patel's celebration with the U.S. hockey team is raising some eyebrows.