Joseph Allen
Joseph is a writer for Distractify and secretly loves watching The Masked Singer
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Why Was Charles Oakley Escorted out of Madison Square Garden in 2017?
Charles Oakley played for the Knicks for more than a decade, but he hasn't been at MSG since he was arrested there in 2017.
Astronomer Hired Gwyneth Paltrow to Serve as Their "Very Temporary" Spokesperson
Paltrow is here to answer your questions about Astronomer.
Donald Trump Has Threatened to Prosecute Beyoncé for a Made up Reason
Donald Trump has threatened to prosecute Beyoncé, but for what?
This Is Not the First Time President Trump Has Been Allegedly Caught Cheating at Golf
"Everything about it shows you exactly what kind of man this is..."
Inventor Julian Brown's Radio Silence Has Some Worried About What Happened to Him
Julian Brown hasn't posted in more than two weeks.
Nick Hogan's Son Has a Relatively Modest Net Worth In Spite Of His Famous Dad
Hulk Hogan's son works mostly as a musician today.
Wrestling Icon Ric Flair Is Cancer-Free, but Rocking Some Serious Stitches
"Hope you stay healthy Ric."
'The Fantastic Four: First Steps' Post-Credits Scene Sets up 'Avengers: Doomsday'
The post-credits scenes are a reminder of what's still to come.
Looking Back at Hulk Hogan's Battle With 'Gawker' Following His Death at 71
Hulk Hogan sued 'Gawker,' ultimately destroying the gossip blog.
Hulk Hogan Was Caught on Tape Saying Racist Things About His Daughter's Dating Life
Hulk Hogan's racism is a defining part of his legacy.
Steve Buscemi and His Wife Were Married for 32 Years Until Her Death in 2019
Steve Buscemi was married for more than 30 years.
Did Candace Owens's Husband Really Cheat on Her With Her Brother?
The conservative commentator has shot down rumors about her brother.
Ghislaine Maxwell's Net Worth Is Next to Nothing Following Her Conviction
Ghislaine Maxwell's net worth is hard to determine now.
Does Ghislaine Maxwell's Prison Life in Florida Include Solitary Confinement?
Ghislaine Maxwell has served three of her 20-year prison sentence.
Joe Buck Is Guest Hosting 'GMA,' but Many Are Wondering Why He's on the Show
Joe Buck's Disney employment allows him to shift over to 'GMA.'
Trey Yingst's Decade as a War Correspondent Has Led Him to Suffer From PTSD
Trey Yingst knows he's got mental health issues thanks to his time as a war correspondent.
Donald Trump's Comments About Ivanka Over the Years Are Creepy, to Say the Least
Trump has said many, many skeezy things about his daughter.
Ozzy Osbourne's Political Activism Was Intermittent, but He Wasn't a Trump Fan
Ozzy Osbourne's politics were not a huge part of his life.
New Photos Confirm That Trump and Epstein Were Friends, Which We Already Knew
Trump and Epstein were friends, and now we have even more proof.
Rumors That Ozzy Osbourne Traveled to Switzerland Before His Death Are Everywhere
We have no evidence that Ozzy Osbourne traveled to Switzerland prior to his death.
Actor Jeff Daniels Has Never Been Shy About Stating His Political Opinions
Jeff Daniels has been anti-Trump for as long as he's been around.
Republican Mark Green's Resignation From the House Is a Little Mysterious
"I will look back fondly on my years of serving as your voice in Washington."
Donald Trump Is Headed to Scotland to Meet With the U.K. Prime Minister
Trump is headed to Scotland, but the visit is a bit of a surprise.
Hunter Biden Had Some Choice Words for George Clooney in a Recent Interview
Hunter did not hold back on his feelings about the actor.
Trump Posted an AI Video of Obama Being Arrested, but Has Obama Responded?
Obama has thus far not weighed in on the AI video of his arrest.
Rumors Are Swirling That Barron Trump and Sasha Obama Are Dating
Barron Trump is five years younger than Sasha Obama.
Is It Really True That the WNBA Has Never Turned a Profit? The Answer Is Complicated
The average WNBA salary is roughly $120,000.
Priscilla Robertson From 'Duck Dynasty' Is Pregnant, but Is She Married?
Priscilla Robertson's pregnancy appears to have come before marriage.
Dog the Bounty Hunter's Grandson Was Reportedly Killed in a Tragic Accident
Dog the Bounty Hunter lost his step-grandson in a shooting accident.
TikTok Users Are Claiming That Trump Has Four Days Left in Office, but Why Is That?
The rumors don't seem to have any basis in reality.
Stephen Colbert Became Deaf in One Ear Following a Botched Childhood Surgery
"I had this weird tumour as a kid, and they scooped it out with a melon baller."
Stephen Colbert's Net Worth Is a Reminder of Just How Long He's Been on TV
Stephen Colbert's net worth comes from a monster 'Late Show' salary.
CBS Has Said That Its Decision to Cancel 'The Late Show' Is "Purely Financial"
The host has been on CBS for a full decade.
Donald Trump Has Chronic Venous Insufficiency, but How Serious Is That?
Chronic venous insufficiency suggests there might be other health problems.
After a CEO Was Outed for an Affair at a Coldplay Concert, Did the Band Say Anything?
Statements from both Coldplay and Andy Byron circulating online are fake.
'Stranger Things' Has Made Just Five Seasons Over Nine Years — What Took So Long?
The show is just one example of this trend.
Elsie Hewitt's Parents Are From the U.K., but Is She Some Sort of Nepo Baby?
Elsie Hewitt's dad is a director in America and the U.K.
STTDB Has a Specific Meaning for LSU Students and Alumni, and It's NSFW
The chant is specifically for fans of LSU.
Maurene Comey's Husband Is Also a Lawyer Who Works in a Government Office
Maurene Comey's husband is also a federal prosecutor.
President Trump Wants to Fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell, but Why Is That His Goal?
President Trump's desire to fire Jerome Powell comes from a longing for control.
The Epstein Files Are All Over the News Now, but Why Biden Didn't Release Them?
Are there Epstein files? Biden might not have cared.
Trump Claims That the White House Is Keeping the FIFA Club World Cup Trophy
Trump's FIFA trophy is not the one that Chelsea just won.
ChatGPT Is Telling Some People It Senses Unusual Activity, but What Does That Mean?
ChatGPT is giving some people an unusual activity message.
Fever Star Caitlin Clark Seems to Keep Getting Hurt, but Why Is It So Common?
Caitlin Clark's injuries have frustrated her sophomore season.
Emile Kiser's Husband Could Face Child Abuse Charges After Their Son's Death
Brady Kiser is going to face child abuse charges.
According to Some People, the Gen Z Stare Is a Very Serious Problem
The Gen Z stare appears to be a real problem.
The American League Has Dominated the All-Star Game for the Last 10 Years
The All-Star Game has tilted heavily toward one league over the other.
Taco Bell Is Introducing New Mocktails and "Doubling Down" on Beverages
Taco Bell's new mocktails are the beginning of an investment in beverages.
Brennan Lee Mulligan Has Announced That He's Leaving Dropout TV, but Is He Really?
Brennan's announcement might not be as real as it seems.
Cal Raleigh's Nickname Refers to the Mariners Catcher's Large Backside
Cal Raleigh's nickname is a reflection of his large rear end.