Joseph Allen
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Jordyn Woods's Net Worth Stems From Her Own Success, and One Very Famous Friend
Jordyn is engaged to NBA star Karl Anthony Townes, who is worth $100 million.
Does Max's Coma Finally Come to an End in 'Stranger Things' Season 5? SPOILERS!
The series finale of Stranger Things is set to drop on New Year's Eve.
Roku TVs Display the Message "Hello,Carol," but What Does That Message Mean?
The viral marketing for a hit Apple show is confusing some people.
The Trump Administration Might Take Student Loan Payments out of Your Paycheck
The new year will bring reduced paychecks for some student loan borrowers.
The Chiefs Are Leaving Missouri for Kansas, but What's Behind the Decision?
The team is set to start playing in Kansas in 2031.
YouTuber Adam the Woo Was Not in a Public Relationship Before His Death
The travel vlogger is being mourned by a number of close friends.
The Epstein Files Are out, but They Still Contain Plenty of Redactions
The Epstein files are still coming out, but here's where you can see them.
'60 Minutes' Pulled a Segment on Immigration Detention the Day It Was Scheduled to Air
There are conflicting stories about why the story was pulled.
Noam Chomsky Commands a Pretty Modest Net Worth, but Travels in Wealthy Circles
Noam Chomsky's net worth is less than many of Jeffrey Epstein's friends.
Rams Wide Receiver Puka Nacua Apologized for Making an Antisemitic Gesture
Puka Nacua offered what seemed like a sincere apology for the gesture.
President Trump Announced a $1,776 Dividend for the Military Ahead of Christmas
Trump's warrior dividend is designed to be a Christmas gift.
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino Is Stepping Down, but Why Did He Decide to Leave?
Bongino might be eager to return to his radio show.
Susie Wiles Has Not Been Fired From the White House ... At Least Not Yet
Susie Wiles is holding onto her job, but can the president still trust her?
The Vanity Fair Photographer Behind the Trump Cabinet Photos Thinks He Did a Good Job
Vanity Fair's photographer swears he wasn't trying to make anyone look bad.
Rob Reiner and Billy Crystal Were Friends For 50 Years Prior to Reiner's Death
The two met more than a decade before When Harry Met Sally.
Donald Trump Is Suing the BBC for $10 Billion Over Claims of Defamation
The lawsuit is the president's latest suit against a news organization.
Rob Reiner Met His Wife Michelle While Working on a Classic Romantic Comedy
Following the news of their death, many want to know more about director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle, and how the two of them met.
Ebro Darden Has Some Theories About Why 'Ebro in the Morning' Got Canceled
'Ebro in the Morning' has been a New York institution for more than a decade.
The Rumor That Sherrone Moore Had Plan B Delivered to His Office Is Not True
Rumors are swirling, but is it actually true?
Steelers Star T.J. Watt Was Hospitalized With a Lung Issue and Might Not Play Sunday
T.J. Watt's hospitalization is the result of a problem with his lungs.
Kyle Rittenhouse Is Now Married, and His Wife Apparently Also Loves Guns
Kyle Rittenhouse came back to social media to announce his marriage.
Sherrone Moore Had an Inappropriate Relationship With a Staffer, but Is He Married?
Sherrone Moore was fired and arrested in a single 24-hour span.
TikTok Is Trying to Get New Users, and Giving You Free Stuff in Exchange
The program is a referral scheme to bring new users to TikTok.
CBS News Anchor Tony Dokoupil Is Married to Another Prominent TV Journalist
Dokpoupil is now set to take one of the most prestigious jobs in journalism.
Cinnabon Fired an Employee Who Was Caught on Camera Shouting Slurs at Customers
Cinnabon's firing of a racist employee has sparked a backlash, because of course.
Philip Rivers Might Be Back in the NFL, and He's Also Now a Grandfather
Philip Rivers might play in the NFL, and yes, he does have grandchildren.
Discord's Year-End Checkpoint Feature Is Here to Remind You How Great Group Chats Are
Discord's year-end recap feature is called Checkpoint, and many users want to better understand how they can find it for themselves.
Netflix Is Set to Buy Warner Bros. in a Deal That's Worth Almost $83 Billion
The move could reshape what Hollywood looks like for decades to come.
Spotify Users Noticed an Option to "Eat This Playlist" and Are Pretty Confused
The feature is not exactly what you might expect it to be.
Legendary Guitarist Steve Cropper Has Died Following a Remarkable Musical Career
Steve Cropper was recovering from a fall near Nashville.
The 50 Cent Diddy Documentary Alleges That Diddy Is Responsible for Biggie's Death
A new documentary seems to suggest he's guilty of something.
Nina Lin Is Facing Her Third Ban From Twitch in Just the Last Six Weeks
Nina Lin was banned from some potential illegal activity.
'Heated Rivalry' Has Found an Audience on HBO Max, but Is It Based on a True Story?
The show has caught fire on social media, and with good reason.
Whitney Leavitt Is Joining 'Chicago,' but Is She a Good Enough Singer for the Part?
Whitney Leavitt's Broadway debut might come with an asterisk.
Cory Booker's Net Worth Suggests He Has Never Been All That Interested in Wealth
Cory Booker's net worth is pretty modest by the standards of the Senate.
Apple Music's Replay Should Be Hitting Listeners Sometime in Early December
Users are expecting it to be released some time in the next few days.
Nicolas Pépé's Net Worth Speaks to His Stardom in the World of Soccer
Nicolas Pépé might be on the way toward marriage.
Carrie Ann Inaba Was One of the Original Fly Girls, but What Does That Mean?
The Fly Girls were a key part of a famous sketch show.
Home Depot Is One of Several Stores Being Boycotted This Black Friday
The boycott is related to ICE raids happening at Home Depots.
President Trump Has Used His Immense Power to Advocate for 'Rush Hour 4'
The president apparently misses the action movies of the '80s and '90s.
Donald Trump Might Like Zohran Mamdani So Much That He's Dressing Like Him
Donald Trump appeared to be really interested in the next mayor of New York.
Some People Think Tom Brady Might Have Said the N-Word on National Television
Tom Brady's slip-up has generated some online attention.
Here's What President Trump Meant When He Accused Democrats of "Seditious Behavior"
The president seems to believe he has total control over the military.
'Unbroken' and 'Gotti' Actor Spencer Lofranco Is Dead at Just 33 Years Old
The actor was just 33 years old at the time of his death.
Dick Cheney's Funeral Is Set for Washington, D.C., Where He Lived for Decades — Where Is He Buried?
Dick Cheney's funeral will be a tribute to his complicated legacy.
Stephen A. Smith Says It Was His Call to Leave 'NBA Countdown' This Year
Stephen A. explained that the change was part of a recent contract negotiation.
The Epstein List Could Be Set for Release as a Bill Heads to Trump's Desk
The Epstein list has been the subject of speculation for years.
Clay Higgins Says He Voted No on the Epstein Files Because of a Belief in Privacy
Clay Higgins was concerned about the privacy of those in the files.
Donald Trump Said "Quiet Piggy" to a Reporter After an Epstein Question
The insult was the latest chapter in a long and antagonistic relationship with reporters.
A Cloudlfare Outage Has Affected Some of the Biggest Websites on the Internet
The error message is part of a broader issue with the internet.