Joseph Allen
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Donald Trump Always Seems to Be Leaning Forward When He Stands, but Why?
Trump's posture has been a mystery for years.
JB Pritzker Is Looking Like a 2028 Frontrunner, but How Did He Make His Money?
Pritzker has often used his wealth as a political asset.
Eagles Quarterback Jalen Hurts Didn't Join His Team for Their White House Visit
The White House explained his absence by citing "scheduling conflicts."
Neil deGrasse Tyson Went Viral After Posing on X With a MAGA Hat
The famed scientist usually espouses views that align more closely with the left.
Shedeur Sanders Apparently Upset NFL Teams During His Interviews Before the Draft
The quarterback slid much further than many analysts expected.
Where do Cardinals Sleep While They Are Voting During the Conclave?
Cardinals are not allowed to see the outside world during the conclave.
Three Days Grace Has Changed Their Album Covers, Potentially to Tease Something New
The band seems to have pulled a move that more and more musicians have turned to recently.
Viral TikTok Baby Preston Ordone Has Reportedly Died in a Car Accident
He was best known for a series of videos on TikTok.
Jeff Ulbrich's Son Is Apparently Responsible for Prank Calling Shedeur Sanders
The Atlanta Falcons coach's son was part of prank on Shedeur Sanders.
Pete Hegseth's Axe Throwing Video Captured a Genuinely Scary On-Camera Moment
Hegseth once hit a man with an axe, very much on accident.
Google AI Will Take Any Meaningless Phrase You Give It and Give It a Meaning
Google will define nonsense for you; you just have to ask.
The Trump Organization Is Selling Merch Suggesting He'll Seek a Third Term
Donald Trump can't run for a third term, but he really might try.
George Santos Was Expelled From Congress Over His Various Financial Misdeeds
Santos has pled guilty to two felonies.
Andrew Luck's Retirement Remains Shocking, but What Has He Done Since Leaving the Field?
Andrew Luck is back in football, but on the managerial side.
The Dying Rose Emoji Is Suddenly Everywhere, So Here's Some Info on What It Means
The dying rose emoji is suddenly everywhere, but no one has explained what it means.
Pope Francis's Funeral Is Set to Be a Major Event for the Catholic Church
Pope Francis is currently laying in state in St. Peter's Basilica.
N.J.'s Acting Governor Declared a State of Emergency, but Where Is the Governor?
The lieutenant governor is currently serving as the acting governor.
Football Hall of Famer Steve McMichael Has Died After a Battle With ALS
The former Super Bowl champion was diagnosed with ALS.
Karlie Kloss and Ivanka Trump Are Closer Than You Might Have Guessed
The two have a closer relationship than you might have guessed.
The Lollipop Deodorant Challenge Is a Fun Way to Torture Someone You Love
The trend is designed to make you lick deodorant.
Cardinals Wear Red and Bishops Purple, but Here Is the Difference Between the Two
Cardinals wear red, but you might be confusing them with bishops.
Kevin Is Not Just a Dude's Name on TikTok — What Does It Mean as a Slang Term?
Kevin is a word for bad, and it's brand new in the history of the internet.
President Trump Will Give the Commencement Speech at the University of Alabama
The commencement speech will be ticketed and happen on May 1.
Prince's Song 'Raspberry Beret' Is, Perhaps Unsurprisingly, About Sex
The song is about sex, but it's more straightforward than you might guess.
Student Loan Borrowers in Default Might Have Their Wages Garnished by the Government
Wage garnishment is one of the ways the government can collect on debt.
The Ice Bucket Challenge Is Back, and This Time, It's Trending on TikTok
TikTok is now a part of the ice bucket challenge.
A Pope's Apartment Is Sealed Following His Death, but Why Does This Happen?
A number of traditions are closely adhered to after the pope's death.
J.D. Vance Wore a Yellow Tie to Meet With the Pope, but What Does That Mean?
J.D. Vance wore a yellow tie for his meeting with the pope, but what does that mean?
Elizabeth Hurley Goes Instagram Official With Billy Ray Cyrus in PDA-Filled Post
"Did not see this one coming,"
Pete Hegseth Reportedly Sent Details of an Attack in a Second Signal Chat
The Secretary of Defense seems to love using Signal to share war plans.
Following Joel's Death in 'The Last of Us,' What Is Abby's Fate?
Abby's fate is crucial to the overall point of this story.
A Shocking Death on 'The Last of Us' Has Fans Wondering If This Is Real Life
Fans are comparing the show's death to 'Game of Thrones.'
'Sinners' Has Two Post-Credits Scenes, but What Do They Actually Mean?
Will there be a 'Sinners 2'?
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Is Alive, but Is There Any Chance That He'll Come Home?
Senator Chris Van Hollen flew to El Salvador to check on Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
Explaining Bobby Nash's Shocking '9-1-1' Death — and Why It Had to Happen (SPOILERS)
"If the stakes are never real... I think the show could die."
Donald Trump Has Called for Jerome Powell to Be Fired, but Can He Fire Him?
Donald Trump might want to fire Jerome Powell, but he can't do it legally.
Coffee Mugs Are Not the Product That Bad Dragon Is Most Well-Known For
The mug is a joke that you might get, but will never say that you get.
Filipino Actress Nora Aunor Has Died at 71, but What Was Her Cause of Death?
Filipino actress Nora Aunor was one of the most celebrated actresses in the country's history.
Letitia James Is One of Donald Trump's Main Adversaries, but Is She Married?
Letitia James is not married, but she might get indicted.
YouTube Thumbnails Have Gotten Ridiculously Large, and People Are Not Happy
Users miss the days when they could see more than three videos in a row.
Wink Martindale Was a Beloved Game Show Host, but Which Shows Did He Host?
Wink Martindale was a beloved TV host before his death in 2025.
Starbucks Has Implemented a Dress Code That Will Limit the Colors Baristas Wear
The new dress code is more restrictive than the last one.
Mike Tirico Has Been Married Since 1991 as His Career Has Continued to Bloom
Mike Tirico has been married to a Syracuse basketball star for more than 30 years.
Harvard's Federal Funding Is Now Frozen, but What Is That Money Used for?
Harvard's federal funding comes mostly in the form of individual grants.
Winning the Grand Slam In Golf Makes You Part of a Super Exclusive Club
These golfers are six of the best in the history of the game.
Kyren Lacy's Family Is in Mourning Following the Shocking News of His Death
The former LSU wideout appears to have died by suicide.
What Do We Know About Eugene, the Man Joel Killed in 'The Last of Us'?
'The Last of Us' has yet to reveal much about who Eugene was.
Cross Canadian Ragweed Called It Quits Back in 2010, but Why Did They Split?
Cross Canadian Ragweed broke up after tensions emerged in the group.
Is 'Where the Wild Things Are' Really Getting Banned From Some Schools?
The book faced a lot of bans when it was first published.
Justin Thomas Had to Sub out His Caddy for The Masters at the Last Minute
Justin Thomas's caddy dropped out of the 2025 Masters at the last minute.