Joseph Allen
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The Teamsters Union Launched a Strike Against Amazon Just Before the Holidays
The strike is designed to have maximal impact over the holidays.
Fans Are Outraged Over Netflix's Use of AI to Recreate Christopher Nolan's Vocie
The celebrated filmmaker has long vowed not to work with Netflix.
Paris Hilton Spent 23 Days in Jail in 2007, Calling It a "Traumatic Experience"
Paris Hilton's time in jail was a low point in a tumultuous public life.
Some People's Houses Are Blurred on Google Maps Without Them Requesting It
Google can blur a home out for basically any reason.
Steve Harvey Is Still Alive and Well in Spite of What You May Have Heard
The TV host is just the latest celebrity to be part of a death hoax.
Logan Paul and Conor McGregor Are Set to Meet in the Ring, but What Do They Weigh?
Logan Paul has a definite weight advantage over his future opponent.
Jake Future Was Born With His Condition, but Faked Footage of Him Is Confusing Some
The streamer hosted a toy drive, and almost none of the people he invited showed up.
Despite What You May Have Heard, the Kardashians Are Not Buying TikTok
She's not quite rich enough to be able to afford it.
Chrystia Freeland Resigned from Canadian Government, but Who Is Her Husband?
The finance minister resigned after conflicts over U.S. tariffs.
People Are Sharing Alibis for Luigi Mangione on Their Social Media Feeds
The memes are designed to provide cover for Mangione.
Rodeo Star Kassie Mowry Lost Her Fiancé in 2024 Before Winning a World Title
Kassie Mowry's fiance died unexpectedly in June at the age of 59.
'Yellowstone' Is Over, but Is There Already a Spinoff of the Show in the Works?
'Yellowstone' seems likely to get a spinoff featuring many of its characters.
'Yellowstone' Paid Tribute to Horseman Bob Avila Ahead of Season 5 Finale
Avila was one of the horse experts who showed up in season 3.
Project Blue Beam Is Gaining Steam on Social Media, but What Even Is It?
The theory has become even more resonant in an era filled with drones.
Brett Cooper Confirmed She Is Leaving 'The Daily Wire' After Days of Speculation
Brett Cooper announced that she had decided to step away from her podcast.
Disney World Character Tally the Elf Had to Be Pulled for a Frustrating Reason
Tally was pulled from the Christmas parade after some bad guest interactions.
De'Vondre Campbell Refused to Play During the 49ers Rainy Loss to the Rams
De'Vondre Campbell's decision to stay out of the game left his teammates furious.
Christopher Wray's Law Enforcement Career Has Led to a Substantial Net Worth
The FBI director has a lot of money, but not from his government work.
MAGA Politician Kari Lake Has Been Married to Jeff Halperin for More Than 25 Years
Lake's husband worked as a videographer at the news channel where she did the weather.
Facebook Is Giving Users a Query Error, but What Does That Error Message Mean?
The error is related to issues accessing website server.
Yes, Nazi Dictator Adolf Hitler Was Once Time Magazine's Man of the Year
Hitler was given the distinction in 1938 as he made claims to much of Europe.
Donald Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle's Six-Year Relationship Appears to Be Over
The two were engaged, but appear to have separated from one another.
Donald Trump Jr.'s New Potential Romantic Partner Has an Important Father
Anderson's father was one of the youngest bank executives ever.
Luigi Mangione Yelled at Reporters as He Entered a Pennsylvania Court Hearing
Mangione has continued to dominate the news since his arrest.
Mark Gastineau Thinks Brett Favre "Took a Dive" for Michael Strahan in 2001
Some think Brett helped Michael Strahan break Mark Gastineau's single-season sack record.
"The Lamp Looks Weird" Is the Latest TikTok Trend That Has Folks Confused
The story comes from a Reddit post that's more than a decade old.
Does the Heisman Trophy Winner Get Paid? Details on the Prestigious Football Award
The winner of the award doesn't get any cash prize with their trophy.
Suspected Killer Luigi Mangione's Family Has a History of Success in Maryland
The suspected shooter comes from a fairly well-off family.
Trump Lawyer Alina Habba Has Been Married Twice Over the Years
Habba represented Trump in several cases between his terms as president.
Before Beyonce, Jay-Z Was Apparently Very Interested in Dating Aaliyah
The two never dated, in spite of Jay-Z's apparent desire to.
Some Fans Noticed That Jim Harbaugh Appeared to Be Limping During Sunday's Game
Harbaugh's limp doesn't appear to have any single explanation.
Cracker Barrel Is Apologizing After It Refused to Serve Students With Disabilities
The restaurant claims they were refused service because of the size of their group.
Barron Trump Has a Pretty High Net Worth for Someone Who Is Just 18 Years Old
Barron Trump has much more money than the average 18-year-old.
The "My Type" Trend on TikTok Determines How Well the Algorithm Knows you
The My Type trend shows you how well TikTok knows you.
The Hawk Tuah Girl's Meme Crypto Coin Was a Bust, and Some People Are Shocked
The coin's value surged and then almost immediately collapsed.
FBI Officials Are Urging Americans to Use Encrypted Messaging Apps to Avoid Hackers
A major data breach means that hackers can read your messages.
'Fox & Friends' Co-Host Brian Kilmeade Has a Pretty Impressive Net Worth
Brian Kilmeade has amassed a sizable net worth.
UnitedHealth Is Facing a Wave of Backlash Following CEO's Killing
The company's problems are symptoms of larger dissatisfaction with the American healthcare system.
Diontae Johnson Has Been Suspended One Game for Refusing to Play for the Ravens
Diontae Johnson refused to play, probably because he was mad about his lack of playing time.
Fans Have Long Wondered Why Sue Smey Always Seems to Be Dirty on 'Survivor'
She appears to be much dirtier than the rest of the season's contestants.
Deer Hunters in Michigan Keep Turning Up Dead, but What Is Killing Them?
Deer hunters are dying of heart attacks all over the place in Michigan.
Defense Secretary Nominee Pete Hegseth Appears to Have Cheated on His Wife a Lot
Hegseth had several affairs even after his first marriage.
South Korea's Declaration of Martial Law Sent the Country Into Upheaval
The move was justified by claims from the president that were not backed by evidence.
There Appears to Be No Confession Tape Among O.J.'s Former Bodyguard's Recordings
O.J. Simpson's reported confession tapes might not actually have a confession on them.
Greg Gutfeld's Absence From Fox News Has Some Wondering Where the Host Has Been
Greg's absence hasn't been explained, but he should be back soon.
Colby's Death on 'Yellowstone' Underscores How Dangerous the Show's World Is
Colby's death has left many fans of the show outraged.
Enron Has Been Relaunched as an Elaborate, Hilarious Prank to Save the Planet
Enron is back, but it's now a literal parody of the company it once was.
Here's a Full Timeline of Hannah Kobayashi's Disappearance Across the Mexico Border
Hannah Kobayashi is "voluntarily missing" after walking into Mexico on foot.
Trump Might Try to Self-Pardon, but It's Unclear What Would Happen If He Did
The answer is actually fairly complicated.
OG Slimes Is Facing Backlash From Customers for Raising Its Prices on Black Friday
The pricing controversy led the company to issue an official apology.