Joseph Allen
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Moving Moderators to Texas, but Is He also Switching States?
The Meta CEO is moving his team, but there's been no indication that he's moving his own family.
Trump Wants to Rename the Gulf of Mexico, but Why Does It Have That Name in the First Place?
Trump wants to rename the Gulf of Mexico, and it turns out he might be able to.
Amy Carter's Husband Is in a Wheelchair in 2025 — Here's What We Know About the Reason
Jay Kelly is in a wheelchair, but the exact reason remains a mystery.
NBC News 4Reporter Derrick Ward Has Died at the Age of 62, but What Happened?
The NBC reporter had worked in Washington for decades.
Justin Trudeau and His Wife Got Divorced at Least Partially Because of Politics
The divorce came just over a year before Trudeau stepped down as prime minister.
Kevin O'Leary's Net Worth Would Not Be Nearly Enough to Purchase TikTok
The 'Shark Tank' millionaire is on the show for a reason.
Just Weeks After Enron's Return, the Company Has Launched a New Thermonuclear Egg
The Enron egg may seem cool, but it's definitely not real.
Meredith Vieira's Decision to Have Children Was Controversial in the Newsroom
The TV anchor once quit her job so she could be a full-time mother.
'County Rescue' Star Keller Fornes Has Died at Just 32, but What Happened to Him?
Keller Fornes died in mid-December in Eastland, Texas.
SYBAU Is a Common Acronym on TikTok, but What Does It Actually Mean?
SYBAU is an acronym that conceals some profanity for TikTok.
The No. 1 Seed Is Hugely Important in the NFL, but What Does the Designation Mean?
Seeding is hugely important for the path to the Super Bowl.
Zendaya Sparked Engagement Rumors With One of Her 2025 Golden Globes Rings
A ring has some speculating about their relationship status.
Drag Performer The Vivienne Has Died at Just 32, but How Did They Die?
Tributes are coming in to The Vivienne's legacy as a performer.
Scientology Whistleblower Mike Rinder Has Died at 69, but How Did He Die?
Rinder left Scientology in 2007 and dedicated the rest of his life to battling the church.
Jason Kelce's In-Laws Are Philadelphia Locals, as Is His Wife Kylie Kelce
Kylie's podcast has been a major success.
The House Speaker Election Is Unpredictable, but Hakeem Jeffries Is Unlikely to Win
It's possible, but that doesn't mean it's super likely.
The Speaker of the House Race Could Be Greatly Affected by Anyone Voting Present — Here’s Why
It's the "narrowest House majority in nearly 100 years."
The Osmond Siblings Are Mourning the Loss of Their Brother, Wayne, Who Was 73
Wayne Osmond was the first Osmond sibling to die.
Terry Crews Is Alive and Well in Spite of What You May Have Heard Online
The comedian is alive and well, despite what you've seen online.
Kennedy Heir Jack Schlossberg Has Addressed His Justin Baldoni Feelings
Schlossberg may be joking, but he suggested that he would represent Justin in court.
What Does "Raw, Next Question" Mean, and Why Is the NSFW Comment All Over TikTok?
The comment is dirty, and that's how posters like it.
Matthew Livelsberger's Wife Was Apparently Part of an Anti-Trump Facebook Group
The cybertruck suspect's wife was once very anti-Trump.
Arizona Running Back Cam Skattebo Shakes His Head During Games as an "OCD Thing"
The Arizona running back said that he is perfectly healthy.
The TikTok Ban Is Approaching — When Is the Last Day for TikTok in the U.S.?
The ban could go into effect as early as January of 2025, but that's not a guarantee.
NHL Star Jonathan Toews Disappeared Over Health Issues, but What Happened to Him?
Jonathan has been on a healing journey for the past two years.
Nikki Glaser Relentlessly Attacked a 'Rolling Stone' Reporter on Her Podcast
Nikki seems to have bothered by a woman at the Eras Tour for no real reason.
Abigail Breslin Says She Was Called "Hysterical" For Calling out Aaron Eckhart's Behavior
Abigail said that she was afraid to be in scenes alone with Aaron.
Tua Tagovailoa Didn't Play Against the Cleveland Browns Because of a Hip Injury
Tua Tagovailoa didn't play during week 17 because of a hip injury.
Your Google News Feed Looks Different, but It's Probably Not Your Fault
Google News is governed by a confusing algorithm.
Former President Jimmy Carter's State Funeral Will Be Held In Early January
Like all former presidents, Carter will get an official state funeral.
Linda Lavin's Death Has Left Some Wondering Whether the Actress Had Children
The actress played a single mom, but she never had children of her own.
'High School Musical' Actor Bart Johnson Is Married to One of Blake Lively's Sisters
Bart Johnson has been married to Robyn Lively for more than 20 years.
Scarlet Vas Just Gave Birth, but Is the Popular OnlyFans Model Married?
The OnlyFans model has an unusual relationship.
Ainsley Earhardt's Net Worth Isn't Quite as Substantial as Her Fiancé's
The Fox News co-host has been with the network since 2007.
Fox News Hosts and Partners Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Have a Sizable Age Difference
Hannity and Earhardt have reportedly been dating quietly for years.
Robert Zimmerman Changed His Name to Bob Dylan, but Why Did He Make That Change?
Dylan went through a number of names before landing on the one he's known for.
'Squid Game' Season 2 Is Here, but Will There Be a Third Season of the Netflix Hit?
The second season left plenty of questions a third season could answer.
Hallmark Star Lacey Chabert Has Amassed a Tidy Net Worth From Her Career
The actress has starred in more than 40 Hallmark movies.
What Would NHL Legend Wayne Gretzky's Politics Be as Canadian Prime Minister?
He has espoused conservative politics for almost a decade.
Jets Quarterback Aaron Rodgers Has a New Girlfriend, but She's a Mystery
Aaron Rodgers's revelation of a girlfriend was surprising even to Pat McAfee, whom he talks to regularly.
Trump Is Threatening to Retake the Panama Canal, but Why Does He Want It?
Trump has a couple reasons to be interested in the crucial waterway.
The Matt Gaetz Texts Are Just as Incriminating as You Might Have Suspected
The texts suggest that Gaetz was sometimes unwilling to pay for sex.
Lily Allen and David Harbour Appear To Have Called it Quits on Their Marriage
The singer has suggested she'll be spending Christmas without her family.
Ethan Slater and His Ex-Wife Are Going Through a Messy, Public Breakup
Ethan Slater and his wife got divorced over a relationship with Ariana Grande.
Fans Are Pointing out that Superman Is in the "Yamcha Pose" in the First Trailer for James Gunn's Movie
The Yamcha pose has been a famous meme for more than a decade.
The Chargers Tried a Fair Catch Kick for the First Time in Almost 50 Years
The obscure rule was invoked by the Chargers in their Dec. 19 game.
Luigi Mangione Is Getting Some Superman Comparisons After His Escort Photo Went Viral
Luigi Mangione is already a folk hero, and now some people are comparing him to Superman.
WFTV Meteorologist Brian Shields May Not Be Coming Back to the News Station
Brian Shields is still doing forecasts but not on TV.
Elon Musk's "Vox Populi, Vox Dei" Tweet Has Lots of People Really Confused
The phrase was part of Elon Musk's celebration after killing a spending bill.
Superman's Dog Is a Big Part of the First Trailer for 'Superman,' but Who Is Krypto the Superdog?
Krypto has been a part of Superman canon since back in the 1950s.