Joseph Allen
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Kansas City Radio Host Johnny Dare Is No Longer on the Air at 98.9 The Rock
The show was on the air for 32 years in the Kansas City area. Politics
Rep. Al Green Was Censured in the House, but What Does That Mean for Him?
If Green could do it all over again, he'd probably heckle Trump again. Politics
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Is Not Currently Suing 'The View'
Karoline Leavitt isn't suing 'The View,' but they haven't always gotten along. Entertainment
'7th Heaven' Actor Stephen Collins Is the Subject of a Startling New Documentary — Where Is He Now?
The actor has been out of the public eye for more than a decade. Human Interest
Elon Musk's Schedule Didn't Afford Him the Time or the Patience to Learn Violin
Elon Musk cannot play the violin, and he's even said so on the record. Movies
'Happy Gilmore 2' Is Coming to Netflix in 2025, and Fans Are So Excited
'Happy Gilmore 2' is set to hit theaters almost 30 years after the first movie. Music
Roy Ayers Had a Solid Net Worth That Came From Decades in the Music Business
Roy Ayers's net worth comes from his decades of working in music. FYI
Some Consumers Are Beginning a 40-Day Boycott of Target Over Its DEI Policies
Target's DEI rollback has not been great for business. Politics
Elon Musk's Haircut Reminds Some People of One of History's Worst People
Elon Musk doesn't really have a new haircut, but that didn't stop people from making fun of him. Politics
Donald Trump's "Pocahontas" Nickname for Elizabeth Warren Has Been Around for Years
Trump's nickname dates back to a controversy from the 1980s. Stream & Chill
A Major Character Death Helps to Reset the World of 'Daredevil' for 'Born Again'
'Daredevil: Born Again' kicks off its first season with a major character death. Politics
Rep. Al Green Was Removed From the Joint Congressional Address for Heckling Trump
Al Green wanted to make it clear that Trump did not have a mandate. Television
Jimmy Johnson Is Retiring, but How Much Was He Getting Paid By Fox Sports?
Jimmy Johnson's salary is not public, but his net worth is quite high. FYI
The Trump Tariffs Are Here, but What Will They Mean for the Cost of Stuff?
Trump's new tariffs could make basically everything more expensive. Entertainment
Adam Sandler Decided to Wear Shorts to the Oscars, but It Was for a Bit
Sandler's dressed down bit probably had nothing to do with President Zelenskyy. Television
Joy Taylor Has Been 'Sidelined' From 'Speak,' but Why Is She off the Air?
Joy Taylor is no longer on 'Speak' thanks to a lawsuit. Influencers
Hasan Piker Was Banned From Twitch Over a Violent Comment He Made on a Stream
Hasan Piker's Twitch ban appears to be temporary, but we don't know how long it will last. FYI
Mike Myers Was Canadian and Proud During His Recent Appearance on 'SNL'
Mike Myers's "elbows up" message was meant to signify a fighting posture. Celebrity Relationships
Adrien Brody Is Currently Dating Harvey Weinstein's Ex-Wife Georgina Chapman
Adrien Brody's relationship with Georgina Chapman has been going strong for five years. Television
Hulu's Livestream Cut off the Oscars Right Before the Biggest Awards of the Night
Hulu cut off the Oscars early because of a scheduling SNAFU. Entertainment
Oscar Winner Mikey Madison Has a Twin Brother That the Internet Is Obsessed With
Mikey Madison thanked her twin brother during her Oscar speech, but who is he? Movies
'Anora' Is an Oscar Favorite, but Why Wasn't There an Intimacy Coordinator on Set?
Intimacy coordinators help keep everyone comfortable on set, but 'Anora' star Mikey Madison declined to use one. Celebrity Relationships
Gene Hackman and His First Wife Were Married for 30 Years Before Their Divorce
Gene Hackman was married to his first wife for 30 years. Movies
Zendaya Will Play Shrek's Daughter in 'Shrek 5,' but How Many Kids Does He Have?
Shrek's triplets are all grown up now because the passage of time is inevitable. Entertainment
Katy Perry Is One of the Celebrities Who Is Going to Space, but When Will That Be?
Katy Perry is taking a brief jaunt into space sometime in the spring of 2025. Entertainment
'Running Point' Star Drew Tarver Is Not Related to Actor Jason Bateman
Drew Tarver has no relationship with Jason Bateman that we know of. FYI
Facebook Has Changed Its Messenger Icon to Blue, and Many Want to Know Why
Messenger's new look has many of its regular users upset. FYI
Meta Is Apologizing to Users Who Saw Sexual and Violent Content on Instagram
Instagram made a mistake that showed sensitive content to all its users. News
Andrew Tate Is Returning to the U.S., Apparently Because He Likes Donald Trump
Andrew and his brother both have dual citizenship to the U.S. and U.K. Politics
Jeff Bezos's Political Views Seem to Be Driven Chiefly By His Business Interests
Bezos's political beliefs seem to have more to do with his bottom line than anything else. Entertainment
Gene Hackman Was One of the All-Time Great Actors, but What Was His Religion?
The acting legend's religious beliefs were not a central part of his life. Influencers
Logan Paul Has Always Been Controversial, but Why Is He Banned from Egypt?
Logan Paul is banned from Egypt, but Egypt wouldn't tell him why. FYI
Google Maps Is Showing Some Users a Totally Black Icon Instead of Its Logo
The icon has been replaced by a totally black box for some users. Sports
Kyrie Irving Debuted a New Goatee During the Mavericks Game Against the Lakers
The shave game before a crucial game against the Lakers. FYI
TikTok Users Are Jokingly Preparing to Slime Their Homeboys on February 26
The trend has taken over TikTok headed into Feb. 26. Politics
No Tax on Overtime Is a Potential Budget Proposal, but Has It Passed Congress?
The budget proposal doesn't contain many policy specifics. Entertainment
Kathleen Kennedy's Net Worth Proves She's One of the Best Producers in Hollywood
Kennedy is stepping down from her role at Lucasfilm in 2025. Music
Tate McRae Changed Her Album Art for "So Close to What," but Why Did She Do That?
Tate McRae changed her album cover, but no one really knows why. FYI
John Oliver's Facebook Instructions Will Make Your Data Less Valuable to Meta
John Oliver has concrete ways you can make yourself less valuable to Meta. Politics
Trump Has Floated the Idea of DOGE Sending out Checks, but Is That Real?
DOGE checks sound great, but they're not a foregone conclusion. Politics
Dan Crenshaw Was Caught on a Hot Mic Threatening Tucker Carlson, but Why?
Dan Crenshaw threatened Tucker Carlson in an unexpected hot mic moment. Politics
Why Is an Upside-Down Flag Flying at Yosemite? What Does it Mean?
Yosemite National Park is one of many national park that is now understaffed. Politics
Trump's Nominee for Deputy FBI Director Dan Bongino Has a History of Questionable Comments
Bongino has made controversial comments throughout his public career. FYI
People Around the Country Are Confused by Strange Deposits in Their Bank Account
TPG Products is a third party that might get involved in your tax return. Television
Joy Reid's MSNBC Show Has Been Canceled in a Significant Shakeup for the Network
Joy Reid's firing from MSNBC was shocking to her many fans. Sports
Former Wide Receiver Steve Smith Sr. Is Allegedly Having an Affair With a Married Woman
The allegations come from an X account that had plenty of receipts. Sports
Victor Wembanyama's Net Worth Is Only Going to Grow in the Years Ahead
Wemby's tidy net worth could grow if he becomes an even bigger star. Politics
FBI Director Kash Patel Has Not Emphasized Religion in His Public Career
Kash Patel is a practicing Hindu, but does not emphasize that stance in public. Politics
Elon Musk Wielded a Chainsaw Onstage at CPAC — What Did He Do That For?
The chainsaw's size and shape might also have something to do with it, but we'll leave that bit up to Freud. Human Interest
Elon Musk Has Tweeted out Plenty of Wild Stuff, but Not Every Post of His Is Real
It's not crazy to think that Musk tweeted it, but he didn't.