Joseph Allen
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Catturd Is a Right-Wing Troll Who Has Gained Fame Thanks to His Posting
Catturd is famous across the internet, and on Twitter in particular, for his right-wing commentary and his willingness to troll everyone liberal.
Sven-Göran Eriksson Was Married Once, and It Ended in Divorce Decades Ago
The legendary soccer manager also had a pretty legendary love life.
A Female Participant at Burning Man 2024 Has Died, but What Exactly Happened?
The 2024 death follows a death that occurred during last year's festival.
Beyoncé Has Not Endorsed Kamala Harris, and She Didn't Perform at the Convention
Beyoncé still has time to endorse Harris before the election comes to an end.
Ann Coulter's Net Worth Comes From Her Prominent Career in Right-Wing Media
Ann Coulter's net worth comes from decades of media appearances and book sales.
Kamala Harris's Parents Divorced When She Was Quite Young, but Why Did They Split?
Kamala Harris's parents are a big part of who she is as a person.
Ann Coulter's Criticism of Tim Walz's Son Led Some to Wonder if She's a Mother
Ann Coulter's comments about Gus Walz have outraged people across the political spectrum.
Pete Buttigieg Can Speak Seven Languages, Although He's Not Perfect at All of Them
Pete Buttigieg has been perceived as something of a wunderkind by those who observe politics.
The DJ at the DNC Took Us All Through a Music-Heavy Version of the Roll Call
DJ Cassidy has already played at Beyonce and Jay-Z's wedding.
Pumpkin Spice Lattes Are Back at Starbucks a Little Earlier Than Usual
Starbucks is bringing its fall menu back a little bit earlier than usual.
Alicia Silverstone Has Confirmed She's Alive After Eating Poisonous Fruit
Alicia Silverstone's video eating a poisonous fruit in England alarmed viewers.
Joe Biden's Youngest Daughter Ashley Introduced Him as an "OG Girl Dad"
Ashley Biden has been married for 12 years to a neuroscientist.
Kentucky Schools Wore Pink to Honor Lucy Nash Following Her Sudden Death
Lucy Nash collapsed suddenly on her first day back to school for fourth grade.
New York Lawyer Chris Morvillo Has Been Missing Since a Yacht Sank Near Italy
Chris Morvillo's ominous social media post has some interested in his disappearance.
People Online Are Claiming that AOC Has a "New Accent," but What Do They Mean?
AOC delivered a fiery speech at the DNC, but not everyone was thrilled by it.
Bo Nix Left Auburn After Two Unsuccessful Seasons in a Row With the Team
Bo was recently drafted by the Denver Broncos.
The Flightless Bird TikTok Drama Is Strange, and It Keeps Getting Stranger
Flightless Bird was only on TikTok for a week, but in that time, she caused some major backlash.
SSA Has a More Straightforward Definition Than You Might Have Anticipated
SSA is a clever way to get around one of TikTok's censors.
Ivy Webster Was One of Six People Killed in a Horrific Murder-Suicide in Oklahoma
Ivy Webster was murdered in 2023 along with five other people.
Samantha Ponder Earned a Significant Salary From ESPN Before She Was Laid Off
Samantha Ponder was set up well by her time at ESPN, working only half the year.
Regal's 'Alien: Romulus' Popcorn Buck Has Emerged as the Most Desirable Bucket
The 'Alien: Romulus' popcorn buckets are the latest in one of the big new movie trends.
Robert Griffin III Has a Solid Net Worth From Football Playing and Commentary
RGIII made plenty of money in the NFL, and his net worth reflects it.
Abbey Romeo From 'Love on the Spectrum' Is Fine, Despite What You May Have Heard
Abbey Romeo's mom has verified that her daughter is doing just fine.
The DEA and LAPD Are Investigating Matthew Perry's Death, and Have Made Two Arrests
Although Matthew's death was ruled an accident, authorities have now filed charges against multiple people in connection with it.
The Word Demure Is All Over TikTok, but What Does That Word Even Mean?
Demure is all over TikTok, whether anyone knows what it means or not.
Gena Rowlands Was a Legendary Actress, and She Had a Substantial Net Worth
Gena Rowlands was one of the great actresses, and she had a sizable net worth.
James Charles Is Trending Online for the Reason You Never Want to Be Trending
A new leaked video that appears to be of James Charles is highly explicit.
Savannah Guthrie Is Taking a Break From Her 'Today Show' Anchoring Duties
Just before she took time off, she was in Paris with the rest of the Today crew to cover the 2024 Olympics.
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester Played Friends on 'Gossip Girl' — What Was Their Off-Screen Relationship Like?
Blake Lively and Leighton Meester worked together for years on 'Gossip Girl,' but were the two stars of the show actually friends?
An Awkward Blake Lively Interview from 2016 Has Resurfaced Following Her New Movie
A 2016 interview has resurfaced and is causing backlash against Blake Lively.
Blake Lively Was Not Pregnant on the Set of 'It Ends With Us,' but There Was Plenty of Other Drama
Blake Lively had her youngest child months before filming started.
Al Roker Is Definitely Still Alive, Despite What You May Heard on the Internet
Al Roker has faced health issues in the past, but he's still alive.
Reality Star Chrisean Rock Is Facing Eight Years in Jail For Drug-Related Charges
Chrisean apparently violated her parole when she got into a violent altercation at a Tamar Braxton show in November of 2023.
After Listening to Elon Musk Interview Donald Trump, Some Think He Has a Stutter
Elon Musk has never publicly admitted to having a stutter.
Donald Trump Has Used a Private Plane Once Owned by Jeffrey Epstein at Least One Time
Donald Trump's campaign says that they chartered the jet accidentally.
The "Very Demure, Very Mindful" Trend on TikTok Has Many Users Baffled
The trend has become a slogan across TikTok and the rest of the internet.
Some People Think That Kate Middleton Is Wearing a Wig for Public Appearances
Kate Middleton has never said that she wears a wig, but that hasn't stopped people from wondering.
Steph Curry's "Nuit Nuit" Hoodie Was an Evolution of His Signature Move
Steph Curry modified his signature celebration for France.
Former WNBA Forward Gabby Williams Plays for France Thanks to Dual Citizenship
Gabby Williams was one of the biggest basketball stars in the 2024 Olympics.
Tom Cruise Was Part of the Olympics After Attending a Number of Different Events
Tom Cruise was part of the handoff to LA in 2028.
Rapper Travis Scott Was Arrested in Paris After Fighting His Bodyguard
Travis Scott was previously arrested for disorderly intoxication and trespassing in June 2024.
Noah Lyles Revealed After the 200m Final That He Had COVID, but Why Did He Race?
He did not disclose that he had tested positive until after the event.
Sydney McLaughlin Knew Her Husband Was the One After Just Days Together
Sydney McLaughlin-Levrone's husband is her greatest source of support.
Noah Lyles Got a Yellow Card During the 200 Meter Final, but What Was the Card For?
Noah Lyles got a yellow card for "improper conduct" during the 200 meter final.
Opp Is a New Term That's Popped Up on TikTok, but Don't Confuse It With OP
Opp is a new slang term making rounds on the internet, and you may even hear it in some of your favorite songs.
Instagram Notes Are Now Turning Gold to Celebrate the 2024 Paris Olympics
Instagram Notes are turning gold, but only if you use some specific keywords.
'The Carton Show' Is Still Going Strong Despite Having Missed a Few Days of Filming
During the week of Aug. 5, 2024 though, 'The Carton Show' has been off the air. What's going on? We've got answers!
Meet Nelly’s 4 Kids: Chanelle, Sydney, Cornell, and Shawn, Plus a Baby on the Way
Two of Nelly's kids are adopted, while the other two are from previous relationships.
Rumors Kamala Harris Was Raised in Canada Are Partially True, but Misleading
Kamala Harris moved to Canada when she was 12, but she was born in the U.S.
Sha'Carri Richardson May Be Dating Someone, but She Has Stayed Mum on the Question
Sha'Carri Richardson came out as bisexual in 2021.