Joseph Allen
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Denzel Washington Has Opened up About the Toll His Drinking Took on His Health
The actor has worked hard to improve his health in recent years.
'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Has Earned a Substantial Net Worth From the Comic
Scott Adams's net worth stems almost entirely from his comic empire.
Will Taylor Swift Write a Song About the Body Found Near Her Beach House?
The remains have led to plenty of fervent speculation, because of course.
ESPN's 'SportsCenter' Is Leaving Los Angeles, Leading Many to Wonder Why
'SportsCenter' is leaving Los Angeles for business reasons.
After Robert Griffin III Weighed in on Angel Reese, Ryan Clark Issued a Fiery Response
Ryan Clark made things personal when discussing Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark.
Jill Biden Is Not a Medical Doctor, but Did Donald Trump Jr. Know That?
Jill Biden's doctoral degree is in education.
"25 47" Is the Latest Coded Attempt to Signal Opposition to Donald Trump
The lingo is designed to describe opposition to Trump.
Ellie's Fixation With Moths in 'The Last of Us' Has Been a Mystery for Years
The moths don't have a single fixed meaning.
Joe Biden's Prostate Cancer Has a Gleason Score of 9, but What Does That Mean?
The former president has a fairly aggressive form of cancer.
Jamal Roberts's Family Was a Huge Factor in His Successful Singing Career
Jamal Roberts hasn't offered many details about his parents.
8647 Is a Form of Silent Political Protest, but What Does It Actually Mean?
8647 is a form of quiet resistance for anti-Trump America.
UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty Has Stepped Down, but What Is His Net Worth?
The former CEO has an impressive net worth.
Shoeless Joe Jackson Earned His Nickname by Taking His Shoes off at the Bat
Although Shoeless Joe has appeared in several movies and is best known for his role in the 1919 cheating scandal that ultimately led to his ban from the sport, his nickname is also a story worth telling.
Luthen's Big Decision in the 'Andor' Finale Speaks to Who He's Always Been
Luthen's decision is a reminder of how amoral he's always been.
Cassie Ventura Is Pregnant for the Third Time — Who Is the Baby's Father?
Cassie Ventura is pregnant with her third child with her husband.
MLB Legend Pete Rose's Ban From Baseball Has Been Lifted Decades After the Fact
Pete Rose was banned after he was caught gambling in 1989.
Quarterback Derek Carr Is Done With the NFL, but What Is His Overall Net Worth?
Derek Carr's net worth reminds us how much money he made in the NFL.
Barack Obama Fired Stanley McChrystal Over Criticism of His Administration
The president fired McChrystal over a magazine article.
Hasan Piker Was Apparently Detained for Hours by U.S. Customs at the Airport
The influencer pointed his citizenship out when he was detained.
Twin Cities Meteorologist Wren Clair Is Now With a New Network After Leaving KSTP
Her departure from the station is still shrouded in mystery.
"Both of His Lungs Collapsed" — Tory Lanez Was Stabbed 14 Times While in Prison for Shooting Megan Thee Stallion
The reason for the stabbing remains unclear.
Freddie Freeman Wears Long Sleeves Every Game to Honor His Late Mother
Freeman's long sleeves are a tribute to his mother.
Kayleigh McEnany Underwent a Preventative Double Mastectomy, but How Is She Now?
Kayleigh McEnany's health seems to be in good shape.
Qatar Is Giving Trump a Plane, but Don't Worry, It's Definitely Not a Bribe
Trump thinks he would be 'stupid' not to accept the gift.
The "Gingers Are Black Now" Trend Is Dividing People on TikTok
The trend gives gingers time to discuss the microaggressions they face.
Weatherman Mark Johnson Was Abruptly Let Go From Channel 5, but Why Was He Fired?
Mark Johnson appears to have been fired from Channel 5.
Fox News Personality Jeanine Pirro Had a Tumultuous Relationship With Her Ex
Jeanine Pirro had a difficult marriage, but she's now single.
Robert Prevost Is a Chicago Native, and Was Raised in the Catholic Church
The new pope really is a Chicago native.
'Preston & Steve' Co-Host Kathy Romano Was Fired After 22 Years With the Station
The co-host was let go by Beasley Media Group.
The New Pope Chose Leo as His Papal Name, but What Does That Name Mean?
The first pope to take that name was known as Leo the Great, who was pope from 440 to 461.
'Inside the NBA' Is in Mourning Following the Loss of Crew Member Kevin Thomas
Kevin Thomas was a key pillar of the 'Inside the NBA' crew.
Carrot Top Is Jacked and Performing Regularly in Las Vegas, and Has Been for Years
The comedian has been performing in Las Vegas for decades.
Cheryl Cole's Net Worth Just Skyrocketed Thanks to Ex Liam Payne
The singer is inheriting $32.2 million from the late father of her son, Bear.
Cardinals' Diets During the Conclave Is Not the Elegant Food You Might Expect
The food people eat during conclave is not all that good.
3 Doors Down Singer Brad Arnold Has Been Diagnosed With Stage 4 Cancer
The singer has been diagnosed with stage 4 cancer.
Donald Trump's New Surgeon General Nominee Is an RFK Jr. Ally — Is She an Actual Medical Doctor?
It seems fair to say that, whatever Means's priorities would be in the role, they will be quite different from the last surgeon general's.
Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Star Jay-Rod Has Reportedly Been Forced off of B-Team
The rising star of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is facing serious allegations.
Weight Watchers Has Filed for Bankruptcy — Here's Who Owns the Famous Brand
The company is publicly owned and traded.
JD Vance's Brother Is Running for Cincinnati Mayor, but He Probably Won't Win
His brother seems unlikely to actually win the race.
A New Lawsuit Against Smokey Robinson Has Some Wondering What His Net Worth Is
The singer faces multiple allegations of sexual assault.
Jimmy Kimmel's Sidekick Guillermo Is in a Wheelchair Thanks to an Injury
The long-time late-night sidekick is a little less mobile than usual.
May 7 Is the Real ID Deadline, but What Happens if You Don't Get One?
Real IDs are going to be very important if you want to fly domestically.
Jennifer Aniston's L.A. Home Recently Received an Unwelcome Vehicular Visitor
A man crashed into the gate of her house.
A Girl Got a Legendary Chewing out on TikTok After Swimming in Her Room
A TikTok video has some wondering whether it's a new slang term.
Former Ravens Kicker Justin Tucker Has a Substantial Net Worth Given His Position
The kicker has now been released by the Baltimore Ravens.
Mike Myers Was Brought up at Diddy's Trial, but What's Their Connection?
The comedian's name came up during the trial.
Isabela Merced Seems to Be More Focused on Her Career Than Her Love Life
The 'Last of Us' actor is already part of a major on-screen romance.
Airlines Are Blaming Staffing Issues for the Delays Affecting Newark Airport
They're actually on a mental health leave.
The White House Instagram Account Thinks Donald Trump Is Actually a Sith Lord
Why in the world does the president have a red lightsaber in his own propaganda?
"Foxtrot Delta Tango" Is Another Subtle Way to Protest the Current President
It's a little bit of political code.