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Politics Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro Married His High School Sweetheart
Josh and his wife met in the ninth grade and have been together since.Politics Kamala Harris's Supporters Are Calling Themselves Coconut Pilled, but Why?
Kamala Harris might just unburden us from what has been.FYI Tampa Radio Station The Beat Has Switched Places With Another Tampa Station
95.7 The Beat was moved in favor of a station that plays Latin contemporary music.Television Joe Scarborough Is Making Plenty of Money Through His Work on 'Morning Joe'
Joe Scarborough's media career has left him with an impressive net worth.Music Kid Rock Is Much More Wealthy Than His Rural Cowboy Image Might Suggest
Kid Rock didn't really come from humble beginnings, and he's hugely wealthy now.Celebrity Relationships Katey Sagal Is Mourning the Loss of Her Husband, Actor and Drummer Jack White
Katey Sagal and Jack White had two children together.Politics Barron Trump Wasn't at the RNC Because He Was Dealing With "Prior Commitments"
Barron was asked to be a delegate but couldn't attend the convention.Music MF Doom Lost His Son King Malachi in 2017 and Never Revealed What Happened
MF Doom never revealed exactly what happened to his son.Politics The RNC Has Been Leveraging Augmented Reality
Augmented reality is making the RNC feel even bigger at home.Politics Melania Trump Has Been a No-Show at the RNC Through Its First Three Days
Melania will not be speaking, but she will attend the final day of the RNC.Celebrity Fred Armisen's Net Worth Comes From a Pretty Prolific Career in Comedy
Fred Armisen has created three different shows over the course of his career.Entertainment New Details Emerge Regarding Porn Star Jesse Jane's Untimely Death
Jesse Jane died at the age of 43 on January 24, 2024. She leaves behind a son, whom she gave birth to in 2000.Sports Simone Biles Was Adopted by Her Biological Grandparents, Ronald and Nellie Biles
In 2017, Simone explained that her biological mother often struggled with alcohol and drug abuse, and was in and out of jail.Gaming NYT Games Spelling Bee Stops Mid-Game for Some Users Who Want to Find More Words
Spelling Bee cuts users who aren't subscribed to NYT Games once they hit Solid.Trending Septum Arms Are Trending on TikTok, Even Though No One Knows What They Are
Septum arms may be one of the silliest phrases TikTok has ever come up with.Trending IFB Is Just the Latest Acronym Confusing TikTok Users Who Aren't In the Know
IFB is a pretty transactional acronym that's become pretty common TikTok.Television 'Morning Joe' Was Pulled From the MSNBC Schedule Following the Trump Shooting
'Morning Joe' was pulled off the air on July 15, and the hosts were not happy.Politics J.D. Vance Has Been Chosen as Trump's VP Pick, and His Wife Usha Helped Him Get There
Until 2014, Usha Vance was registered as a Democrat.Books J.D. Vance's 'Hillbilly Elegy' Is Controversial for All Kinds of Reasons
Critics say that 'Hillbilly Elegy' leans into stereotypes about Appalachian people.Trending The Gen Z Boss and a Mini Video on TikTok Has Some Wondering If Gen Z is "Cringe"
The meme has some asking whether Gen Z has finally become cringe.Television Skip Bayless Is Apparently Leaving 'Undisputed' and FS1 a Year After Shannon Sharpe
Skip Bayless is leaving after eight years at FS1.Celebrity Jack Black's Tenacious D Is Under Fire for a Trump Joke Hours After Shooting
Jack Black's Tenacious D partner has apologized for his comments at a show in Australia.Entertainment Sex Therapist Dr. Ruth Westheimer Had Two Children With Her Third Husband, Fred
Dr. Ruth had two children who both went in to academia.FYI Secret Service Agents Don't Always Wear Sunglasses, but That's Not the Stereotype
Secret Service agents usually just wear sunglasses when it's sunny, actually.Sports Super Bowl Champion Jacoby Jones Has Died "Peacefully" at the Age of 40
Jacoby Jones remained connected to Baltimore after retiring in 2017.Politics Trump Asked for His Shoes Repeatedly During the Shooting at His Pennsylvania Rally
Trump said he was tackled so hard by Secret Service agents that he lost his shoes.Entertainment Richard Simmons Had a Sizable Net Worth Before His Death
Richard Simmons's net worth was impressive for someone who hadn't been in the spotlight for a while.Sports Steve Gleason's Ashe Award at the ESPYs Left Everyone Watching in Tears
Steve Gleason moved everyone when he took the stage to accept the Arthur Ashe Award at the ESPYs.Influencers Cam and Nie's Gender Reveal Cake Was White, but What Does That Signify?
Their white gender reveal confused them as much as it confused their audience.Politics Joe Biden's Whisper Has Become More Pronounced Recently, but What Causes It?
Joe Biden's whisper has only become more pronounced in recent years.Celebrity Alec Baldwin Walked out of Court in the Middle of His Trial, but Why Did He Leave?
Alec Baldwin just ran for some coffee while his trial was ongoing.Trending A Girl in a White Tube Top Is Taking Over TikTok Thanks to Some Viral Dance Moves
Faith Marie, aka White Tube Top Girl, is taking over TikTok — and baffling some people.Celebrity Ellen DeGeneres Says She's Done With Hollywood After Her Netflix Special
Ellen claimed to be done with show business as part of her latest stand-up comedy tour.Television The Cast of 'ALF' Dispersed More Than 30 Years Ago, but Where Are They Now?
Several cast members have died since 'ALF' went off the air.Celebrity Former 'ALF' Child Actor Benji Gregory Died in His Car at the Age of 46
Benji was found dead in his car in Arizona in mid-June.Music Adrian Olivares, a Former Member of Menudo, Has Died at Just 48 Years Old
Adrian Olivares was in Menudo from 1990 to 1993.Television 'General Hospital' Star Doug Sheehan Died Peacefully at the Age of 75
Doug Sheehan was in more than 300 episodes of TV over a single decade.Stream & Chill Here's What Alicent Hightower's Use of Moon Tea on 'House of the Dragon' Means
Alicent is not the first character with reason to use the substance.Celebrity Derek Blasberg Has Plenty of Wealthy Friends, but What Is His Net Worth?
Derek is now making headlines for all the wrong reasons.FYI 'Elliot in the Morning' Has Been Broadcasting Re-Runs, Leaving Some Fans Alarmed
The show has been on vacation, but will return on July 9.Entertainment Abigail Disney's Net Worth Is Substantial Mainly Due to Her Family Name
Abigail Disney is the granddaughter of Disney co-founder Roy O. Disney. Did she inherit any of the Disney wealth?Music Calling Drake an "OV Ho" Is Just One Piece of Kendrick Lamar's Lyrical Brilliance
Kendrick Lamar's "OV Ho" term is a reference to Drake's record label.Entertainment Author Neil Gaiman Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault by Two Different Women
Neil Gaiman is alleged to have assaulted two women over 20 years.Reality TV Captain Keith Colburn Is Still on 'Deadliest Catch,' but May Eventually Retire
Keith Colburn isn't thinking about retiring from fishing just yet.Politics Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Is Now Denying That He Ever Barbequed and Ate a Dog
RFK Jr said that he actually ate a barbecued goat.Entertainment Why Is Joe Scarborough Not on 'Morning Joe'?
Joe Scarborough's absence from 'Morning Joe' has fans concerned.Entertainment 'Dirty Jobs' Host Mike Rowe Prefers to Keep His Love Life Private
In 2006, when asked about having kids, Mike replied, "My reasoning for not having kids is due to the fact that I'm selfish."Reality TV 'Street Outlaws' Star Kye Kelley Is in Mourning Following News of Lizzy Musi's Death
Kye Kelley and Lizzy Musi broke up after more than five years of dating in 2023.Sports Hezly Rivera Is on Her Way to Paris Thanks in Part to Support From Her Parents
Hezly Rivera is the new name on this year's U.S. Gymnstics squad — and her parents helped her get there.Influencers Mama Owl's Traumatic Reenactments Are Really Bothering Some TikTok Users
Mama Owl's TikTok videos have come under scrutiny from a wider audience.