Joseph Allen
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The Epstein Files Are All Over the News Now, but Why Biden Didn't Release Them?
Are there Epstein files? Biden might not have cared.
Trump Claims That the White House Is Keeping the FIFA Club World Cup Trophy
Trump's FIFA trophy is not the one that Chelsea just won.
ChatGPT Is Telling Some People It Senses Unusual Activity, but What Does That Mean?
ChatGPT is giving some people an unusual activity message.
Fever Star Caitlin Clark Seems to Keep Getting Hurt, but Why Is It So Common?
Caitlin Clark's injuries have frustrated her sophomore season.
Emile Kiser's Husband Could Face Child Abuse Charges After Their Son's Death
Brady Kiser is going to face child abuse charges.
According to Some People, the Gen Z Stare Is a Very Serious Problem
The Gen Z stare appears to be a real problem.
The American League Has Dominated the All-Star Game for the Last 10 Years
The All-Star Game has tilted heavily toward one league over the other.
Taco Bell Is Introducing New Mocktails and "Doubling Down" on Beverages
Taco Bell's new mocktails are the beginning of an investment in beverages.
Brennan Lee Mulligan Has Announced That He's Leaving Dropout TV, but Is He Really?
Brennan's announcement might not be as real as it seems.
Cal Raleigh's Nickname Refers to the Mariners Catcher's Large Backside
Cal Raleigh's nickname is a reflection of his large rear end.
Getting Ratioed Is One of the Surest Signs Your Online Post Is Controversial
Being ratioed on social media is never ideal.
The MLB Draft Happens Mid-Season Because of College and High School Schedules
The draft aligns with the high school and college sports seasons.
JD Vance's Trip to Disneyland Was Interrupted by Protests and Hecklers
The Vance family had a rough visit to Disneyland in July.
Reports of a Shooter at the Run for the Roses Basketball Tournament Were False
There were several false reports of an active shooter.
Mike Greenberg Is Missing From 'Get Up,' but Did He Leave the Show for Good?
Mike Greenberg's absence from 'Get Up' is only because of a vacation.
Rob McElhenney Changed His Name to Rob Mac, but Why Did He Decide to Do That?
There were a couple of factors behind the decision.
The Reboot of 'Scrubs' Is a Go, but Will Curmudgeonly Dr. Cox Be Back?
Dr. Cox was not part of the original cast announcement.
Ken Paxton's Divorce Proceedings Have Some Wondering What His Net Worth Is
Ken Paxton's net worth might undersell his influence.
Ken Paxton's Wife Is Divorcing Him on 'Biblical Grounds,' but What Does That Mean?
Biblical grounds for divorce vary based on who you ask.
[SPOILER]'s Appearance at the End of 'Superman' Is Setting up Its Own Movie
Milly Alcock is best known for her work on 'House of the Dragon.'
Lois Lane Actress Rachel Brosnahan Has Been Married to Jason Ralph Since 2016
Rachel Brosnahan has been married for almost a decade.
Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Are Planning a Pretty Small, Intimate Wedding
Ainsley Earhardt's wedding is set to be a pretty private affair.
CBS News Meteorologist Tony Sadiku Has Been Missing From Recent Broadcasts
Tony has been with CBS News New York First Alert Weather Team since 2023.
The President of Liberia Speaks Good English Because English Is His National Language
Liberia speaks English because of its long history with the United States.
MMA Star Ben Askren Is Recovering From a Double Lung Transplant, but Why?
The former professional fighter is recovering from severe pneumonia.
Jared Goff and His Wife Christen Harper Are Featured in Season 2 of 'Quarterback'
Jared Goff's wife is a supermodel who has been in 'Sports Illustrated' more than once.
James Gunn's 'Superman' Has a Couple of Intriguing Post-Credits Scenes (NO SPOILERS)
The movie has more than one post-credits scene, and they're really important.
Pokémon Go's Sky Has Turned Purple for Some People, but Users Want to Know Why
'Pokémon Go' is turning its skies purple as part of a specific event.
One Book Claims that Donald Trump Banned Jeffrey Epstein from Mar-a-Lago
Trump reportedly banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago back in the 2000s.
DoorDash Is Telling Some People That Everything Is Closed, but Why Does That Happen?
DoorDash might tell you their stores are closed for any number of reasons.
Netflix Fan Favorite 'Heartland' Is Leaving the Streamer at the End of July
'Heartland' is leaving Netflix, but we don't know exactly why.
New Candid Photos Have Some Wondering About Kathy Griffin's Overall Health
Kathy Griffin's health has been a major topic in recent years.
As Trump's Big Beautiful Bill Is Voted on, Some Congresspeople Aren't There
NV means that someone is not present for a vote.
Laura Loomer Suggested That Trump Should Feed 65 Million People to Alligators
Laura Loomer's tweet is a reminder of who is in Trump's orbit.
Soccer Star Diogo Jota and His Brother Andre Silva Both Died in a Car Crash
Diogo Jota's brother was a soccer star in his own right.
Nicole Curtis Has Fundraised for Her Friend's Cancer Foundation for Years
The HGTV star has a friend who lost her daughter.
Damian Lillard's Contract Was Waived by the Bucks, but What Does That Mean?
NBA teams don't waive contracts all that often for good reasons.
What Was William Powell's Cause of Death? He Appeared on 'My Big Fat Fabulous Life'
The fitness coach died of cancer.
The Big Beautiful Bill Has Passed the Senate, but Did Any Democrats Vote for it?
No Democrats have voted for the bill, at least not yet.
Tim McGraw Is Sporting a Cane Right Now, but What Happened That Led Him to Use It?
Tim McGraw's cane is the result of a series of back surgeries.
A Sequel to 'The Devil Wears Prada' Is Coming, but You Might Have to Wait a Minute
The movie is now in production and is set for a 2026 release.
Minkah Fitzpatrick's Net Worth Proves He's One of the Best Safeties in the NFL
Minkah Fitzpatrick was traded, and his contract could be why.
TikTok Users Keep Saying "Bacon Avocado," but What Do They Mean By It?
Bacon avocado is a nonsense trend all over TikTok.
Soap Opera 'Beyond the Gates' Is Airing Reruns, and Many Fans Want to Know Why
'Beyond the Gates' is airing reruns, but no one quite knows why.
Elon Musk Says That He'll Start a Third Party if the GOP's Budget Bill Passes
Elon Musk's threats of a third party may or may not be real.
The Russells in 'The Gilded Age' Are Based on a Very Real, Very Powerful Family
The central family in 'The Gilded Age' is based on real history.
We Finally Got Some Details on the Feud Between Sugar and Francie Fak in 'The Bear'
'The Bear' finally resolved one of its long-running feuds.
Pistons Star Malik Beasley Is Facing Serious Allegations That He Bet on Games
Malik Beasley's net worth is relatively modest, and stems from his NBA contrats.
Jeff Bezos's Kids Don't Seem to Appear in Any of the Photos From His Wedding
The wedding was reportedly incredibly expensive.
TikTok Star "Older Millennial" Joseph Redden Was Reportedly Arrested for Violating His Parole
The Conservative influencer Older Millennial has reportedly been arrested.