Joseph Allen
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Rumors Have Been Swirling that President Trump Might Secretly Be Dead
Donald Trump isn't dead, but he might not be totally healthy.
Rudy Giuliani Released a Baffling Statement About a New Hampshire Car Accident
The former NYC mayor appears to have had a busy night.
The Winterboro Community Is Mourning the Loss of High School Senior Kenny Simmons
Kenny Simmons's cause of death has not been revealed to the public.
Graham Greene's Death Has Some Looking Back at the Time He Spent in the Military
His military service was even more important than his career as an actor.
A Judge Has Ordered the Closure of "Alligator Alcatraz," Leaving Florida on the Hook
Gov. Ron DeSantis's administration is planning to open a second facility and call it a "Deportation Depot."
Missouri Sports Reporter Ben Arnet Has Died at Just 43 Years Old, but What Happened?
The newscaster died suddenly at the age of 43.
French Montana's Fiancée Sheikha Mahra Has a Remarkably High Net Worth
She has inherited a pretty insane amount of wealth.
Amanda Knox Was Told She Had HIV While in Prison, but Did She Actually?
She was told she did following a false positive.
Who Appointed CDC Head Susan Monarez? Trump Is Trying to Fire Her
Susan Monarez was appointed by the president who is now firing her.
Taylor Townsend and Jelena Ostapenko Got Into a Heated Argument After Taylor's Win
The two were arguing about on-court etiquette.
Millie Bobby Brown's Decision to Adopt Is Still at Least a Bit of a Mystery
Millie has spoken about being open to adoption in the past.
"KPop Demon Hunters" Was a Box Office Smash for Netflix
Despite its success, the movie is probably not heralding a new theaters era for Netlfix.
Taylor Swift's English Teacher Joke Is a Reminder of How She Sees Herself
"Your English teacher and your gym teacher are getting married."
Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Have Already Been Engaged for a Few Weeks
We have Ed Kelce to thank for all the details.
Why Would President Trump Be Hiding Bruises on the Back of His Hands?
The president appears to be hiding bruising on the back of his hand.
The FBI Raided John Bolton's Home In a Search for Classified Documents
Bolton served as Trump's national security advisor from April 2018 through September 2019.
Punjabi Actor Jaswinder Bhalla Has Died at the Age of 65, but What Happened?
The Indian film industry is in mourning.
Rumors Have Swirled Online That Roblox Is Getting Shut Down, but Is That True?
The rumors have been swirling online for days.
Cracker Barrel Debuted a New Logo, and MAGA Is Pretty Mad About It
"Cracker Barrel’s new logo isn’t an accident."
Donald Trump Believes He’s a War Hero — The Reason May Surprise You
"Nobody cares, but I am, too,” the president said.
Fitness Influencer Nicole Brenda Santos Marins Is Dead at 28 Following a Tragic Accident
“I will miss everything we lived through," Nicole's husband wrote.
People Have Suggested That Donald Trump Stinks (Literally), but Is There Any Truth to That?
There have been numerous reports that suggest he might.
Tamar Braxton Revealed She “Almost Died” and Has No Recollection of What Happened
'The Braxtons' star has faced multiple health challenges in the public eye.
Cambodian Monks Marched for Peace and Thanked Trump for Initiating a Ceasefire
The monks were thanking Trump for his role in facilitating a Thailand-Cambodia ceasefire.
Morrow's 'Alien: Earth' Riddle Has Confounded Both Characters and Viewers — What Does "When Is a Machine Not a Machine" Mean?
The riddle might be central to the show's long-term meaning.
Donald Trump Appeared to Forget the Name of the Pacific Ocean on Live TV
It's actually unclear which ocean he was referring to.
Donald Trump Said He Wants to Get Into Heaven, but Is He a Religious Person?
Donald Trump's religious beliefs have long been a contested subject.
Hillary Clinton Is Alive and Apparently Well, Despite What You Might Have Seen
Hillary Clinton has mostly stepped away from public life, but rumors have begun to swirl online that suggest that she has passed away.
Nicole Collier Spent the Night in the State Capitol After Refusing GOP Demands
She was locked in the Capitol building after refusing a law enforcement escort.
Elise Stefanik Was Booed in Her District, in Part Because She's Not Usually There
Elise Stefanik faced protesters at an event in her district.
Hollie Strano Has Sued WKYC Claiming That She Was Wrongfully Dismissed
Hollie Strano was fired in 2024 after discussing her alcoholism on air.
Chris Pratt Offered Praise for RFK Jr., But How Are The Two of Them Related?
Chris Pratt's comments about RFK Jr. have been turning heads.
Ozempic Has Some Side Effects, but Is There Evidence It Causes Hair Loss?
It's not among the listed side effects for the drug.
More Than 2,000 Lawsuits Have Been Filed Against Ozempic Over Side Effects
Ozempic has been sued more than 2,000 times.
Gavin Newsom Is Posting Like Donald Trump in an Effort to Troll the President
The California governor is posting like the president.
Actor Terence Stamp's Net Worth Reflected His Long Career in Hollywood
Terence Stamp's net worth reflected his long Hollywood career.
Donald Trump Appears to Have Posted the Phrase "Bela" on Truth Social By Mistake
One of the president's recent posts appears to be a bit of a goof.
Donald and Melania Trump Were Introduced by Some Other New York Businessman, Not Epstein
“Jeffrey Epstein had nothing to do with Melania and introducing [us],” Trump said.
Luke Tarrant Lost a Leg in 2024, but Is Still Dedicated to Extreme Sports — "I'm Still Alive"
"I want this to be a force for good."
Tom Cruise Has Worked Hard to Avoid Discussing His Personal Political Views — Is He a Trump Supporter?
Tom Cruise has been incredibly careful to not talk politics.
Sean Charles Dunn Worked at the Department of Justice Before Throwing a Sub
Sean Charles Dunn worked in the international affairs department at DOJ.
Don't Worry, Shawn Ryan Didn't Actually End His Show, He's Just Moving Studios
His podcast isn't over, but it's changing in a big way.
Taylor Swift Becomes Billionaire Through Music, a First for Any Artist
The Eras Tour got her over the hump and into billionaire status.
A Report Suggests That Carrie Underwood's Farm Life Isn't Going Very Well
The singer is apparently struggling with upkeep.
Taylor Swift's "The Fate of Ophelia" Appears to Be a Reference to 'Hamlet'
The song appears to be a reference to the play 'Hamlet.'
Melania Trump Is Threatening to Sue Hunter Biden Over Comments About Jeffrey Epstein
Hunter Biden claimed that Epstein introduced Melania and Trump.
Rep. Anna Paulina Luna Told Joe Rogan That Lawmakers Have Evidence of Aliens
The Florida representative is convinced we have evidence of alien life.
Vince McMahon's Face Appears to Have Transformed in a Recent Interview
Vince McMahon's face looks quite different than it once did.
Bryce James Is Set to Head to Arizona for College, Where He'll Play Basketball
Bryce is getting ready to start his freshman year.
When Does 'Alien: Earth' Take Place? It Sets the Stage for the 'Alien' Universe
'Alien: Earth' is set right around the events of the original 'Alien.'