Joseph Allen
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A Sequel to 'The Devil Wears Prada' Is Coming, but You Might Have to Wait a Minute
The movie is now in production and is set for a 2026 release.
Minkah Fitzpatrick's Net Worth Proves He's One of the Best Safeties in the NFL
Minkah Fitzpatrick was traded, and his contract could be why.
TikTok Users Keep Saying "Bacon Avocado," but What Do They Mean By It?
Bacon avocado is a nonsense trend all over TikTok.
Soap Opera 'Beyond the Gates' Is Airing Reruns, and Many Fans Want to Know Why
'Beyond the Gates' is airing reruns, but no one quite knows why.
Elon Musk Says That He'll Start a Third Party if the GOP's Budget Bill Passes
Elon Musk's threats of a third party may or may not be real.
The Russells in 'The Gilded Age' Are Based on a Very Real, Very Powerful Family
The central family in 'The Gilded Age' is based on real history.
We Finally Got Some Details on the Feud Between Sugar and Francie Fak in 'The Bear'
'The Bear' finally resolved one of its long-running feuds.
Pistons Star Malik Beasley Is Facing Serious Allegations That He Bet on Games
Malik Beasley's net worth is relatively modest, and stems from his NBA contrats.
Jeff Bezos's Kids Don't Seem to Appear in Any of the Photos From His Wedding
The wedding was reportedly incredibly expensive.
TikTok Star "Older Millennial" Joseph Redden Was Reportedly Arrested for Violating His Parole
The Conservative influencer Older Millennial has reportedly been arrested.
Brent Hinds Comments on His Split From Mastodon — It Doesn't Sound Amicable
Brent Hinds doesn't like heavy metal, which is a problem because that's what his band plays.
Liver King's Rant About Joe Rogan on Instagram Led the Austin Police to Arrest Him
Joe Rogan said that he's never actually interacted with Liver King.
Stacking Waymo Cars Has Become a Defiant Tactic From Annoyed Santa Monica Residents
Stacking Waymo cars has become a form of protest for some.
Kon Knueppel Is a Promising NBA Prospect, and He's Also the Oldest of Five Brothers
The former Duke player was the fourth overall pick.
LeAnn Rimes Handled Her Teeth Falling out Onstage With Good Humor and Grace
LeAnn Rimes's false teeth are not uncommon among celebrities.
The Thing Appears to Be Rocking a Beard in 'Fantastic Four: First Steps'
The Thing growing a beard has actually happened in the comics.
Former CNN Anchor Brooke Baldwin Is Now Running Her Very Own Newsletter
Brooke Baldwin's tenure at CNN ended back in 2021.
Curtis Sliwa's Red Beret Has Been Part of His Look for Most of his Public Life
Curtis Sliwa has been his signature throughout his time in the public eye.
Bloxburg Was Temporarily Deleted From 'Roblox,' but What Happened to It?
Bloxburg was temporarily deleted from 'Roblox.'
Regular Host Mika Brzezinski Is Missing From 'Morning Joe,' but Where Is She?
Mika and Joe have both been absent from the show in recent weeks.
A DoorDash Executive and His Parents Were Among Those Killed in a Boating Accident
The DoorDash executive died along with both his parents.
Following News of His Divorce, What Is Actor Dermot Mulroney's Net Worth?
The actor's net worth is relatively modest.
Mang0 Has Been Released By Cloud9 Over Allegations of Serial Verbal Harassment
Mang0 was accused of harassing several other players.
Pat McAfee Has Missed 'WWE Raw' for Several Weeks Straight, but Where Is He?
Pat McAfee's absence from 'Raw' has not been explained.
'Kill Tony's' Latest Episode Is From the Vulcan, but Did They Leave the Mothership?
The show has a new home for just a limited time.
YouTuber Mikayla Raines's Husband Was the First to Announce That She Had Died
Mikayla Raines's husband announced that his wife died by suicide.
Barron Trump Is Facing Ridicule After His Father Launched Strikes on Iran
Barron Trump's bone spurs might be just as real as his dad's.
Obama Gave Iran Money as Part of Broader Negotiations Over Nuclear Weapons
The Iran nuclear deal is still controversial almost a decade later.
Washington, D.C. Is Not Called That on Google Maps — Why Is D.C. Missing?
Washington, D.C. is on Google Maps, but it's not labeled how you might expect.
Wrestling Recruit Bo Bassett Decommitted From Iowa, but Why Did He Do That?
The wrestler said that Iowa was not the right fit for his future.
Mr. Beast Announced That Coach Tyler Wall Had Died, but What Happened to Him?
Mr. Beast's tribute to Tyler Wall has viewers asking questions.
Is Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later? Fans Thought They Spotted Him in the Sequel
Cillian Murphy's character, Jack, played a pivotal role in '28 Days Later'
Sam Champion Is Back on 'Good Morning America,' but Why Did He Return to the Show?
Sam Champion is back on 'GMA' yet again.
U.S. Military Troops Are Being Served Steak and Lobster, but What Does That Mean?
Troops eating steak and lobster doesn't have to mean anything.
Rumors Are Swirling that DoorDash Is Sending Information to ICE Agents
The rumor has been swirling online but is false.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Was Taken to the Hospital After an Allergic Reaction
Kristi Noem's in the hospital following an allergic reaction.
The Phillies Benched Nick Castellanos After He Made an "Inappropriate Comment"
Nick Castellanos got benched for inappropriate comments to his manager.
Months Before Her Death, Anne Burrell Left Food Network's 'Worst Cooks in America'
The Food Network star left the show before its fifth season.
Ted Cruz Was Surprised to Be Challenged During His Interview With Tucker Carlson
The conflict appears to be over the war between Israel and Iran.
Shohei Ohtani Has Returned to the Pitchers' Mound, but Why Did He Stop?
Shohei Ohtani has been recovering from surgery.
At Home Apparently Filed for Bankruptcy Over Tariffs and Persistent Inflation
The store cited tariffs as one of the reasons for its bankruptcy.
Eric Trump Says the Trump Mobile Phones Will Be Made in America ... Eventually
Trump phones are not currently being made in the U.S.
Two Different People Survived Plane Crashes by Sitting in 11A, but Does That Matter?
The seat is not inherently safer than any other.
President Trump Decided to Leave the G7 Summit Early to Focus on Israel and Iran
The crisis in the Middle East is pulling Trump away from the summit.
Nezza Sang the National Anthem in Spanish at a Dodgers Game After She Was Told Not to
Nezza's decision to sing the anthem in Spanish was apparently controversial.
John Hoffman and His Wife Yvette Were Shot as They Protected Their Daughter
John Hoffman's daughter was present when he was shot.
Mike Lee Is Spreading False Conspiracy Theories About Melissa Hortman's Death
Mike Lee's comments about Melissa Hortman have been widely criticized.
Mario Lopez Was Served in a Viral TikTok, but What Is He Being Sued For?
The celebrity is being sued for an old Instagram post.
Donald Trump's Military Parade Might Have Even Bored the President to Sleep
The parade was not the triumph the president had hoped for.
Christian Slater Has Been Married Twice During His Decades of Stardom
The actor has been married twice over the course of his career.