Joseph Allen
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Stephen Miller Said the President Has "Plenary Authority," but What Does That Mean?
Stephen Miller said that the president had almost unlimited power.
Lebron James Is Teasing a "Second Decision," but What Does That Mean? Is He Actually Retiring?
Lebron James has teased a second decision, but is it his retirement?
Following News of His Death, Many Want to Know What Ike Turner Jr.'s Net Worth Was
Ike Turner Jr.'s net worth was not nearly as much as his parent's.
Bari Weiss Is the New Head of CBS News, but What Political Party Is She a Part of?
Bari has long made a name for being contrarian.
Judge Diane Goodstein's House Just Burned Down — Is She a Trump Supporter?
Judge Goodstein had been receiving death threats for weeks.
No, President Trump Was Not Shot Again, Despite What You've Seen Online
"Careful what you wish on others, for it will come onto you."
You Can Hear Serial Killer Ed Gein's Voice for the First Time in a Docuseries
The voice recording gives us new insight into the famous serial killer.
The Pope Blessed a Block of Ice While Speaking About Climate Change, but Why?
The decision has caused some ire in the world of conservatives.
Who Called Taylor Swift Boring Barbie? She Seems to Be Going After Someone Specific on Her Song "Actually Romantic"
Taylor seems to have a particular target in mind.
Fans Are Already Theorizing About Who Taylor Swift's "Father Figure" Is About
Taylor Swift's song "Father Figure" could be about several different people.
Taylor Swift's "The Life of a Showgirl" Appears to Have Leaked Online a Day Early
The album has fans feeling all kinds of emotions.
Florida Highway Bears Charlie Kirk’s Name as Tributes Spread Nationwide
A Florida college has also commissioned a statue of the conservative activist.
Speculation About Whether Donald Trump Has Dementia Has Been Roiling for Months
“Sometimes he’s unable to complete a word.”
Jane Goodall's Faith Was Part of How She Understood the World Around Her
Jane Goodall's grandfather was a Congregationalist minister.
Trump Has Announced a New Direct-to-Consumer Prescription Drug Website
TrumpRx is designed to lower prices for some consumers.
The Government Is Now Shut Down, but How Long Will the Shut Down Last This Time?
The last U.S. government shutdown was in 2018, and that was the longest one to date.
Ted Cruz Appeared to Say We Should "Stop Attacking Pedophiles" in a Hearing
Ted Cruz's latest verbal gaffe has attracted some attention.
Keith Urban Said That His Addiction Nearly Blew up His Marriage to Nicole Kidman
His addiction was an issue in the early days of their marriage.
Glen Powell's Real Dating Life Has Been Much Calmer Than His Movie Characters
Did you know Glen dated 'Vampire Diaries' actress Nina Dobrev?
New Reporting Suggests That Pete Hegseth Is Having Meltdowns Regularly
The allegations come as Hegseth continues to remake the Department of Defense.
A Government Shutdown Might Be Imminent, but What Does That Even Mean?
A government shut down could lead to lots of unpaid federal workers.
Trump Sued YouTube in 2021 After the Platform Decided to Suspend His Account
Donald Trump sued several companies in the aftermath of Jan. 6.
The MAGA World Doesn't Seem to Be Thrilled that Bad Bunny Is Doing the Super Bowl — What Has the Star Said About the President?
Bad Bunny is performing at the Super Bowl, but what has he said about Donald Trump?
Alleged Michigan Shooter Thomas Jacob Sanford's Politics Are Under Scrutiny
Politics are now a core part of all of these conversations.
Trump Shared an AI Video Promoting the Medbed Conspiracy Theory, but What Is That?
It's unclear why exactly the president seems to be boosting it.
A Viral Video of a Delivery Driver Escaping ICE in Chicago Has Some Impressed
ICE was apparently out in force in Chicago at the end of September.
George Soros Got His Money Through Smart Investing Over Several Decades
He made most of his money through wise investments and savvy forecasting.
Trump Has Imposed a New "IKEA Tariff" Targeting a Variety of Household Furniture
IKEA will be hit hard by Trump's recent tariff announcement on furniture.
The Reason Behind Pete Hegseth's Decision to Call Together Hundreds of Generals Is a Mystery
Hegseth has not offered any details on the reason for the meeting.
Following James Comey's Indictment, His Son-in-Law Has Resigned From the DOJ
The resignation came just hours after the DOJ indicted James Comey.
The Connections Between the Movie 'Snakes Eyes' and Charlie Kirk's Death Have Some Freaked Out
"We're living in a simulation."
Looks Like William Shatner's Net Worth Is out of This World!
The actor is now 94 years young.
Katie Couric Has Returned to 'Today' as a Guest Almost 20 Years After Leaving
Katie Couric returned to 'Today' for a very important PSA.
ICE Shooter Joshua Jahn Apparently Had Pretty Complicated Political Opinions
Joshua Jahn appears to have hated politicians of all stripes.
New Orleans Pelicans Forward Zion Williamson Shows off Major Weight Loss, Stunning Fans
"I haven't felt like this since college, high school."
Camp Mystic in Texas Is Set to Reopen a Year After Flooding There Killed 27 People
Camp Mystic's reopening is controversial for those who lost children in July flooding.
Rumors Circulating Online Suggest That Erika Kirk Is Banned From Romania — Is That True?
It's one of several rumors that have spread about the Kirks in recent days.
Jimmy Kimmel Clarified What He Was Trying to Say About Charlie Kirk in His Return — Did He Apologize?
Jimmy Kimmel returned to his show and clarified what he was trying to say about Charlie Kirk.
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Is Rumored to Be in the Middle of a Long-Running Affair
The affair has been a rumor for years.
The Red, White, and Blueberries Merch Is Designed to Memorialize Charlie Kirk — What Does the Phrase Mean?
The phrase has become popular in the days since Kirk's death.
Boycotting Sinclair for Not Airing Jimmy Kimmel Is Trickier Than Boycotting Disney
Sinclair has remained committed to not airing Jimmy Kimmel's show.
Sinclair Isn't Airing 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' But Why Did They Make That Call?
Sinclair is keeping Kimmel off the air in spite of his return to ABC.
Information About Where Charlie Kirk Will be Buried Has Not Yet Been Made Public
Charlie Kirk's funeral took place in his adopted home of Arizona.
Trump's Border Czar Tom Homan Reportedly Has a Pretty Substantial Net Worth
Tom Homan has been accused of accepting a bribe in the past.
Charlie Kirk Was Not a Freemason, but He Apparently Knew Some People Who Were
Charlie Kirk had offered some opinions about the Freemasons before his death.
Trump Is Reportedly Planning to Link Tylenol to Rising Autism in Children
It's unclear whether the announcement will be backed by science.
British People Have a Pretty Low Opinion of Donald Trump, but Why Is That?
British people don't love Trump for all sorts of reasons.
Inside the Rumor That Stephen Colbert and Jasmine Crockett Are Making a New Show
Stephen Colbert is looking for a new job following the cancellation of "The Late Show."
A Photo of Trump Eating Spaghetti While King Charles Talks Is Too Good to Be True
The photo is at a state dinner where Trump was sitting next to King Charles.
Songwriter Brett James Was Among Those Involved in a Plane Crash in North Carolina
He was the credited songwriter on "Jesus, Take the Wheel."