
Joseph Allen
Freelance WriterLocation: New YorkEducation: University of RochesterJoe Allen is a freelance writer covering entertainment, politics, and sports for Distractify. In his free time, he likes to hunt down Criterion discs.
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Entertainment
65-Year-Old Actor Sean Penn Is Reportedly Dating Someone 35 Years Younger Than Him
Sean Penn's dating history is long and colorful. Politics
Maria Corina Machado Has Now Given Her Nobel Peace Prize to Donald Trump
Maria Machado's Nobel Peace Prize was for her work in Venezuela, not Donald Trump's. Music
John Mellencamp Has Been Outspoken About His Politics Throughout His Career
"I don’t trust the government." News
What Caused That Massive Verizon Outage? Details
Verizon's outage has affected tens of thousands of people over the past day. Politics
Bill Clinton Could Go to Jail for Refusing a Congressional Subpoena on Epstein
Bill Clinton is refusing to testify before the House Oversight Committee. Sports
Mike Tomlin Has Stepped Down as the Steelers Head Coach After 19 Years
Tomlin was with the team for 19 years and never had a losing season. Human Interest
Peace Dog Aloka Reportedly Needed Surgery, but What Caused Her Injury?
Aloka is now in recovery and apparently doing well. Politics
Eric Adams Seemed Pretty Convinced That Gracie Mansion Was Really Haunted
The former mayor has claimed that there are ghosts all over the New York mayoral residence. Politics
Fed Chair Jerome Powell Is Now Under Investigation, but Is It Because of His Politics?
The Fed Chair has been on the board of the Federal Reserve for 15 years. Entertainment
Florida Meteorologist Matt Devitt Was Fired from WINK, and Fans Are Not Happy
The meteorologist didn't get a chance to say goodbye to his viewers on air. Music
Fetty Wap Has Been Released From Prison, but Why Was He There to Begin With?
Fetty Wap has said that he's planning to prioritize his community. Human Interest
A "Medical Issue" Is Forcing NASA to End a Mission a Full Month Ahead of Schedule
The administration has been reluctant to release details about the situation. Entertainment
Teagan Croft Will Play Rapunzel in 'Tangled,' but What's Her Singing Voice Sound Like?
"Is she great in this? No." Politics
Donald Trump Appeared to Have Pink Hair at the Kennedy Center, but Does He Really?
The president didn't dye his hair pink, right? Entertainment
A New 'Stranger Things' Countdown Clock Has Some Speculating About a Secret Episode
'Stranger Things' fans are hoping that the finale wasn't actually the end. Politics
Ronald Reagan's Eldest Son Has Died After Years of Right-Wing Advocacy
Michael followed his father from a career in acting into a career in politics. Entertainment
Ashley Tisdale's Group Chat Call-out Had Nothing to Do With Her Politics
Her recent essay in 'The Cut' has caused a major controversy. Politics
Arizona Senator Mark Kelly Might Be Eyeing a Run for President in 2028
Mark Kelly is one of many Democrats who might throw their hat in the ring. Politics
Following the Raid on Venezuela, Is the U.S. Now in Control of the Country?
The U.S. may run the country, but is it now U.S. territory? Politics
No, Hakeem Jeffries Did Not Try to Tip off Venezuela About the Military Raid
Jeffries is calling for legislative action in response to the raid. Politics
Bernie Sanders Was All Bundled up to Swear Zohran Mamdani in as Mayor of New York
Zohran Mamdani and Bernie Sanders have long been political allies. Entertainment
Victoria Jones, Tommy Lee Jones's Daughter Was Found Dead in San Francisco
Victoria has appeared in several movies alongside her father. Sports
Wide Receiver Stefon Diggs Is Facing Charges of Assault and Strangulation
The wide receiver has been a key part of the New England Patriots' resurgence. Entertainment
Character Actor Isiah Whitlock Died at the Age of 71 After a "Short Illness"
The actor is best known for the way he says a particular swear word. Entertainment
Are the Rumors That Lawyer Laura Coates Is Set to Leave CNN Actually True?
The anchor has been a legal analyst for the network for years. Politics
Does Trump Have a Hole in One of His Hands? Details on the Speculation
Trump's health has been a subject of speculation all year long. Politics
Some People Think Minnesota's New Flag Looks Like the Flag of Somalia
Some people think Minnesota's new flag is suspiciously similar to that of another country. Politics
Iran's President Says the Country Is at War, but What Exactly Does That Mean?
Iran's president made it clear that he thinks the two countries are in conflict. Entertainment
Jordyn Woods's Net Worth Stems From Her Own Success, and One Very Famous Friend
Jordyn is engaged to NBA star Karl Anthony Townes, who is worth $100 million. Stream & Chill
Does Max's Coma Finally Come to an End in 'Stranger Things' Season 5? SPOILERS!
The series finale of Stranger Things is set to drop on New Year's Eve. Entertainment
Roku TVs Display the Message "Hello,Carol," but What Does That Message Mean?
The viral marketing for a hit Apple show is confusing some people. Politics
The Trump Administration Might Take Student Loan Payments out of Your Paycheck
The new year will bring reduced paychecks for some student loan borrowers. Sports
The Chiefs Are Leaving Missouri for Kansas, but What's Behind the Decision?
The team is set to start playing in Kansas in 2031. Influencers
YouTuber Adam the Woo Was Not in a Public Relationship Before His Death
The travel vlogger is being mourned by a number of close friends. Politics
The Epstein Files Are out, but They Still Contain Plenty of Redactions
The Epstein files are still coming out, but here's where you can see them. Television
'60 Minutes' Pulled a Segment on Immigration Detention the Day It Was Scheduled to Air
There are conflicting stories about why the story was pulled. FYI
Noam Chomsky Commands a Pretty Modest Net Worth, but Travels in Wealthy Circles
Noam Chomsky's net worth is less than many of Jeffrey Epstein's friends. Sports
Rams Wide Receiver Puka Nacua Apologized for Making an Antisemitic Gesture
Puka Nacua offered what seemed like a sincere apology for the gesture. Politics
President Trump Announced a $1,776 Dividend for the Military Ahead of Christmas
Trump's warrior dividend is designed to be a Christmas gift. Politics
FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino Is Stepping Down, but Why Did He Decide to Leave?
Bongino might be eager to return to his radio show. Politics
Susie Wiles Has Not Been Fired From the White House ... At Least Not Yet
Susie Wiles is holding onto her job, but can the president still trust her? Politics
The Vanity Fair Photographer Behind the Trump Cabinet Photos Thinks He Did a Good Job
Vanity Fair's photographer swears he wasn't trying to make anyone look bad. Entertainment
Rob Reiner and Billy Crystal Were Friends For 50 Years Prior to Reiner's Death
The two met more than a decade before When Harry Met Sally. Politics
Donald Trump Is Suing the BBC for $10 Billion Over Claims of Defamation
The lawsuit is the president's latest suit against a news organization. Celebrity Relationships
Rob Reiner Met His Wife Michelle While Working on a Classic Romantic Comedy
Following the news of their death, many want to know more about director Rob Reiner and his wife, Michelle, and how the two of them met. Entertainment
Ebro Darden Has Some Theories About Why 'Ebro in the Morning' Got Canceled
'Ebro in the Morning' has been a New York institution for more than a decade. Sports
The Rumor That Sherrone Moore Had Plan B Delivered to His Office Is Not True
Rumors are swirling, but is it actually true? Sports
Steelers Star T.J. Watt Was Hospitalized With a Lung Issue and Might Not Play Sunday
T.J. Watt's hospitalization is the result of a problem with his lungs. Human Interest
Kyle Rittenhouse Is Now Married, and His Wife Apparently Also Loves Guns
Kyle Rittenhouse came back to social media to announce his marriage. Sports
Sherrone Moore Had an Inappropriate Relationship With a Staffer, but Is He Married?
Sherrone Moore was fired and arrested in a single 24-hour span.