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The host has been on CBS for a full decade. PoliticsDonald Trump Has Chronic Venous Insufficiency, but How Serious Is That?
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Maurene Comey's husband is also a federal prosecutor. PoliticsPresident Trump Wants to Fire Fed Chair Jerome Powell, but Why Is That His Goal?
President Trump's desire to fire Jerome Powell comes from a longing for control. PoliticsThe Epstein Files Are All Over the News Now, but Why Biden Didn't Release Them?
Are there Epstein files? Biden might not have cared. SportsTrump Claims That the White House Is Keeping the FIFA Club World Cup Trophy
Trump's FIFA trophy is not the one that Chelsea just won. FYIChatGPT Is Telling Some People It Senses Unusual Activity, but What Does That Mean?
ChatGPT is giving some people an unusual activity message. SportsFever Star Caitlin Clark Seems to Keep Getting Hurt, but Why Is It So Common?
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Brady Kiser is going to face child abuse charges. FYIAccording to Some People, the Gen Z Stare Is a Very Serious Problem
The Gen Z stare appears to be a real problem. SportsThe American League Has Dominated the All-Star Game for the Last 10 Years
The All-Star Game has tilted heavily toward one league over the other. FoodTaco Bell Is Introducing New Mocktails and "Doubling Down" on Beverages
Taco Bell's new mocktails are the beginning of an investment in beverages. EntertainmentBrennan Lee Mulligan Has Announced That He's Leaving Dropout TV, but Is He Really?
Brennan's announcement might not be as real as it seems. SportsCal Raleigh's Nickname Refers to the Mariners Catcher's Large Backside
Cal Raleigh's nickname is a reflection of his large rear end. FYIGetting Ratioed Is One of the Surest Signs Your Online Post Is Controversial
Being ratioed on social media is never ideal. SportsThe MLB Draft Happens Mid-Season Because of College and High School Schedules
The draft aligns with the high school and college sports seasons. PoliticsJD Vance's Trip to Disneyland Was Interrupted by Protests and Hecklers
The Vance family had a rough visit to Disneyland in July. Human InterestReports of a Shooter at the Run for the Roses Basketball Tournament Were False
There were several false reports of an active shooter. TelevisionMike Greenberg Is Missing From 'Get Up,' but Did He Leave the Show for Good?
Mike Greenberg's absence from 'Get Up' is only because of a vacation. EntertainmentRob McElhenney Changed His Name to Rob Mac, but Why Did He Decide to Do That?
There were a couple of factors behind the decision. TelevisionThe Reboot of 'Scrubs' Is a Go, but Will Curmudgeonly Dr. Cox Be Back?
Dr. Cox was not part of the original cast announcement. PoliticsKen Paxton's Divorce Proceedings Have Some Wondering What His Net Worth Is
Ken Paxton's net worth might undersell his influence. FYIKen Paxton's Wife Is Divorcing Him on 'Biblical Grounds,' but What Does That Mean?
Biblical grounds for divorce vary based on who you ask. Movies[SPOILER]'s Appearance at the End of 'Superman' Is Setting up Its Own Movie
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Rachel Brosnahan has been married for almost a decade. Celebrity RelationshipsSean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt Are Planning a Pretty Small, Intimate Wedding
Ainsley Earhardt's wedding is set to be a pretty private affair. TelevisionCBS News Meteorologist Tony Sadiku Has Been Missing From Recent Broadcasts
Tony has been with CBS News New York First Alert Weather Team since 2023. PoliticsThe President of Liberia Speaks Good English Because English Is His National Language
Liberia speaks English because of its long history with the United States. SportsMMA Star Ben Askren Is Recovering From a Double Lung Transplant, but Why?
The former professional fighter is recovering from severe pneumonia. SportsJared Goff and His Wife Christen Harper Are Featured in Season 2 of 'Quarterback'
Jared Goff's wife is a supermodel who has been in 'Sports Illustrated' more than once. MoviesJames Gunn's 'Superman' Has a Couple of Intriguing Post-Credits Scenes (NO SPOILERS)
The movie has more than one post-credits scene, and they're really important. GamingPokémon Go's Sky Has Turned Purple for Some People, but Users Want to Know Why
'Pokémon Go' is turning its skies purple as part of a specific event. PoliticsOne Book Claims that Donald Trump Banned Jeffrey Epstein from Mar-a-Lago
Trump reportedly banned Epstein from Mar-a-Lago back in the 2000s. FYIDoorDash Is Telling Some People That Everything Is Closed, but Why Does That Happen?
DoorDash might tell you their stores are closed for any number of reasons. TelevisionNetflix Fan Favorite 'Heartland' Is Leaving the Streamer at the End of July
'Heartland' is leaving Netflix, but we don't know exactly why. EntertainmentNew Candid Photos Have Some Wondering About Kathy Griffin's Overall Health
Kathy Griffin's health has been a major topic in recent years. PoliticsAs Trump's Big Beautiful Bill Is Voted on, Some Congresspeople Aren't There
NV means that someone is not present for a vote. PoliticsLaura Loomer Suggested That Trump Should Feed 65 Million People to Alligators
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Diogo Jota's brother was a soccer star in his own right. Reality TVNicole Curtis Has Fundraised for Her Friend's Cancer Foundation for Years
The HGTV star has a friend who lost her daughter. SportsDamian Lillard's Contract Was Waived by the Bucks, but What Does That Mean?
NBA teams don't waive contracts all that often for good reasons. Reality TVWhat Was William Powell's Cause of Death? He Appeared on 'My Big Fat Fabulous Life'
The fitness coach died of cancer. PoliticsThe Big Beautiful Bill Has Passed the Senate, but Did Any Democrats Vote for it?
No Democrats have voted for the bill, at least not yet. MusicTim McGraw Is Sporting a Cane Right Now, but What Happened That Led Him to Use It?
Tim McGraw's cane is the result of a series of back surgeries. MoviesA Sequel to 'The Devil Wears Prada' Is Coming, but You Might Have to Wait a Minute
The movie is now in production and is set for a 2026 release. SportsMinkah Fitzpatrick's Net Worth Proves He's One of the Best Safeties in the NFL
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