
Joseph Allen
Freelance WriterLocation: New YorkEducation: University of RochesterJoe Allen is a freelance writer covering entertainment, politics, and sports for Distractify. In his free time, he likes to hunt down Criterion discs.
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Influencers
Mr. Beast Announced That Coach Tyler Wall Had Died, but What Happened to Him?
Mr. Beast's tribute to Tyler Wall has viewers asking questions. Movies
Is Cillian Murphy in 28 Years Later? Fans Thought They Spotted Him in the Sequel
Cillian Murphy's character, Jack, played a pivotal role in '28 Days Later' Television
Sam Champion Is Back on 'Good Morning America,' but Why Did He Return to the Show?
Sam Champion is back on 'GMA' yet again. FYI
U.S. Military Troops Are Being Served Steak and Lobster, but What Does That Mean?
Troops eating steak and lobster doesn't have to mean anything. FYI
Rumors Are Swirling that DoorDash Is Sending Information to ICE Agents
The rumor has been swirling online but is false. Politics
DHS Secretary Kristi Noem Was Taken to the Hospital After an Allergic Reaction
Kristi Noem's in the hospital following an allergic reaction. Sports
The Phillies Benched Nick Castellanos After He Made an "Inappropriate Comment"
Nick Castellanos got benched for inappropriate comments to his manager. Television
Months Before Her Death, Anne Burrell Left Food Network's 'Worst Cooks in America'
The Food Network star left the show before its fifth season. Politics
Ted Cruz Was Surprised to Be Challenged During His Interview With Tucker Carlson
The conflict appears to be over the war between Israel and Iran. Sports
Shohei Ohtani Has Returned to the Pitchers' Mound, but Why Did He Stop?
Shohei Ohtani has been recovering from surgery. FYI
At Home Apparently Filed for Bankruptcy Over Tariffs and Persistent Inflation
The store cited tariffs as one of the reasons for its bankruptcy. Politics
Eric Trump Says the Trump Mobile Phones Will Be Made in America ... Eventually
Trump phones are not currently being made in the U.S. FYI
Two Different People Survived Plane Crashes by Sitting in 11A, but Does That Matter?
The seat is not inherently safer than any other. Politics
President Trump Decided to Leave the G7 Summit Early to Focus on Israel and Iran
The crisis in the Middle East is pulling Trump away from the summit. Influencers
Nezza Sang the National Anthem in Spanish at a Dodgers Game After She Was Told Not to
Nezza's decision to sing the anthem in Spanish was apparently controversial. Politics
John Hoffman and His Wife Yvette Were Shot as They Protected Their Daughter
John Hoffman's daughter was present when he was shot. Politics
Mike Lee Is Spreading False Conspiracy Theories About Melissa Hortman's Death
Mike Lee's comments about Melissa Hortman have been widely criticized. Entertainment
Mario Lopez Was Served in a Viral TikTok, but What Is He Being Sued For?
The celebrity is being sued for an old Instagram post. Politics
Donald Trump's Military Parade Might Have Even Bored the President to Sleep
The parade was not the triumph the president had hoped for. Entertainment
Christian Slater Has Been Married Twice During His Decades of Stardom
The actor has been married twice over the course of his career. Politics
As Trump Protests Continue, We've Got You Covered With Plenty of Sign Ideas
These sign ideas will give you something clever to show off. Influencers
Streamer Sin City Manny Is Accused of Murdering a Couple in Las Vegas
Sin City Manny is accused of killing two people. Sports
Patrick Reed Is One of the Most Controversial Men in Golf and Has Been for Years
Patrick Reed has long been one of the most hated men in golf. Politics
Alex Padilla Definitely Identified Himself, Despite What Kristi Noem Is Claiming
The senator made it clear who he was. FYI
"Read the Red Words" Is a New Slogan for Liberal Christians Who Oppose Trump
The read the red words campaign is all about the Bible. FYI
Filtered Messages Don't Make it to Your TikTok DMs, but There Are Ways to Find Them
Filtered messages are a way to protect yourself. Politics
Donald Trump Was Booed While Attending 'Les Miserables' at the Kennedy Center
He was treated to a mix of applause and boos. Music
Brian Wilson Struggled With a Number of Health Issues Over the Course of His Life
The singer suffered from mental health issues for much of his life. Entertainment
Ananda Lewis Was Married to Will Smith's Brother Prior to Her Death at 52
Ananda Lewis was married to Will Smith's husband. Music
Christina Grimmie's Murder Remains a Tragedy Nine Years After Her Death
The singer was killed in Florida in 2016. Sports
Stephanie White Missed an Indiana Fever Game to Deal With a Personal Matter
The coach was dealing with a personal emergency. Sports
Aaron Rodgers's Net Worth Reflects His Staggering Success on the Football Field
The quarterback's net worth is as impressive as you might expect. Reality TV
An In Memoriam Card on 'Beyond Skinwalker Ranch' Paid Tribute to Chris, but Who Is She?
The in memoriam was for someone who had appeared on the show. Television
Joe Scarborough Has Been Absent from 'Morning Joe' Recently, but Where Is He?
The TV host is still following the news closely. Sports
MLB Players Across the League Are Wearing Number 4 to Honor a Legend of the Game
The gesture is a tribute to a legendary player. FYI
187 Is California Police Code for One of the Most Serious Criminal Offenses
187 is one of the most commonly known police codes. FYI
Apple Skipped a Lot of Numbers to Launch iOS 26, but How Did We Get Here?
Apple is skipping ahead several updates to unify its devices. Music
Following News of His Death, Many Want to Know If Sly Stone Was Ever Married
The singer was only married once, and for just two years. Influencers
TikTok Star Khaby Lame Was Detained by ICE in Las Vegas for an Immigration Violation
The influencer was allowed to self deport from the U.S. FYI
Waymo Cars Are Being Vandalized as Part of Broader Protests in Los Angeles
The Waymo cars are just one small part of the broader protests. Television
'Good Morning America' Left Times Square to Join the Rest of ABC News
'GMA' is moving into ABC's general news building. Influencers
Greta Thunberg's Income Comes From a Couple of Different Sources
Great Thunberg's finances are not her chief priority. Entertainment
Terry Moran Was Suspended From ABC News After Tweeting About Stephen Miller
Terry Moran was suspended by his network for a tweet about the president. Entertainment
Charleston Radio Host TJ Phillips Has Died, Leaving Many Wondering What Happened
TJ Phillips was a part of Charleston radio listeners for life. Stream & Chill
'Ginny & Georgia' Has Plenty of Plot to Resolve if It Comes Back for Season 4
The Netflix series should be back for at least one more game. News
The Dragon Spacecraft Is a Crucial Vehicle for Getting Astronauts to Space
The Dragon Spacecraft is crucial for current NASA flights. Entertainment
Marvel Has Introduced a New Black Panther in the Comics, With a Major Twist
The white Black Panther was just introduced in 2025. Politics
We've Compiled the Best Memes to Come out of the Elon Musk Donald Trump Feud
The memes were flowing in the wake of a major social media feud. Politics
Elon Musk and Donald Trump's Feud Has Them Going for One Another's Heads
Elon Musk appears to want JD Vance to be president. Reality TV
TV Host Josh Gates Might Have Appeared in an Episode of 'Friends' as an Extra
The host doesn't have the credit on his IMDb page.