Joseph Allen
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A Shocking Death on 'The Last of Us' Has Fans Wondering If This Is Real Life
Fans are comparing the show's death to 'Game of Thrones.'
'Sinners' Has Two Post-Credits Scenes, but What Do They Actually Mean?
Will there be a 'Sinners 2'?
Kilmar Abrego Garcia Is Alive, but Is There Any Chance That He'll Come Home?
Senator Chris Van Hollen flew to El Salvador to check on Kilmar Abrego Garcia.
Explaining Bobby Nash's Shocking '9-1-1' Death — and Why It Had to Happen (SPOILERS)
"If the stakes are never real... I think the show could die."
Donald Trump Has Called for Jerome Powell to Be Fired, but Can He Fire Him?
Donald Trump might want to fire Jerome Powell, but he can't do it legally.
Coffee Mugs Are Not the Product That Bad Dragon Is Most Well-Known For
The mug is a joke that you might get, but will never say that you get.
Filipino Actress Nora Aunor Has Died at 71, but What Was Her Cause of Death?
Filipino actress Nora Aunor was one of the most celebrated actresses in the country's history.
Letitia James Is One of Donald Trump's Main Adversaries, but Is She Married?
Letitia James is not married, but she might get indicted.
YouTube Thumbnails Have Gotten Ridiculously Large, and People Are Not Happy
Users miss the days when they could see more than three videos in a row.
Wink Martindale Was a Beloved Game Show Host, but Which Shows Did He Host?
Wink Martindale was a beloved TV host before his death in 2025.
Starbucks Has Implemented a Dress Code That Will Limit the Colors Baristas Wear
The new dress code is more restrictive than the last one.
Mike Tirico Has Been Married Since 1991 as His Career Has Continued to Bloom
Mike Tirico has been married to a Syracuse basketball star for more than 30 years.
Harvard's Federal Funding Is Now Frozen, but What Is That Money Used for?
Harvard's federal funding comes mostly in the form of individual grants.
Winning the Grand Slam In Golf Makes You Part of a Super Exclusive Club
These golfers are six of the best in the history of the game.
Kyren Lacy's Family Is in Mourning Following the Shocking News of His Death
The former LSU wideout appears to have died by suicide.
What Do We Know About Eugene, the Man Joel Killed in 'The Last of Us'?
'The Last of Us' has yet to reveal much about who Eugene was.
Cross Canadian Ragweed Called It Quits Back in 2010, but Why Did They Split?
Cross Canadian Ragweed broke up after tensions emerged in the group.
Is 'Where the Wild Things Are' Really Getting Banned From Some Schools?
The book faced a lot of bans when it was first published.
Justin Thomas Had to Sub out His Caddy for The Masters at the Last Minute
Justin Thomas's caddy dropped out of the 2025 Masters at the last minute.
The Second Season of 'The Pitt' Will Hit Max Sooner Than You Might Think
The second season of 'The Pitt' should debut as soon as next January.
Following Eric Dane's ALS Diagnosis, His Family Will Be More Important Than Ever
The actor is still married, even though his wife filed for divorce.
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer Has Two Children and Three Step-Children
Gretchen Whitmer has two daughters who are both still young adults.
Mickey Rourke Says He "Went to the Wrong Guy" to Put His Face Back Together
Rourke has been open about having plastic surgery.
Weezer Bassist Scott Shriner Has a Rock Solid Net Worth Thanks to Decades of Success
Scott Shriner's net worth is thanks to his membership in Weezer.
Tyreek Hill's Wife Filed for Divorce Days After Police Were Called to His House
Tyreek Hill seems to be headed for divorce from his wife Keeta.
Kash Patel Was Quietly Removed From His Role as the Active ATF Director
Kash Patel didn't get fired, but he's not the head of ATF anymore.
Walmart Is the Latest Major Retailer to Face Boycotts Over DEI Rollbacks
People are boycotting Walmart over its DEI policies, among other reasons.
Fabletics Has Added a New Line to Its Receipts to Account for the Cost of Tariffs
The surcharge tells consumers exactly what is responsible for increased prices.
Prince Harry Is in Court to Fight for More Police Protection in the U.K.
Prince Harry is in court because he wants more police protection.
Ms. Rachel Has Two Kids of Her Own — Details on the Lucky Kiddos
Ms. Rachel has two children of her own who will likely be hearing a lot of songs in the next few years.
Given How the Season Ended, Coffee Mate's 'White Lotus' Creamer Is Pretty Amusing
The Piña Colada flavor is a little weird if you've seen the show.
Ed Sheeran's New Song Features the Persian Word "Azizam," but What Does It Mean?
The new song is a twist on the singer's classic love song.
We Still Don't Know Whether 'The Final Reckoning' Is the End for Ethan Hunt
Tom Cruise has been cagey about whether he'll be back for any more.
Laurie's 'White Lotus' Finale Monologue Proves Carrie Coon is the GOAT
Carrie Coon stole the show with an incredible monologue in the season's final episode.
Kyle Dunnigan Is the Man Behind Elon Musk on the 'Kill Tony' Netflix Special
The actor behind the role has been doing impersonations for years.
Morgan Mitchell Was Voted off 'Australian Survivor' After Minimal Time on the Air
The former Olympian received a somewhat suspicious edit on the series.
Jack Black Probably Should Have Made More to Play Steve in 'A Minecraft Movie'
'A Minecraft Movie' might have underpaid one of its stars.
'The White Lotus' Could Be Back for Season 4, but Where Would It Be Set?
No location has been determined for the season just yet, but it's looking like Europe.
[SPOILER]'s '1923' Death Speaks to the Brutality of the World of the Show
Alex's death in '1923' was a huge blow to fans of the show.
Chad Smith Was Drumming for Elton John During His Special, but Who Is He?
Chad Smith is one of the great drummers of the 21st century.
There's a Viral 'Simpsons' Prediction Circulating Online, but Is It Real?
The prediction suggests that the president's death is imminent.
Case Keenum's Journeyman NFL Career Has Led to a Pretty Solid Net Worth
Case Keenum's net worth reflects his long journey through the NFL.
Reddit Changed Its App Logo, and Users Are Not Pleased With the New Look
Reddit's 2025 logo change appears to have been timed to April Fool's Day.
Right-Wing Influencer Laura Loomer Often Spouts Racism and Conspiracy Theories
She has some unusual thoughts about 9/11.
Fox News Seems to Have Removed Its Ticker as the Stock Market Collapsed
The news network has been known to push the president's agenda aggressively.
Laura Loomer Appears to Have Some Influence Over Donald Trump but Is She Married?
Laura Loomer is married to her dedication to Trump.
The Nintendo Switch 2 Has a High Price Point, and Nintendo Thinks People Will Pay
The Switch 2 costs considerably more than its predecessor.
Joe Rogan Endorsed Trump in 2024 but Is Now Condemning His Deportation Policies
Joe Rogan endorsed Donald Trump, but he's not down with the deportation of innocents.
Amazon Was One of Several Companies to Bid on Purchasing TikTok From ByteDance
Amazon is one of several companies that submitted a bid for the company.
Pamela Paul Left the New York Times as Part of a Wave of Opinion Section Cuts
Pamela Paul left the New York Times as part of a broader set of Opinion page changes.