Joseph Allen
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Colorado Terror Suspect Mohamed Sabry Soliman's Home Was Raided by the FBI — Is He Married?
Mohamed Sabry Soliman is suspected of attacking a group of peaceful protesters.
Scripps Spelling National Bee Champion Faizan Zaki's Parents Immigrated From India
Faizan Zaki's dad thinks he's the GOAT.
Netflix Users Are Wondering Why the App Won't Let Them Watch Titles Instantly
The error appears to have been widespread recently.
Federalist Society Luminary Leonard Leo Is the Latest to Incur Trump's Wrath
Leonard Leo has been a conservative luminary for decades.
Elon Musk Was Reportedly on Drugs While Campaigning for Donald Trump
Elon Musk's drug use might have overlapped with his time in the White House.
Bernard Kerik's Checkered History Left Him With a Pretty Small Net Worth
Bernard Kerik's net worth isn't as high as it once was.
Elon Musk Is Leaving the White House after a Tumultuous Four-Month Tenure
Elon Musk's time in the Trump administration is coming to an end.
Extreme Athletes Nitro Circus Are Remembering the Death of a Former Member
Luke Burland died tragically in 2023.
Stephen Miller's Wife Katie Is Leaving the White House to Work for Elon Musk Amid Eye-Raising Rumors
The rumor has been swirling since Katie Miller left the administration.
TACO Trump Memes Are Popping up Online, but Many Want to Know What They Mean
TACO Trump is taking off, and it's making the president pretty mad.
Donald Trump Has Commuted Larry Hoover's Sentence, but What Crimes Did Hoover Commit?
Larry Hoover's sentence has been contentious for decades.
Kat Timpf's Rapport With Greg Gutfeld Has Left Fans Eager for More of Her on the Show
We don't know for sure when she'll be back.
Victoria's Secret's Website Has Been Down for Hours, but What's Happening With It?
The website, which is also an online shopping portal, has been down for more than 12 hours.
The Tragic Story of Kassidy Kocian's Daughter Has Gone Viral on Social Media
It's one of the sadder stories you'll read all week.
Heidi Klum's Departure from 'America's Got Talent' Has Some Fans Confused
Heidi might be leaving because of other commitments with NBC.
'Survivor' Is Bringing Back Some Heavy Hitters for Its 50th Season: Here's the Full List
The cast includes plenty of 'Survivor' favorites, including 'White Lotus' creator Mike White.
Elio Is Sporting an Eyepatch in Pixar's Film 'Elio,' but Why Does He Need One?
There's no firm answer yet.
Patti Lupone Said Audra McDonald Is "Not a Friend" in a Recent Profile
Patti Lupone and Audra McDonald have apparently been feuding for years.
Caitlin Clark's Left Quad Strain Will Keep Her out for at Least Two Weeks
She will be out at least two weeks with a left quad strain.
Chef Katsuji Self-Eliminated from 'Yes,Chef!' Leaving Fans to Wonder Why
Martha Stewart said that Katsuji decided to self eliminate.
Reality TV Star Phil Robertson Had a Sizable Net Worth Prior to His Death
Phil Robertson's net worth was staggering at the time of his death.
Donald Trump Is Going After Harvard, but Why Is He So Focused on That School?
Donald Trump's attacks on Harvard have escalated through his entire term.
Trump's Big Beautiful Bill Has Passed the House, but When Will it Go to the Senate?
The bill is supposed to get to the president before July 4.
Paul Reubens Was a Smoker, but He Didn't Want Kids to Know that He Smoked
Paul Reubens hid his smoking habit from the public.
Saoirse Ronan's Recent Public Appearance Has Many Speculating That She's Pregnant
The actor has not officially confirmed the news.
'Today' Show Host Sheinelle Jones Lost Her Husband When He Was Just 45 Years Old
Sheinelle Jones lost her husband to an aggressive form of brain cancer.
Harrison Ford Has Always Had a Curmudgeonly Relationship With 'Star Wars'
The actor has a complicated relationship with Han Solo.
Duolingo's Owl Has Three Eyes, and Users Want to Know When It Grew the Third
Duolingo is doing yet another marketing stunt.
J.J. McCarthy Is Not Married Yet, but He and His Fiancée Are Expecting
J.J. McCarthy and his fiancee are now expecting their first baby.
Indiana Pacers Assistant Coach Jenny Boucek Likes to Keep Her Personal Life Private
Jenny Boucek isn't married, but she does have a kid.
Indianapolis Colts Owner Jim Irsay Had a Staggering Net Worth
Jim Irsay's net worth stems entirely from the Colts.
Andrew Cuomo's Net Worth Is Surprisingly Small Given His Years in Government
Cuomo is running for mayor in 2025.
Signs Suggest That Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson Might Actually Be Engaged
There are signs suggesting they are.
The Senate's No Tax on Tips Bill Has Some People Confused About What It Means
The bill passed, but that doesn't mean it's going to become a law.
Commander Lawrence's Shocking Decision In 'The Handmaid's Tale' Has Fans Reeling
Lawrence's sacrifice could be the thing that breaks Gilead.
'Cheers' Star George Wendt's Death Has Led Many to Wonder If He Had Health Issues
George Wendt had a coronary bypass surgery back in 2012.
Denzel Washington Has Opened up About the Toll His Drinking Took on His Health
The actor has worked hard to improve his health in recent years.
'Dilbert' Creator Scott Adams Has Earned a Substantial Net Worth From the Comic
Scott Adams's net worth stems almost entirely from his comic empire.
Will Taylor Swift Write a Song About the Body Found Near Her Beach House?
The remains have led to plenty of fervent speculation, because of course.
ESPN's 'SportsCenter' Is Leaving Los Angeles, Leading Many to Wonder Why
'SportsCenter' is leaving Los Angeles for business reasons.
After Robert Griffin III Weighed in on Angel Reese, Ryan Clark Issued a Fiery Response
Ryan Clark made things personal when discussing Angel Reese and Caitlin Clark.
Jill Biden Is Not a Medical Doctor, but Did Donald Trump Jr. Know That?
Jill Biden's doctoral degree is in education.
"25 47" Is the Latest Coded Attempt to Signal Opposition to Donald Trump
The lingo is designed to describe opposition to Trump.
Ellie's Fixation With Moths in 'The Last of Us' Has Been a Mystery for Years
The moths don't have a single fixed meaning.
Joe Biden's Prostate Cancer Has a Gleason Score of 9, but What Does That Mean?
The former president has a fairly aggressive form of cancer.
Jamal Roberts's Family Was a Huge Factor in His Successful Singing Career
Jamal Roberts hasn't offered many details about his parents.
8647 Is a Form of Silent Political Protest, but What Does It Actually Mean?
8647 is a form of quiet resistance for anti-Trump America.
UnitedHealth Group CEO Andrew Witty Has Stepped Down, but What Is His Net Worth?
The former CEO has an impressive net worth.
Shoeless Joe Jackson Earned His Nickname by Taking His Shoes off at the Bat
Although Shoeless Joe has appeared in several movies and is best known for his role in the 1919 cheating scandal that ultimately led to his ban from the sport, his nickname is also a story worth telling.
Luthen's Big Decision in the 'Andor' Finale Speaks to Who He's Always Been
Luthen's decision is a reminder of how amoral he's always been.