Joseph Allen
Joseph is a writer for Distractify and secretly loves watching The Masked Singer
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Is 'Where the Wild Things Are' Really Getting Banned From Some Schools?
The book faced a lot of bans when it was first published.
Justin Thomas Had to Sub out His Caddy for The Masters at the Last Minute
Justin Thomas's caddy dropped out of the 2025 Masters at the last minute.
The Second Season of 'The Pitt' Will Hit Max Sooner Than You Might Think
The second season of 'The Pitt' should debut as soon as next January.
Following Eric Dane's ALS Diagnosis, His Family Will Be More Important Than Ever
The actor is still married, even though his wife filed for divorce.
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer Has Two Children and Three Step-Children
Gretchen Whitmer has two daughters who are both still young adults.
Mickey Rourke Says He "Went to the Wrong Guy" to Put His Face Back Together
Rourke has been open about having plastic surgery.
Weezer Bassist Scott Shriner Has a Rock Solid Net Worth Thanks to Decades of Success
Scott Shriner's net worth is thanks to his membership in Weezer.
Tyreek Hill's Wife Filed for Divorce Days After Police Were Called to His House
Tyreek Hill seems to be headed for divorce from his wife Keeta.
Kash Patel Was Quietly Removed From His Role as the Active ATF Director
Kash Patel didn't get fired, but he's not the head of ATF anymore.
Walmart Is the Latest Major Retailer to Face Boycotts Over DEI Rollbacks
People are boycotting Walmart over its DEI policies, among other reasons.
Fabletics Has Added a New Line to Its Receipts to Account for the Cost of Tariffs
The surcharge tells consumers exactly what is responsible for increased prices.
Prince Harry Is in Court to Fight for More Police Protection in the U.K.
Prince Harry is in court because he wants more police protection.
Ms. Rachel Has Two Kids of Her Own — Details on the Lucky Kiddos
Ms. Rachel has two children of her own who will likely be hearing a lot of songs in the next few years.
Given How the Season Ended, Coffee Mate's 'White Lotus' Creamer Is Pretty Amusing
The Piña Colada flavor is a little weird if you've seen the show.
Ed Sheeran's New Song Features the Persian Word "Azizam," but What Does It Mean?
The new song is a twist on the singer's classic love song.
We Still Don't Know Whether 'The Final Reckoning' Is the End for Ethan Hunt
Tom Cruise has been cagey about whether he'll be back for any more.
Laurie's 'White Lotus' Finale Monologue Proves Carrie Coon is the GOAT
Carrie Coon stole the show with an incredible monologue in the season's final episode.
Kyle Dunnigan Is the Man Behind Elon Musk on the 'Kill Tony' Netflix Special
The actor behind the role has been doing impersonations for years.
Morgan Mitchell Was Voted off 'Australian Survivor' After Minimal Time on the Air
The former Olympian received a somewhat suspicious edit on the series.
Jack Black Probably Should Have Made More to Play Steve in 'A Minecraft Movie'
'A Minecraft Movie' might have underpaid one of its stars.
'The White Lotus' Could Be Back for Season 4, but Where Would It Be Set?
No location has been determined for the season just yet, but it's looking like Europe.
[SPOILER]'s '1923' Death Speaks to the Brutality of the World of the Show
Alex's death in '1923' was a huge blow to fans of the show.
Chad Smith Was Drumming for Elton John During His Special, but Who Is He?
Chad Smith is one of the great drummers of the 21st century.
There's a Viral 'Simpsons' Prediction Circulating Online, but Is It Real?
The prediction suggests that the president's death is imminent.
Case Keenum's Journeyman NFL Career Has Led to a Pretty Solid Net Worth
Case Keenum's net worth reflects his long journey through the NFL.
Reddit Changed Its App Logo, and Users Are Not Pleased With the New Look
Reddit's 2025 logo change appears to have been timed to April Fool's Day.
Right-Wing Influencer Laura Loomer Often Spouts Racism and Conspiracy Theories
She has some unusual thoughts about 9/11.
Fox News Seems to Have Removed Its Ticker as the Stock Market Collapsed
The news network has been known to push the president's agenda aggressively.
Laura Loomer Appears to Have Some Influence Over Donald Trump but Is She Married?
Laura Loomer is married to her dedication to Trump.
The Nintendo Switch 2 Has a High Price Point, and Nintendo Thinks People Will Pay
The Switch 2 costs considerably more than its predecessor.
Joe Rogan Endorsed Trump in 2024 but Is Now Condemning His Deportation Policies
Joe Rogan endorsed Donald Trump, but he's not down with the deportation of innocents.
Amazon Was One of Several Companies to Bid on Purchasing TikTok From ByteDance
Amazon is one of several companies that submitted a bid for the company.
Pamela Paul Left the New York Times as Part of a Wave of Opinion Section Cuts
Pamela Paul left the New York Times as part of a broader set of Opinion page changes.
Trump's Tariffs Extend to Islands Where Penguins Are the Only Residents
Trump's tariffs have extended even to islands without people on them.
Walton Goggins Goggle Glasses Seem Fake, but You Can Buy a Pair Yourself
The glasses are very real, and GoDaddy is helping him sell them.
Liza Minnelli's Health Issues Are Numerous and Have Plagued Her For Some Time
The singer is facing a number of health issues as she ages.
Val Kilmer's Memoir Is Called 'I'm Your Huckleberry,' but What Does That Mean?
Val Kilmer's memoir is named after one of his most important quotes.
Cory Booker Did Not Use the Bathroom Once During His 25-Hour Filibuster
Cory Booker did not go to the bathroom for more than a day.
Val Kilmer Was Most Proud of His Role as a Father to His Children
Val Kilmer's children, Jack and Mercedes, discussed their father's health before he died in April 2025.
Following the News of His Death, Many Want to Know Whether Val Kilmer Smoked
Val Kilmer's throat cancer has led many to wonder whether he smoked.
Ronald Acuña Jr. Is Dealing With an ACL Tear, but When Will He Be Back?
The Braves star tore his ACL in May of 2024.
Epstein and Prince Andrew Accuser Virginia Giuffre Has Three Children
Giuffre claims to be on death's door and says she just wants to see her kids again.
Elon Musk Promoted a Racist Theory About the Netflix Series 'Adolescence'
Elon Musk promoted a tweet suggesting that 'Adolescence' was 'anti-white' propaganda.
Cory Booker Is Filibustering in Opposition to the Trump Administration
The senator explained that he is taking the threat to Trump seriously.
Yacht Rock Radio Is Moving to a New Station Number Permanently on SiriusXM
Yacht Rock Radio thankfully isn't gone, but it did move to a totally new channel.
Johni Broome Is One of Auburn's Biggest Stars, but What's up With His Tattoo?
Johni Broome's tattoo was confusing to many who have seen it.
The "Hands Off" Protest Is Set to Be One of the Biggest Demonstrations of Trump 2.0
The protest movement is set to happen all across the country.
Dan Katz's Eggplant Emoji Venmo Transaction Is Leading to Some Tough Questions
The emoji was found in Dan Katz's Venmo history back in 2018.
Producer and Songwriter Beau Dozier Died at 45, but What Happened to Him?
The producer worked with 'American Idol' and a number of major artists.
Morgan Wallen's Decision to Walk off 'SNL' Has Many Questioning Why He Was There in the First Place
The musician seems to have wanted to make a statement at the end of the show.