Joseph Allen
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Trump Wants to Dismantle the Department of Education, but What Does That Mean for Student Loans?
Student loans have not been at the forefront of Donald Trump's agenda. Politics
Trump Posted an Article Featuring a Crossed out Pink Triangle, but What Is That?
The symbol was used by the Nazis to identify homosexuals. Reality TV
Ben Bylett Left 'Australian Survivor' Unexpectedly, and Now We Know Why
Ben Bylett left 'Survivor' unexpectedly after getting sick. Politics
Donald Trump's White House Tesla Purchase Was Designed to "Celebrate" Elon Musk
Trump bought a Tesla on the White House lawn for $80,000. Politics
Senator Mark Kelly's Wife Gabby Giffords Was in Politics Long Before He Was
Mark Kelly's wife has an even more incredible story than the retired astronaut. Human Interest
Elon Musk's Net Worth Is Dropping as Tesla's Stock Price Continues to Slide
Elon Musk's net worth has fallen precipitously in 2025. Influencers
Dylan Mulvaney Has Alluded to Her Dating Life, but Who Is She Actually With?
Dylan Mulvaney has been open about her sex life, but won't say who she's dating. News
A Hacktivist Group Made X Unusable for Much of Monday to Protest Elon Musk
Anonymous is one of several groups taking credit for hacking X. Reality TV
Lauren Klein Left 'Spring Baking Championship' Early, Preventing an Elimination
The baker had to leave the show early after an illness. Music
Joni Mitchell Has Always Defended Her Use of Blackface, in Spite of the Controversy
Joni Mitchell's history of blackface is something she's defended for years. Politics
Mark Carney and His Wife Have Been Together for More Than 30 Years
Mark Carney has four daughters and has been married for decades. Politics
Mark Carney Is Canada's Next Prime Minister, but When Will He Be Sworn In?
The Liberal Party leader will be prime minister for most of 2025. Reality TV
'Naked and Afraid' Star Sarah Danser Died at Just 34 Following a Car Accident
Sarah Danser died following a car crash in Hawaii. Politics
Gavin Newsom Is a Practicing Catholic, and He Really Wants to Be President
Gavin Newsom's religious beliefs have informed his life in public service. News
Following Another SpaceX Starship Explosion, What Is SpaceX's Failure Rate?
SpaceX rockets seem to keep blowing up, but is that really true? Sports
Warriors Guard Brandin Podziemski Left the Game Against the Nets with Back Pain
He left the Warriors-Nets game with an injury, but it's apparently not serious. Entertainment
Kansas City Radio Host Johnny Dare Is No Longer on the Air at 98.9 The Rock
The show was on the air for 32 years in the Kansas City area. Politics
Rep. Al Green Was Censured in the House, but What Does That Mean for Him?
If Green could do it all over again, he'd probably heckle Trump again. Politics
White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt Is Not Currently Suing 'The View'
Karoline Leavitt isn't suing 'The View,' but they haven't always gotten along. Entertainment
'7th Heaven' Actor Stephen Collins Is the Subject of a Startling New Documentary — Where Is He Now?
The actor has been out of the public eye for more than a decade. Human Interest
Elon Musk's Schedule Didn't Afford Him the Time or the Patience to Learn Violin
Elon Musk cannot play the violin, and he's even said so on the record. Movies
'Happy Gilmore 2' Is Coming to Netflix in 2025, and Fans Are So Excited
'Happy Gilmore 2' is set to hit theaters almost 30 years after the first movie. Music
Roy Ayers Had a Solid Net Worth That Came From Decades in the Music Business
Roy Ayers's net worth comes from his decades of working in music. FYI
Some Consumers Are Beginning a 40-Day Boycott of Target Over Its DEI Policies
Target's DEI rollback has not been great for business. Politics
Elon Musk's Haircut Reminds Some People of One of History's Worst People
Elon Musk doesn't really have a new haircut, but that didn't stop people from making fun of him. Politics
Donald Trump's "Pocahontas" Nickname for Elizabeth Warren Has Been Around for Years
Trump's nickname dates back to a controversy from the 1980s. Stream & Chill
A Major Character Death Helps to Reset the World of 'Daredevil' for 'Born Again'
'Daredevil: Born Again' kicks off its first season with a major character death. Politics
Rep. Al Green Was Removed From the Joint Congressional Address for Heckling Trump
Al Green wanted to make it clear that Trump did not have a mandate. Television
Jimmy Johnson Is Retiring, but How Much Was He Getting Paid By Fox Sports?
Jimmy Johnson's salary is not public, but his net worth is quite high. FYI
The Trump Tariffs Are Here, but What Will They Mean for the Cost of Stuff?
Trump's new tariffs could make basically everything more expensive. Entertainment
Adam Sandler Decided to Wear Shorts to the Oscars, but It Was for a Bit
Sandler's dressed down bit probably had nothing to do with President Zelenskyy. Television
Joy Taylor Has Been 'Sidelined' From 'Speak,' but Why Is She off the Air?
Joy Taylor is no longer on 'Speak' thanks to a lawsuit. Influencers
Hasan Piker Was Banned From Twitch Over a Violent Comment He Made on a Stream
Hasan Piker's Twitch ban appears to be temporary, but we don't know how long it will last. FYI
Mike Myers Was Canadian and Proud During His Recent Appearance on 'SNL'
Mike Myers's "elbows up" message was meant to signify a fighting posture. Celebrity Relationships
Adrien Brody Is Currently Dating Harvey Weinstein's Ex-Wife Georgina Chapman
Adrien Brody's relationship with Georgina Chapman has been going strong for five years. Television
Hulu's Livestream Cut off the Oscars Right Before the Biggest Awards of the Night
Hulu cut off the Oscars early because of a scheduling SNAFU. Entertainment
Oscar Winner Mikey Madison Has a Twin Brother That the Internet Is Obsessed With
Mikey Madison thanked her twin brother during her Oscar speech, but who is he? Movies
'Anora' Is an Oscar Favorite, but Why Wasn't There an Intimacy Coordinator on Set?
Intimacy coordinators help keep everyone comfortable on set, but 'Anora' star Mikey Madison declined to use one. Celebrity Relationships
Gene Hackman and His First Wife Were Married for 30 Years Before Their Divorce
Gene Hackman was married to his first wife for 30 years. Movies
Zendaya Will Play Shrek's Daughter in 'Shrek 5,' but How Many Kids Does He Have?
Shrek's triplets are all grown up now because the passage of time is inevitable. Entertainment
Katy Perry Is One of the Celebrities Who Is Going to Space, but When Will That Be?
Katy Perry is taking a brief jaunt into space sometime in the spring of 2025. Entertainment
'Running Point' Star Drew Tarver Is Not Related to Actor Jason Bateman
Drew Tarver has no relationship with Jason Bateman that we know of. FYI
Facebook Has Changed Its Messenger Icon to Blue, and Many Want to Know Why
Messenger's new look has many of its regular users upset. FYI
Meta Is Apologizing to Users Who Saw Sexual and Violent Content on Instagram
Instagram made a mistake that showed sensitive content to all its users. News
Andrew Tate Is Returning to the U.S., Apparently Because He Likes Donald Trump
Andrew and his brother both have dual citizenship to the U.S. and U.K. Politics
Jeff Bezos's Political Views Seem to Be Driven Chiefly By His Business Interests
Bezos's political beliefs seem to have more to do with his bottom line than anything else. Entertainment
Gene Hackman Was One of the All-Time Great Actors, but What Was His Religion?
The acting legend's religious beliefs were not a central part of his life. Influencers
Logan Paul Has Always Been Controversial, but Why Is He Banned from Egypt?
Logan Paul is banned from Egypt, but Egypt wouldn't tell him why. FYI
Google Maps Is Showing Some Users a Totally Black Icon Instead of Its Logo
The icon has been replaced by a totally black box for some users. Sports
Kyrie Irving Debuted a New Goatee During the Mavericks Game Against the Lakers
The shave game before a crucial game against the Lakers.