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Try Not To Giggle Reading About Florida's Butt Graffiti Problem

By Jaime Lutz

The Florida city of St. Petersburg has a butt graffiti problem. Specifically, someone is drawing three-cheeked butts all over private property, according to a local NBC station. In the poetic words of the Tampa Bay Times, "Three buttocks, formed by four unbroken lines. A simple yet mind-bending design that conjures a police lineup of backsides, or an alien race anatomically different from our own." 

But don't laugh.

“The bottom line is whoever is doing this is destroying property,” St. Petersburg Assistant Police Chief Jim Previterra said to NBC. “They are marking up the beautiful downtown area of St. Petersburg.” Even though he said "downtown area" and "bottom line," don't laugh.