Romance has certainly suffered since the rise of the Internet. Gone are the days when a guy would serenade a woman from outside her window. Now, we can just ask people out with a few winky face emojis and a "wyd" on Tinder.
Twitter user @squidslippers, who also goes by Jake, is one of those with zero skill when it comes to asking women out. So when he wanted to score a date with his crush Hannah, he decided to ask his English professor for a little help.
Together, they assembled the perfect text with the help of a diagram...
And it worked pretty well by the looks of it.
JUST GOT BACK FROM MY DATE LOOK HOW CUTE HANNAH IS I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE SHE SAID YES 😭😊— jake (@squidslippers) October 28, 2017
WE FINGER PAINTED THE SUNSET TOGETHER IT WAS SO AMAZING AND THE PAINTING WAS GOOD BUT THE REAL MASTERPIECE WAS NEXT TO ME THE WHOLE TIME 😍💖
ALSO WINSTON IS CHILL AF pic.twitter.com/3sr39jQCpo
People were impressed.
My English professor hasn't even graded the paper we turned in a month ago— DepressedRedskinsFan (@RandomOGod) October 26, 2017
This needs at least three sources formatted in MLA and needs to be in twelve point font, times new Roman or it didn't happen.— Ivan Jimenez (@dilfstache) October 26, 2017
Take notes, people!