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PSA: Peeps Oreos Are Imminent And The Internet Is Freaking Out

PSA: Peeps Oreos Are Imminent And The Internet Is Freaking Out
1 year ago

I love Oreos. Let me repeat: I LOVE OREOS. Give me some chilled dairy-like beverage and a sleeve of those bad boys and I'm in heaven. I'll hate myself, but for those few minutes of Oreo and milky goodness, I'm a very happy man.

In fact I love the cookies so much that I created a list ranking the best and worst flavors of all time.

And yes, just because I love them doesn't mean that I don't think they're open to criticism. In fact it's because I love them so much that I'm very critical of the new flavors they're constantly churning out, because I just want them to be the best damnit. I want them to succeed.

Which is why I'm upset at the unholy matrimony between Peeps and Oreos.

The newest flavor showed up on Walmart's website which means if it's not out there polluting store shelves already, they'll be there soon.

Peeps are objectively the worst Easter foods that won't just go away. They're the candy corn of Easter.

It's almost that time๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ if u don't like #peeps clearly u wasn't raised right๐Ÿ˜‚

A post shared by Sean Whitfield (@afterpartycain) on

I understand that they have a following, but the idea of a crystalized sugar-covered marshmallows mashed between two biscuits isn't exactly my idea of a good time.

It looks like some people have already gotten their hands on boxes of these things, and they're actually excited about them.

Buy all the #peeps #oreos !!!! #newsnacks #nabisco #dunkchallenge

A post shared by Jen Chesnick (@jenchesnick) on

I have no idea why they would ever delude themselves into thinking these monstrosities would taste like anything other than sugary sadness, but hey, different strokes for different folks I guess.

At least some people know what type of agony their tastebuds are in for.

Yuck ๐Ÿคข #peeps

A post shared by Bob๐Ÿง€ (@foodbybob) on

I guess I'll find out first-hand whenever I go into a store to eventually try these things. I know they'll be gross, but my devotion towards all things Oreo will win out in the end. Wish me luck.