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Trump Is Bringing Toby Keith With Him To Saudi Arabia, And There's A Bunch Of Problems With That

By Koh Mochizuki

President Trump will be showing the Middle East how awesome America is by bringing country singer Toby Keith for a very special concert.

And no women are allowed because of the strict Islamic law of gender segregation. To herald president Donald Trump's visit, the "I Like Girls That Drink Beer" singer will perform on Saturday - where the very things mentioned in this particular tune are banned: Alcohol and women. 

The designated embodiment of American patriotism will perform from a tasteful repertoire of songs like, "Beer For My Horses," "Whiskey Girl," and "Drunk Americans," to rock the heck out of the Islam-enforced capitol city of Riyadh.