On Tuesday, Donald Trump held that bizarre annual pre-Thanksgiving tradition that is the pardoning of the turkey.
His followers were quick to jump in.
"If you don't fly already, I swear I'm gonna shoot you! Damn bird."— Gurantu (@orcinwizardrobe) November 22, 2017
"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly"— TheMinistryofTruth (@TruthsMinister) November 21, 2017
there will never be a better thanksgiving bit.
Happy Thanksgiving y'all.