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Source: Twitter

A Dog Refused To Keep Working For The CIA And Everyone Loves Her

By Aimee Lutkin

The CIA has solemnly announced that an 18-month-old labrador from their bomb-sniffing program has been put into early retirement. Why? Lulu does not want to work for the dang government, okay? Lulu's refusal to participate in the system was rolled out on Twitter, along with many photos of Lulu looking sadly around, as though to ask, "Is this all there is? Sniffing?" Clearly the CIA life just isn't exciting enough for this laid-back pupper.

“We’re sad to announce that a few weeks into training, Lulu began to show signs that she wasn’t interested in detecting explosive odors,” the CIA wrote. “Sometimes a pup is bored and needs more playtime, sometimes they need a little break, or it’s a minor medical condition a like a food allergy. But for some dogs, like Lulu, it becomes clear that the issue isn’t temporary. Instead, this just isn’t the job they are meant for.”