It's one thing to match with someone on a dating app, but to actually get them to meet you in real life, you need a hook. You can be super hot, or you can be super clever (and in some unicorn instances, both). Reddit user BostelJ shared a conversation he had with a match on Tinder that really showed off how clever he thinks he is, but it didn't turn out quite like he hoped.
BostelJ offered her a choose your own adventure conversation, and she didn't choose to exit it immediately, so he screenshot the whole thing:
It begins extremely ominously: