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Here Are 56 Instagram Captions for Your Best Thanksgiving Selfie

If you're looking for clever and cute Thanksgiving Instagram captions, we've got you covered. Celebrate Turkey Day in style with these clever phrases.


Nov. 23 2020, Updated 7:05 p.m. ET

Is it even Turkey Day if you don't take a dinner-time selfie with your bountiful meal? Thanksgiving is the perfect time to document all your favorite things: good food, great company, and getting all dressed up to go nowhere other than your living room.

It's also a great day to scroll through the 'gram and vicariously live through friends' delicious meals, while posting equally delectable shots of your food and OOTD that'll make your followers swoon.

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After all, you can't afford to let all your delicious food go cold while you struggle to come up with the perfect Instagram caption for your Thanksgiving post. So save yourself the effort and use some of these Thanksgiving captions for inspiration.

That way you can save your energy for what really matters, like beating the others to seconds and thirds. You'll be grateful for us later.

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Cute Thanksgiving Captions

"I've never met a pumpkin pie I didn't like."

"Pass the sweet potatoes."

"Keep calm and gobble on."

"There are two things I can always count on: family and food."

"Hey there, cutie pie."

"Love at first bite."

"Stressed, blessed, and mashed potato-obsessed."

"A happy heart is a thankful heart."

"Eat, drink, and wear something comfy."

"May your hearts be as full as your plates."

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"Casse-rolling up to Grandma's house."

"Cran-bury me with this delicious pumpkin pie."

"Look at this feast; now let's eat this beast."

"I'm thankful for elastic waistbands."

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"Gobble til you wobble."

"I can't eat another bite... Oh look, pie!"

"Pies before guys."

"I'm grateful that no matter how much turkey I eat, my jewelry will still fit."

Clever Thanksgiving Captions

"Stuffed with mom's stuffing."

"Is it nap time yet?"

"Oh my gourd — look at all this food."

"Thankful to have a family who takes eating as seriously as I do."

"Surrounded by good people and even better food."

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"Stop, drop, and pass the rolls."

"I only have pies for you."

"I yam totally thankful for you."

"Let's give 'em pumpkin to talk about."

"Yes, we cran."

"Don't forget to set your scale back 10 pounds this week."

"You miss 100 percent of the leftovers you don't eat."

"Fact: You can't answer your family's stressful questions if you always have food in your mouth."

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Meme from 'Addams Family Values' featuring a turkey.
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Funny Thanksgiving Captions

"Talk turkey to me."

"I'm all about that baste."

"I'm just here for the food."

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"Occupation: couch potato."

"Nobody puts gravy in the corner."

"Leftovers are for quitters."

"May your turkey be moist and may no one use that word to describe it."

"We offered the turkey some dinner, but he was already stuffed."

"I came in like a butterball."

"Thanksgiving: Bringing out the best of family dysfunction since 1863."

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Thanksgiving Quote Captions

"For each new morning with its light, for rest and shelter of the night, for health and food, for love and friends, for everything thy goodness sends." — Ralph Waldo Emerson

"You want a piece of me?" — Britney Spears

"I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage." — Erma Bombeck

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"Today be thankful and think how rich you are. Your family is priceless, your time is gold, and your health is wealth." — Zig Ziglar

"Be thankful for what you have; you'll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don't have, you will never, ever have enough." — Oprah Winfrey

"It's not too much food. This is what we've been training for our whole lives. This is our destiny, this is our finest hour." — Lorelai, Gilmore Girls

"You can't have Thanksgiving without turkey. That's like Fourth of July without apple pie or Friday with no two pizzas." — Joey, Friends

"Don't you put words in people's mouths. You put turkey in people's mouths." — Joey, Friends

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'Friends' Thanksgiving episode.
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"It isn't so much what's on the table that matters, as what's on the chairs." — W.S. Gilbert

"Thanksgiving is probably my favorite holiday. It's a day that's American to the core, and it's a day that's all about what and how we eat." — Marcus Samuelsson

"After a good dinner, we can forgive anybody, even one's own relations." — Oscar Wilde

"Not a good day to be my pants." — Kevin James

"I can't cook a Thanksgiving dinner. All I can make is cold cereal and maybe toast." — Charlie Brown, A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving

"As we express our gratitude, we must never forget that the highest appreciation is not to utter words, but to live by them." — John F. Kennedy

"Hey I just met you, and this is gravy. But here's my stuffing, so carve me maybe." — Mitchell Bader

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